Ryan say no thanks as speaker

(USA Today)

Illustration: DonkeyHotey

McCarthy and Ryan out as speaker = Nary a Red Stater chump can say OK

(by Russ Atkinson)

Putin Universe exhibition sees Russian leader painted as Batman, Gandhi and Muhammad Ali in bizarre artwork

(The Daily Mirror)

Putin Universe exhibition sees Russian leader painted as Batman, Gandhi and Muhammad Ali in bizarre artwork = View brute Putin as Marx, Bush, Satan, Nazi Hitler, Idi Amin, Mao, Osama bin laden, an eerie shark, pig, and nude stirred!

(by Maurice Goddard)

UK tourist fell to death while taking photo

(Fox News)

Photo: SkyNews

UK tourist fell to death while taking photo = That "lookout snap" killed the wife outright!

(by Mark McNamara)

Sri Lanka's torture of Tamils persists despite war's end

(Business Insider)

Photo: Mike Licht

Waterboarding is a most brutal torture method ~ or bathtub game used to drown a Tamil terrorist

(by Jason Lofts)

YouTube star Caleb Logan Bratayley, 13, dies after medical emergency at home

(CP24)

Teenage YouTube star Caleb Bratayley = Teeny boy beau a regrettable casualty

(by Jason Lofts)

Volkswagen's 'defeat' software turned out to be self-defeating

(Cambridge News)

Photo: Amanda Richards

'Defeat' software = Data were offset

(by Jason Lofts)

First 'car-free' day in Paris sees massive pollution and noise drop

(Road.cc)

Photo: bass_nroll

First 'car-free' day in Paris sees massive pollution and noise drop = Parisians love to puff in amidst rosy clean air! Desired response. = Fan says: Car emissions are depressive. Popular if London tried it?!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Revisiting "Borat": Tired Collection of Catchphrases or Groundbreaking Comedy?

(SplitSider)

Photo: Flickr

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan = Tall foreign bloke (artful goon in a scant mankini) makes a bizarre car tour of the US of A

(by Jason Lofts)

Giant pandas at Edinburgh Zoo 'could be cloned' in bid to save species

(The Independent)

Photo: Nathan Rupert

Giant pandas at Edinburgh Zoo 'could be cloned' in bid to save species = Dozing bears haven't copulated, so deciding to DNA clone babies is up!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Nude Baristas? Free Coffee? Nestlé Wants Your Attention

(WNEP)

Nestlé's barista = Salient breasts

(by Jason Lofts)

This simple change could help you lose a ton of weight

(BABW News)

Photo: TipsTimes

This simple change could help you lose a ton of weight = How? Ah! Slim choice of DON'T stay up! I'll get enough sleep!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Sweden flirts with six hour work day

(CNN)

Sweden flirts with six hour work day = Why? Works' lines did show extra fruit!

(by Maurice Goddard)

VW is further evidence that global business has become a law unto itself

(The Guardian)

Photo: Gilles Péris y Saborit

VW is further evidence that global business has become a law unto itself = What else? At bottom, swindles rule a sinful bunch of big evasive cheaters!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Kaley Cuoco ended marriage due to Ryan Sweeting's 'addiction to painkillers'

(MSN)

Kaley Cuoco ended marriage due to Ryan Sweeting's addiction to painkillers = Yes, pair knew today - concluded groom's routine analgesic intake derailed it.

(by Mark McNamara)

Russian airstrikes in Syria 'OK' with Trump

(CNN)

Photo: Felix Nine

Russian airstrikes in Syria 'OK' with Trump=This nut is a risk -- pray or risk wartime in US!

(by Dharam)

Monkey who took grinning selfie should own copyright: US lawsuit

(The Times of India)

Monkey who took grinning selfie should own copyright - US lawsuit = Guy seeking showdown to funny Simian picture rights look hollow

(by Mark McNamara)

We're doomed: EU chief fears union will COLLAPSE over migrant crisis

(The Daily Express)

Photo: Miguel Discart

We're doomed: EU chief fears union will COLLAPSE over migrant crisis = Mad crisis! Alien refugees overwhelm Europe now in critical floods!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Worth watching:

Female anti-poaching unit in South Africa gets UN award

(The Times of India)

Photo: flowcomm

Female anti-poaching unit in South Africa gets UN award = Women policing safari threat united at such fauna gain

(by Mark McNamara)

Bar Refaeli Marries Adi Ezra in Israel

(Yahoo!)

Bar Refaeli Marries Adi Ezra in Israel = A bizarre finale - Israelis are married

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Bill Clinton blames Republicans, media for extending wife Hillary's email controversy

(Fox News)

Photo: Penn State

Bill Clinton blames Republicans, media for extending wife Hillary's email controversy = Bill hears, resentful malice brews in GOP men's infernally dirty diabolical toxic venom!

(by Maurice Goddard)