Ashley Madison: What's in the leaked accounts data dump?

(BBC)

Photo: The LAMP

Ashley Madison leaked accounts information = And makes mention of his occasional adultery

(by Jason Lofts)

Beheaded Syrian scholar refused to lead Isis to hidden Palmyra antiquities

(The Guardian)

Photo: Wikimedia

The Syrian antiquities scholar = Anti-Christians slay quiet hero

(by Julian Lofts)

Donald Trump feuds with Univision's Jorge Ramos

(CBS News)

Photo: NASA

Univision's Jorge Ramos = Vamoosing? Rejoin us, sir!

(by Julian Lofts)

Trump Warns Pope Not To Criticise Capitalism, Will Remind Francis 'ISIL Wants To Get You'

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Michael Vadon

The Trump warns the Pope = Thump a Western prophet

(by Julian Lofts)

Wiz Khalifa arrested using hoverboard at airport

(The Independent)

Photo: Wikimedia

Wiz Khalifa arrested "slammed and cuffed" using hoverboard at airport = Pleas from "back to the future" law -- driving hazards need roads I'm afraid

(by Greig Templeton)

Hurricane Katrina Remembered

(CBS News)

Photo: Danny Howard

Ten years ago dreaded Katrina hit US southernly coast = A nasty hurricane took its stage ashore, turned deadly

(by Russ Atkinson)

Train shooting heroes: The men who helped avert a massacre in Europe

(CNN)

US trio Spencer Stone, Alek Skarlatos, Anthony Sadler = Pals knocked out a relentless terrorist. Say hosanna!

(by Jason Lofts)

Bush on 'anchor babies': Frankly, it's more related to Asian people

(CNN)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

The term 'anchor babies' = This became abhorrent

(by Jason Lofts)

Warning signs of a cheating spouse

(The Times of India)

Photo: Robin Corps

Warning signs of a cheating spouse = Refusing passion - has new act going!

(by Mark McNamara)

Jeb Bush Clarifies That He's Concerned About Asian 'Anchor Babies,' Not Hispanic Ones

(Huffington Post)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Jeb Bush Clarifies That He's Concerned About Asian 'Anchor Babies,' Not Hispanic Ones = The baboon justifies his biased rhetoric. A hapless Chinese-born can not; a Cuban can!

(by Adie Pena)

Donald Trump Just Stopped Being Funny

(Rolling Stone)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Donald Trump Just Stopped Being Funny = Stroppy blandest jingo-nut dumped fun!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Families Not Surprised US Men Stopped Train Attacker

(NBC News)

The American Airman First Class Spencer Stone ~ stops maniac in train car's melee, French assert.

(by Julian Lofts)

Truck takes exit... literally

(MSN)

Truck takes exit... literally = Likely text... a stuck trailer

(by Robert Jordan)

HuffPost Down Under: Introducing HuffPost Australia

(Huffington Post)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Introducing Huffington Post Australia = Got it, unfurling dispatch for Aus nation

(by Mark McNamara)

"Straight Outta Compton" Is Straight Outta 2015

(The New Yorker)

Straight Outta Compton's directed by Gary Gray = Homeboys cut 'gangsta rap' record - a gritty ditty

(by Julian Lofts)

Donald Trump's wife Melania Knauss-Trump a first lady of fashion

(New York Daily News)

Photo: Wikimedia

Donald Trump's third spouse Melania = Madam should stop presidential run!

(by Jason Lofts)

Federal agent kidnapped

(Fox News)

Photo: Ray Forster

Four teens beat up and rob federal agent = Band of brutes earned, got penal feature

(by Russ Atkinson)

Melania Trump: A Future First Lady?

(Access Hollywood)

Photo: Automotive Rhythms

Melania Trump the First Lady? = Triumphal term? Idle fantasy!

(by Julian Lofts)

At least 40 migrants dead in Mediterranean Sea

(Fox6)

Photo: Maso Notarianni

At least forty migrants dead in Mediterranean Sea = I see transit drama afloat's met end in near tragedy

(by Jason Lofts)

Deadly sodium cyanide confirmed at China blast site

(Reuters)

Sodium cyanide = Many do suicide

(by Julian Lofts)