Bill Clinton blames Republicans, media for extending wife Hillary's email controversy

(Fox News)

Photo: Penn State

Bill Clinton blames Republicans, media for extending wife Hillary's email controversy = Bill hears, resentful malice brews in GOP men's infernally dirty diabolical toxic venom!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Warning: Millions of super-quick Giant House Spiders on rampage across Britain

(The Daily Express)

Warning: Millions of super-quick Giant House Spiders on rampage across Britain = Prolific monsters require traps, as running wild amok causes agonising phobia!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Russia Unveils New Cockroach Spy Robot

(Yahoo!)

Russia Unveils New Cockroach Spy Robot = Shrunk robot - sly, scarce, vicious weapon

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Duchess of Cambridge is effortlessly elegant as she visits women's prison

(The Daily Express)

Duchess of Cambridge is effortlessly elegant as she visits women's prison = I guess former Catherine Middleton's a classy show-off? VIP's bliss gets seen!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Putin to meet Obama in New York on Monday

(CTV News)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Putin to meet Obama in New York on Monday=We, One top Yank, One mad nitty bum, In a room.

(by Maurice Goddard)

Yankees Hall of Fame catcher Yogi Berra dies at 90

(MSN)

Photo: Baseball Collection

Yogi Berra slides into new heavenly home = Lie above, NY legend, rest. I say we honor him.

(by Russ Atkinson)

Robert Lewandowski scores five goals in nine minutes

(Yahoo! Sports)

Photo: Follow__it

Robert Lewandowski = A bold striker! We won!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Volkswagen emissions scandal goes global

( The Irish Times)

Photo: Automobile Italia

The Volkswagen emissions disgrace = Switch ignores vile gases and smoke

(by Julian Lofts)

CEO drops drug price

(Fox News)

Turing CEO screws patients then caves = Worst viper changes set tune, acts nice

(by Russ Atkinson)

Now, a spoon that lets you take selfies while eating

(The Times of India)

Now, a spoon that lets you take selfies while eating = Geeky utensil allows snapshot of teeth... I await one!

(by Mark McNamara)

London and Liverpool revealed as England's mental health hotspots

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Lena Vasiljeva

London and Liverpool revealed as England's mental health hotspots = And at length, a hapless dread evolves on London's metropolitan hell!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Europe's migration crisis: how many people are on the move?

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Josh Zakary

Europe's migration crisis: how many people are on the move? = Hi! One hopeless wearisome aim counting every poor tramp! = Oh! Hopeless to count! Imagery is; more 'n' more appear in view!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Donald Trump fails to challenge claim that America should 'get rid' of Muslims

(The Daily Telegraph)

Art: Sarah Levy

Donald Trump fails to challenge claim that America should 'get rid' of Muslims = Ha! Putrid, loathsome, small-minded, frightful egomaniac, merits loud catcalls!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Me, My Body, and a Bikini

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Rodrigo Faustini

Me, My Body, and a Bikini = Baby, I am in dinky mode!

(by Robert Jordan)

Here Are The European Countries That Want To Refuse Refugees

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Freedom House

Yes, are refusing ~ Syrian refugees

(by Jason Lofts)

Donate to help refugees via UNHCR: The UN Refugee Agency.

Fury as Victoria Beckham parades 'show of skeletons' on the runway at New York Fashion Week

(Daily Mail)

Fury as Victoria Beckham parades 'show of skeletons' on the runway at New York Fashion Week = Posh has skinny, bony waif workers on the catwalk, who offend voyeurs, I am sure. Take care, eat!

(by Jason Lofts)

My day with a robot

(BBC)

Photo: Wikimedia

My day with a robot = Boy toy with RAM ad

(by Robert Jordan)

Tony Abbott removed: Australia has had five prime ministers in five years

(The Independent)

Photo: Veni

Tony Abbot removed, Australia has had five prime ministers in five years = Shame, divisive party behaviour manifests at transition. Bye from leader!

(by Mark McNamara)

Russia to Continue Military Support to Assad Government, Says Vladimir Putin

(The Wall Street Journal)

Cartoon: Freedom House

Russia to continue its military support to Assad's government = Vladimir Putin continues to assist a gruesome tyrant's troops

(by Jason Lofts)

Delta State Shooting: Cops Hunt for Gunman After Professor Ethan Schmidt Killed on Campus

(NBC News)

Delta State University Professor Ethan Schmidt = Victim shot dead after tryst. Personal issue then?

(by Jason Lofts)