China female cabin crew 'ritual' sparks online outrage

(The Times of India)

Photo: Wechat/Civil Aviation Tabloid

China female cabin crew 'ritual' sparks online outrage = No! Crew argues unfair ceremonial talk is a 'plane bitch'.

(by Mark McNamara)

Playboy To Stop Publishing Nudes In Print Magazine

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Luca Rossato

Playboy To Stop Publishing Nudes In Print Magazine = It's up! Goodbye tantalizing bare pin-up nymphs' loins!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Give yourself a lift

(Yahoo!)

Photo: Kerry Lannert

Breast augmentation procedure = Treated, I get an enormous bra cup

(by Jason Lofts)

North Korea plays a dangerous game with latest military tactic

(Nikkei Asian Review)

Photo: Thierry Ehrmann

North Korea plays a dangerous game with latest military tactic = A tailed rat, autocrat Kim is a lethal testy warmongering psycho!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Nobel Peace Prize for Tunisian National Dialogue Quartet

(BBC)

Photo: Wikimedia

This year's Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to the Tunisian National Dialogue Quartet = A quiet, astute, aware group aids state, helps to dethrone Zine El Abidine Ben Ali. No anarchy!

(by Julian Lofts)

Analysis: GOP is party desperately in search of a leader

(Houston Chronicle)

Photo: Mario Piperni

Analysis: GOP is party desperately in search of a leader = Hillary Clinton agrees: "Yes, as a party of despaired apes!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Ryan say no thanks as speaker

(USA Today)

Illustration: DonkeyHotey

McCarthy and Ryan out as speaker = Nary a Red Stater chump can say OK

(by Russ Atkinson)

Putin Universe exhibition sees Russian leader painted as Batman, Gandhi and Muhammad Ali in bizarre artwork

(The Daily Mirror)

Putin Universe exhibition sees Russian leader painted as Batman, Gandhi and Muhammad Ali in bizarre artwork = View brute Putin as Marx, Bush, Satan, Nazi Hitler, Idi Amin, Mao, Osama bin laden, an eerie shark, pig, and nude stirred!

(by Maurice Goddard)

UK tourist fell to death while taking photo

(Fox News)

Photo: SkyNews

UK tourist fell to death while taking photo = That "lookout snap" killed the wife outright!

(by Mark McNamara)

Sri Lanka's torture of Tamils persists despite war's end

(Business Insider)

Photo: Mike Licht

Waterboarding is a most brutal torture method ~ or bathtub game used to drown a Tamil terrorist

(by Jason Lofts)

YouTube star Caleb Logan Bratayley, 13, dies after medical emergency at home

(CP24)

Teenage YouTube star Caleb Bratayley = Teeny boy beau a regrettable casualty

(by Jason Lofts)

Volkswagen's 'defeat' software turned out to be self-defeating

(Cambridge News)

Photo: Amanda Richards

'Defeat' software = Data were offset

(by Jason Lofts)

First 'car-free' day in Paris sees massive pollution and noise drop

(Road.cc)

Photo: bass_nroll

First 'car-free' day in Paris sees massive pollution and noise drop = Parisians love to puff in amidst rosy clean air! Desired response. = Fan says: Car emissions are depressive. Popular if London tried it?!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Revisiting "Borat": Tired Collection of Catchphrases or Groundbreaking Comedy?

(SplitSider)

Photo: Flickr

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan = Tall foreign bloke (artful goon in a scant mankini) makes a bizarre car tour of the US of A

(by Jason Lofts)

Giant pandas at Edinburgh Zoo 'could be cloned' in bid to save species

(The Independent)

Photo: Nathan Rupert

Giant pandas at Edinburgh Zoo 'could be cloned' in bid to save species = Dozing bears haven't copulated, so deciding to DNA clone babies is up!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Nude Baristas? Free Coffee? Nestlé Wants Your Attention

(WNEP)

Nestlé's barista = Salient breasts

(by Jason Lofts)

This simple change could help you lose a ton of weight

(BABW News)

Photo: TipsTimes

This simple change could help you lose a ton of weight = How? Ah! Slim choice of DON'T stay up! I'll get enough sleep!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Sweden flirts with six hour work day

(CNN)

Sweden flirts with six hour work day = Why? Works' lines did show extra fruit!

(by Maurice Goddard)

VW is further evidence that global business has become a law unto itself

(The Guardian)

Photo: Gilles Péris y Saborit

VW is further evidence that global business has become a law unto itself = What else? At bottom, swindles rule a sinful bunch of big evasive cheaters!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Kaley Cuoco ended marriage due to Ryan Sweeting's 'addiction to painkillers'

(MSN)

Kaley Cuoco ended marriage due to Ryan Sweeting's addiction to painkillers = Yes, pair knew today - concluded groom's routine analgesic intake derailed it.

(by Mark McNamara)