Me, My Body, and a Bikini

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Rodrigo Faustini

Me, My Body, and a Bikini = Baby, I am in dinky mode!

(by Robert Jordan)

Here Are The European Countries That Want To Refuse Refugees

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Freedom House

Yes, are refusing ~ Syrian refugees

(by Jason Lofts)

Donate to help refugees via UNHCR: The UN Refugee Agency.

Fury as Victoria Beckham parades 'show of skeletons' on the runway at New York Fashion Week

(Daily Mail)

Fury as Victoria Beckham parades 'show of skeletons' on the runway at New York Fashion Week = Posh has skinny, bony waif workers on the catwalk, who offend voyeurs, I am sure. Take care, eat!

(by Jason Lofts)

My day with a robot

(BBC)

Photo: Wikimedia

My day with a robot = Boy toy with RAM ad

(by Robert Jordan)

Tony Abbott removed: Australia has had five prime ministers in five years

(The Independent)

Photo: Veni

Tony Abbot removed, Australia has had five prime ministers in five years = Shame, divisive party behaviour manifests at transition. Bye from leader!

(by Mark McNamara)

Russia to Continue Military Support to Assad Government, Says Vladimir Putin

(The Wall Street Journal)

Cartoon: Freedom House

Russia to continue its military support to Assad's government = Vladimir Putin continues to assist a gruesome tyrant's troops

(by Jason Lofts)

Delta State Shooting: Cops Hunt for Gunman After Professor Ethan Schmidt Killed on Campus

(NBC News)

Delta State University Professor Ethan Schmidt = Victim shot dead after tryst. Personal issue then?

(by Jason Lofts)

Rare (and adorable!) snow leopard cubs born at Chicago zoo

(Christian Science Monitor)

Rare (and adorable!) snow leopard cubs born at Chicago zoo = A good, adorable, bonnier cat bounced. O! Razor-sharp claws!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Why Idris Elba is not 'too street' to be James Bond

(Public Radio International)

Photo: DFID - UK Department for International Development

Six Bond actors:
1. Sean Connery
2. George Lazenby
3. Roger Moore
4. Timothy Dalton
5. Pierce Brosnan
6. Daniel Craig
=
1. One sexy Scot, no?
2. Rare casting error, born in Oz
3. Gentleman role
4. Replaced by
5. Irish boy
6. A dogged action man

(by Jason Lofts)

Plus-sized model Denise Bidot goes un-retouched in a new swimsuit campaign promoting body acceptance

(Business Insider)

The Puerto Rican/Kuwaiti "plus model" Denise Bidot = Aphrodite looked cute in a blue printed swimsuit = Plump ladies not suited to wear hot bikini. Reduce!

(by Jason Lofts)

Denise Bidot = It's bod I need

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Katie Tegtmeyer

Woman has blindfolded sex with 'male cancer patient ashamed of scars' - before discovering it is female friend using prosthetic penis, court hears = Oh, we consider anecdote is farcical. She must be a cretin - her girlfriend with false stiff organ's supposed to have impersonated man's climax in bed!

(by Jason Lofts)

The Good Oil

(Turners)

Photo: Martin Cooper

The good oil = Ooh, to glide

(by Robert Jordan)

Andrew Garfield says Donald Trump is 'a lost soul wandering this Earth'

(The Week)

Photo: Miles Gehm

Andrew Garfield says Donald Trump is 'a lost soul wandering this Earth' = A diseased power-hungry fat gas-nut rolls in dollars and dreams with it!

(by Maurice Goddard)

23 Ridiculously Offensive Donald Trump Quotes

(InsideGov)

Photo: Elvert Barnes

"I will build a great wall -- and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me -- and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
=
Exuberant, wily madman Donald Trump risibly babbled he will underwrite and oversee the hurried erection of an almighty bulwark as a vivid symbol to expel all dirty illegal immigrants. We'll kowtow and bellow "Alleluia!"
=
Well I never!

Always verbally extreme like a loud-mouthed twit,
We've an extremely arrogant madder babbling nit.
A rude-to-all monkey, billionaire Donald Trump chills,
Raw foul windbag wipes his bum daily with dollar bills!

(by Jason Lofts, Maurice Goddard)

J.K. Rowling says you've been pronouncing 'Voldemort' wrong

(CNN)

Photo: Devon Steven

J.K. Rowling says you've been pronouncing 'Voldemort' wrong = Grown-up bookworms enjoy a nice 'T' during very long novels

(by Dharam)

More Cuban Migrants Crossing to US by Sea

(Time)

Photo: US Coast Guard

More Cuban Migrants Crossing to US by Sea = Boats bring US near. Masses coming cry out!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Clever Cat Answers Ringing Telephone

(Huffington Post)

Clever cat answers ringing telephone = In went one pet reversing call charges!

(by Robert Jordan)

Donald Trump Insults Carly Fiorin's Looks, Underscores Gross Attitude Toward Women

(New York Magazine)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Donald Trump insults Carly Fiorina's looks, underscores gross attitude toward women = Crass gratuitous slur from old monkey (world's worst US presidential candidate). Not on!

(by Jason Lofts)

New algorithm identifies hidden porn websites

(The Times of India)

Photo: Phil Rogers

New algorithm identifies hidden porno websites = Desires find home with web design interpolation

(by Mark McNamara)

Twin rapist caught without DNA

(USA Today)

Photo: Actu Secours

Twin rapist caught without DNA, then confesses. Brother freed. = Wow! French cops hunt, detain nastiest thug, deter his bro after.

(by Russ Atkinson)