There's Now A "Cecil The Lion Killer Dentist" Costume Equipped With Blood And A Severed Lion Head

(BroBible)

There's now a "Cecil the Lion Killer Dentist" costume equipped with blood and a severed lion head = This quite novel Halloween tunic dedicated to Walter Palmer indeed shocks beholders, I opine

(by Jason Lofts)

UK sperm bank has just nine registered donors, boss reveals

(The Guardian)

Photo: Stéphane Moussie

UK sperm bank has just nine registered donors = No business at hand, men skirted jerker's group

(by Mark McNamara)

New Zealand: Rare birds shot as cull goes wrong

(BBC)

Photo: Harald Selke

Rare bird shot = This bad error

(by Julian Lofts)

Ashley Madison sued in US court over data breach

(The Irish Independent)

Photo: Pascal

Ashley Madison gets sued in US court over data breach = Adultery site uncovered America's husbands - has to go!

(by Jason Lofts)

Mexicans bash Trump piñata, call him imbecile

(Reuters)

Photo: Mike Licht

The Trump piñata = A patent triumph = A parent: “Thump it!”

(by Julian Lofts)

Eurostar Train Delayed By 'Migrants In Tunnel'

(Sky News)

Photo: UNKIEPAUL / Paul Johnston

Eurostar Train Delayed By 'Migrants In Tunnel' = Brutally uneasy, daring, stern determination.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Migrant deaths on land and at sea strengthen calls for change in Europe

(Washington Post)

Migrant smugglers = Man’s grim struggle

(by Julian Lofts)

America's first two female Rangers complete their training

(The Daily Telegraph)

First females complete the demanding US Rangers course = A triumph of endurance, fitness, etc. A gross smell emerged.

(by Julian Lofts)

Ashley Madison: What's in the leaked accounts data dump?

(BBC)

Photo: The LAMP

Ashley Madison leaked accounts information = And makes mention of his occasional adultery

(by Jason Lofts)

Beheaded Syrian scholar refused to lead Isis to hidden Palmyra antiquities

(The Guardian)

Photo: Wikimedia

The Syrian antiquities scholar = Anti-Christians slay quiet hero

(by Julian Lofts)

Donald Trump feuds with Univision's Jorge Ramos

(CBS News)

Photo: NASA

Univision's Jorge Ramos = Vamoosing? Rejoin us, sir!

(by Julian Lofts)

Trump Warns Pope Not To Criticise Capitalism, Will Remind Francis 'ISIL Wants To Get You'

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Michael Vadon

The Trump warns the Pope = Thump a Western prophet

(by Julian Lofts)

Wiz Khalifa arrested using hoverboard at airport

(The Independent)

Photo: Wikimedia

Wiz Khalifa arrested "slammed and cuffed" using hoverboard at airport = Pleas from "back to the future" law -- driving hazards need roads I'm afraid

(by Greig Templeton)

Hurricane Katrina Remembered

(CBS News)

Photo: Danny Howard

Ten years ago dreaded Katrina hit US southernly coast = A nasty hurricane took its stage ashore, turned deadly

(by Russ Atkinson)

Train shooting heroes: The men who helped avert a massacre in Europe

(CNN)

US trio Spencer Stone, Alek Skarlatos, Anthony Sadler = Pals knocked out a relentless terrorist. Say hosanna!

(by Jason Lofts)

Bush on 'anchor babies': Frankly, it's more related to Asian people

(CNN)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

The term 'anchor babies' = This became abhorrent

(by Jason Lofts)

Warning signs of a cheating spouse

(The Times of India)

Photo: Robin Corps

Warning signs of a cheating spouse = Refusing passion - has new act going!

(by Mark McNamara)

Jeb Bush Clarifies That He's Concerned About Asian 'Anchor Babies,' Not Hispanic Ones

(Huffington Post)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Jeb Bush Clarifies That He's Concerned About Asian 'Anchor Babies,' Not Hispanic Ones = The baboon justifies his biased rhetoric. A hapless Chinese-born can not; a Cuban can!

(by Adie Pena)

Donald Trump Just Stopped Being Funny

(Rolling Stone)

Photo: DonkeyHotey

Donald Trump Just Stopped Being Funny = Stroppy blandest jingo-nut dumped fun!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Families Not Surprised US Men Stopped Train Attacker

(NBC News)

The American Airman First Class Spencer Stone ~ stops maniac in train car's melee, French assert.

(by Julian Lofts)