Seattle's famed 'gum wall' gets deep cleaned

(MSN)

Photo: Marc Biarnes

Seattle's infamous 'gum wall' gets deep cleaning = Gelatinous slag steamed in NW, left upscale gem

(by Russ Atkinson)

SeaWorld San Diego to Phase Out Killer Whale Show

(NBC7)

Photo: Danielle

The San Diego SeaWorld orcas = Sad whales escorting a rodeo.

(by Julian Lofts)

"There's No Republican Party Anymore. It's Chaos"

(Newsweek)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

"There's No Republican Party Anymore. It's Chaos" = Nearby, chaotic arsehole Trump's tripe annoys!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Russian 'drug cheats sabotaged' London 2012... here's how Twitter reacted to the damning WADA commission report

(Daily Mail)

Photo: Annie C

Drug cheats = Reds caught

(by Julian Lofts)

Russia faces ban from athletics for widespread doping offences

(Reuters)

Photo: Singapore 2010 Youth Olympic Games

Russia faces ban from athletics for widespread doping offences = I swear, opposing a damn cult of obscene riff-raffs, cheats desired!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Introducing Tramontana

(Automotive Blog)

Photo: Iker Larrañaga

Tramontana sports car ~ as transport on tarmac

(by Jason Lofts)

Trump Attacks Carson

(Washington Post)

Caricatures: DonkeyHotey

Trump on Carson = Rancor on Stump

(by Russ Atkinson)

Myanmar's 2015 general elections explained

(BBC)

Photo: Prachatai

Those Myanmar elections can ~ seem a most tyrannical con, eh?

(by Julian Lofts)

George Bush Sr book reveals a more dangerous Dick Cheney than anyone knew

(The Guardian)

"Destiny and Power: The American Odyssey of George Herbert Walker Bush" = HW: Dubya's key aides (e.g. Cheney, others present) to blame for ordering war

(by Jason Lofts)

T-rex could open its mouth really wide, scientists discover

(The Independent)

Photo: Scott Kinmartin

T-rex could open its mouth really wide, scientists discover = Extinct cruel monster displayed solid vicious teeth rows!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Chipotle Shuts Restaurants in Northwest After E. Coli Outbreak

(The New York Times)

Photo: Andrew Blight

Chipotle restaurants close in Pacific Northwest = Watch reaction of E. coli in US: Sphincters splatter!

(by Jason Lofts)

Australia drops knights and dames from honours system

(BBC)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

The newest Prime Minister of Australia, the Right Honourable Malcolm Bligh Turnbull has stated ~ "tell them I'm a tough, nearsighted republican, I am ruthless in reform (LLB). I abhor status not wealth."

(by Julian Lofts)

The Slut-Shaming of Halle Berry

(The Daily Beast)

Art: Ismail Mia

Males thus ~ slut-shame

(by Jason Lofts)

Rupert Murdoch Lays Off National Geographic Staff

(The Guardian)

Photo: greyloch

Rupert Murdoch lays off "National Geographic" staff = Future: Forget all dynamic photographs of Africans! = I can't afford same cultural photography offerings!

(by Dharam)

A Herder's Life

(Huffington Post)

Photo: jAYkROW

A herder's life ~ feralised her

(by Robert Jordan)

Justin Bieber storms off stage after one song at Oslo concert

(New York Daily News)

Photo: Disney | ABC

Justin Bieber storms off stage after one song at Oslo concert = Let's reject rottenness! Buffoon is moronic! Goof's a stage brat!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Roman Polanski to appear in Polish court for US extradition hearing

(The Guardian)

Caricature: Rulo

Film director Roman Polanski = It's folkloric - man raped minor

(by Julian Lofts)

Fury among Muslims after backpackers strip naked on beach

(Fox News)

Photo: Fergus Macdonald

Fury among Muslims after backpackers strip naked on beach = Scandal: So trekkers' graphic buff prank may become tsunami?

(by Jason Lofts)

China ends one-child policy after 35 years

(The Guardian)

Photo: bblinko

China is ending its one-child policy after thirty-five years = Son definitively first choice. Tiny girls, they are handicap.

(by Julian Lofts)

Runaway Army Blimp Trails Havoc

(WNEP)

Runaway army blimp trails havoc into east PA = TV team maps balloon airship airway truancy

(by Russ Atkinson)