Trump Warns Pope Not To Criticise Capitalism, Will Remind Francis 'ISIL Wants To Get You'

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Michael Vadon

The Trump warns the Pope = Thump a Western prophet

(by Julian Lofts)

Wiz Khalifa arrested using hoverboard at airport

(The Independent)

Photo: Wikimedia

Wiz Khalifa arrested "slammed and cuffed" using hoverboard at airport = Pleas from "back to the future" law -- driving hazards need roads I'm afraid

(by Greig Templeton)

Hurricane Katrina Remembered

(CBS News)

Photo: Danny Howard

Ten years ago dreaded Katrina hit US southernly coast = A nasty hurricane took its stage ashore, turned deadly

(by Russ Atkinson)

Train shooting heroes: The men who helped avert a massacre in Europe

(CNN)

US trio Spencer Stone, Alek Skarlatos, Anthony Sadler = Pals knocked out a relentless terrorist. Say hosanna!

(by Jason Lofts)

Bush on 'anchor babies': Frankly, it's more related to Asian people

(CNN)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

The term 'anchor babies' = This became abhorrent

(by Jason Lofts)

Warning signs of a cheating spouse

(The Times of India)

Photo: Robin Corps

Warning signs of a cheating spouse = Refusing passion - has new act going!

(by Mark McNamara)

Jeb Bush Clarifies That He's Concerned About Asian 'Anchor Babies,' Not Hispanic Ones

(Huffington Post)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Jeb Bush Clarifies That He's Concerned About Asian 'Anchor Babies,' Not Hispanic Ones = The baboon justifies his biased rhetoric. A hapless Chinese-born can not; a Cuban can!

(by Adie Pena)

Donald Trump Just Stopped Being Funny

(Rolling Stone)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Donald Trump Just Stopped Being Funny = Stroppy blandest jingo-nut dumped fun!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Families Not Surprised US Men Stopped Train Attacker

(NBC News)

The American Airman First Class Spencer Stone ~ stops maniac in train car's melee, French assert.

(by Julian Lofts)

Truck takes exit... literally

(MSN)

Truck takes exit... literally = Likely text... a stuck trailer

(by Robert Jordan)

HuffPost Down Under: Introducing HuffPost Australia

(Huffington Post)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Introducing Huffington Post Australia = Got it, unfurling dispatch for Aus nation

(by Mark McNamara)

"Straight Outta Compton" Is Straight Outta 2015

(The New Yorker)

Straight Outta Compton's directed by Gary Gray = Homeboys cut 'gangsta rap' record - a gritty ditty

(by Julian Lofts)

Donald Trump's wife Melania Knauss-Trump a first lady of fashion

(New York Daily News)

Photo: Wikimedia

Donald Trump's third spouse Melania = Madam should stop presidential run!

(by Jason Lofts)

Federal agent kidnapped

(Fox News)

Photo: Ray Forster

Four teens beat up and rob federal agent = Band of brutes earned, got penal feature

(by Russ Atkinson)

Melania Trump: A Future First Lady?

(Access Hollywood)

Photo: Automotive Rhythms

Melania Trump the First Lady? = Triumphal term? Idle fantasy!

(by Julian Lofts)

At least 40 migrants dead in Mediterranean Sea

(Fox6)

Photo: Maso Notarianni

At least forty migrants dead in Mediterranean Sea = I see transit drama afloat's met end in near tragedy

(by Jason Lofts)

Deadly sodium cyanide confirmed at China blast site

(Reuters)

Sodium cyanide = Many do suicide

(by Julian Lofts)

Modern Family star gets breast reduction

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: voicechasers

Ariel Winter ~ wirier leant

(by Robert Jordan)

Delhi govt to crack down on booze portals

(The Times of India)

Photo: Amy the Nurse

Delhi government to crack down on booze portals = Brazen alcohol network over - top dogs condemn it

(by Mark McNamara)

Australian artist Stelarc grows an ear on his arm that will connect to the Internet

(The Daily Telegraph)

Australian artist Stelarc grows an ear on his arm that will connect to the Internet = Cor^*, listen - character's got new aural installation! What's this - art or entertainment?
*Cor: An expression of surprise, interest, etc. [UK slang]

(by Jason Lofts)