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Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Russian airstrikes in Syria 'OK' with Trump

(CNN)
Donald Trump for Grand Nagus 2016
Photo: Felix Nine

Russian airstrikes in Syria 'OK' with Trump=This nut is a risk -- pray or risk wartime in US!
(by Dharam)

Monkey who took grinning selfie should own copyright: US lawsuit

(The Times of India)

Monkey who took grinning selfie should own copyright - US lawsuit = Guy seeking showdown to funny Simian picture rights look hollow
(by Mark McNamara)

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

We're doomed: EU chief fears union will COLLAPSE over migrant crisis

(The Daily Express)
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Photo: Miguel Discart

We're doomed: EU chief fears union will COLLAPSE over migrant crisis = Mad crisis! Alien refugees overwhelm Europe now in critical floods!
(by Maurice Goddard)
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Monday, September 28, 2015

Female anti-poaching unit in South Africa gets UN award

(The Times of India)
Stop rhino poaching sandcastle, Durban
Photo: flowcomm

Female anti-poaching unit in South Africa gets UN award = Women policing safari threat united at such fauna gain
(by Mark McNamara)

Bar Refaeli Marries Adi Ezra in Israel

(Yahoo!)

Bar Refaeli Marries Adi Ezra in Israel = A bizarre finale - Israelis are married
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Sunday, September 27, 2015

Bill Clinton blames Republicans, media for extending wife Hillary's email controversy

(Fox News)
Hillary Clinton Visit 007
Photo: Penn State

Bill Clinton blames Republicans, media for extending wife Hillary's email controversy = Bill hears, resentful malice brews in GOP men's infernally dirty diabolical toxic venom!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Warning: Millions of super-quick Giant House Spiders on rampage across Britain

(The Daily Express)

Warning: Millions of super-quick Giant House Spiders on rampage across Britain = Prolific monsters require traps, as running wild amok causes agonising phobia!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Friday, September 25, 2015

Russia Unveils New Cockroach Spy Robot

(Yahoo!)

Russia Unveils New Cockroach Spy Robot = Shrunk robot - sly, scarce, vicious weapon
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Duchess of Cambridge is effortlessly elegant as she visits women's prison

(The Daily Express)

Duchess of Cambridge is effortlessly elegant as she visits women's prison = I guess former Catherine Middleton's a classy show-off? VIP's bliss gets seen!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Putin to meet Obama in New York on Monday

(CTV News)
Obama Putin Faceoff - Caricatures
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Putin to meet Obama in New York on Monday=We, One top Yank, One mad nitty bum, In a room.
(by Maurice Goddard)

Thursday, September 24, 2015

Yankees Hall of Fame catcher Yogi Berra dies at 90

(MSN)
Yogi Berra
Photo: Baseball Collection

Yogi Berra slides into new heavenly home = Lie above, NY legend, rest. I say we honor him.
(by Russ Atkinson)

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Robert Lewandowski scores five goals in nine minutes

(Yahoo! Sports)
Robert Lewandowski, Borussia Dortmund
Photo: Follow__it

Robert Lewandowski = A bold striker! We won!
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Volkswagen emissions scandal goes global

( The Irish Times)
La Holding Volkswagen a picco sui mercati
Photo: Automobile Italia

The Volkswagen emissions disgrace = Switch ignores vile gases and smoke
(by Julian Lofts)

CEO drops drug price

(Fox News)

Turing CEO screws patients then caves = Worst viper changes set tune, acts nice
(by Russ Atkinson)

Monday, September 21, 2015

Now, a spoon that lets you take selfies while eating

(The Times of India)

Now, a spoon that lets you take selfies while eating = Geeky utensil allows snapshot of teeth... I await one!
(by Mark McNamara)

Saturday, September 19, 2015

London and Liverpool revealed as England's mental health hotspots

(The Daily Telegraph)
waiting for...
Photo: Lena Vasiljeva

London and Liverpool revealed as England's mental health hotspots = And at length, a hapless dread evolves on London's metropolitan hell!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Friday, September 18, 2015

Europe's migration crisis: how many people are on the move?

(The Daily Telegraph)
Syrian Refugees Stranded in Vienna
Photo: Josh Zakary

Europe's migration crisis: how many people are on the move? = Hi! One hopeless wearisome aim counting every poor tramp! = Oh! Hopeless to count! Imagery is; more 'n' more appear in view!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Donald Trump fails to challenge claim that America should 'get rid' of Muslims

(The Daily Telegraph)

Donald Trump fails to challenge claim that America should 'get rid' of Muslims = Ha! Putrid, loathsome, small-minded, frightful egomaniac, merits loud catcalls!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Thursday, September 17, 2015

Me, My Body, and a Bikini

(Huffington Post)
Pelos à flor da pele
Photo: Rodrigo Faustini

Me, My Body, and a Bikini = Baby, I am in dinky mode!
(by Robert Jordan)

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Here Are The European Countries That Want To Refuse Refugees

(Huffington Post)
Syrian Children Refugees
Photo: Freedom House

Yes, are refusing ~ Syrian refugees
(by Jason Lofts)

Donate to help refugees via UNHCR: The UN Refugee Agency.