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Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Israel behind Arafat 'assassination': Palestinian inquiry

(Yahoo!)
Photo: Wikimedia

Israel behind Arafat 'assassination'= Rash Arab nation said lies/fantasies
(by Aronas Pinchas)

Seattle's famed 'gum wall' gets deep cleaned

(MSN)
The Gum Wall in Seattle
Photo: Marc Biarnes

Seattle's infamous 'gum wall' gets deep cleaning = Gelatinous slag steamed in NW, left upscale gem
(by Russ Atkinson)

SeaWorld San Diego to Phase Out Killer Whale Show

(NBC7)
Blackfish Documentary - Free Whales in Captivity
Photo: Danielle

The San Diego SeaWorld orcas = Sad whales escorting a rodeo.
(by Julian Lofts)

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

"There's No Republican Party Anymore. It's Chaos"

(Newsweek)
CNN Reagan Library Republican Presidential Debate September 16, 2015
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

"There's No Republican Party Anymore. It's Chaos" = Nearby, chaotic arsehole Trump's tripe annoys!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Monday, November 9, 2015

Russian 'drug cheats sabotaged' London 2012... here's how Twitter reacted to the damning WADA commission report

(Daily Mail)
Women's heptathlon
Photo: Annie C

Drug cheats = Reds caught
(by Julian Lofts)

Russia faces ban from athletics for widespread doping offences

(Reuters)
Day 7 Athletics (21 Aug 2010)
Photo: Singapore 2010 Youth Olympic Games

Russia faces ban from athletics for widespread doping offences = I swear, opposing a damn cult of obscene riff-raffs, cheats desired!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Sunday, November 8, 2015

Introducing Tramontana

(Automotive Blog)
Tramontana R
Photo: Iker Larrañaga

Tramontana sports car ~ as transport on tarmac
(by Jason Lofts)

Trump Attacks Carson

(Washington Post)
The Republican Front Runners
Caricatures: DonkeyHotey

Trump on Carson = Rancor on Stump
(by Russ Atkinson)

Myanmar's 2015 general elections explained

(BBC)
Myanmar election 2015 01
Photo: Prachatai

Those Myanmar elections can ~ seem a most tyrannical con, eh?
(by Julian Lofts)

Saturday, November 7, 2015

George Bush Sr book reveals a more dangerous Dick Cheney than anyone knew

(The Guardian)

"Destiny and Power: The American Odyssey of George Herbert Walker Bush" = HW: Dubya's key aides (e.g. Cheney, others present) to blame for ordering war
(by Jason Lofts)

Thursday, November 5, 2015

T-rex could open its mouth really wide, scientists discover

(The Independent)
T-Rex Dinosaur
Photo: Scott Kinmartin

T-rex could open its mouth really wide, scientists discover = Extinct cruel monster displayed solid vicious teeth rows!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Chipotle Shuts Restaurants in Northwest After E. Coli Outbreak

(The New York Times)
Chipotle Love
Photo: Andrew Blight

Chipotle restaurants close in Pacific Northwest = Watch reaction of E. coli in US: Sphincters splatter!
(by Jason Lofts)

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Australia drops knights and dames from honours system

(BBC)
Malcolm Turnbull - Caricature
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

The newest Prime Minister of Australia, the Right Honourable Malcolm Bligh Turnbull has stated ~ "tell them I'm a tough, nearsighted republican, I am ruthless in reform (LLB). I abhor status not wealth."
(by Julian Lofts)

The Slut-Shaming of Halle Berry

(The Daily Beast)
Halle Berry
Art: Ismail Mia

Males thus ~ slut-shame
(by Jason Lofts)

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Rupert Murdoch Lays Off National Geographic Staff

(The Guardian)
National Geographic Magazine covers display
Photo: greyloch

Rupert Murdoch lays off "National Geographic" staff = Future: Forget all dynamic photographs of Africans! = I can't afford same cultural photography offerings!
(by Dharam)

A Herder's Life

(Huffington Post)
The goat-herder
Photo: jAYkROW

A herder's life ~ feralised her
(by Robert Jordan)

Saturday, October 31, 2015

Justin Bieber storms off stage after one song at Oslo concert

(New York Daily News)
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Photo: Disney | ABC

Justin Bieber storms off stage after one song at Oslo concert = Let's reject rottenness! Buffoon is moronic! Goof's a stage brat!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Friday, October 30, 2015

Roman Polanski to appear in Polish court for US extradition hearing

(The Guardian)
Caricatura ROMAN POLANSKI
Caricature: Rulo

Film director Roman Polanski = It's folkloric - man raped minor
(by Julian Lofts)

Fury among Muslims after backpackers strip naked on beach

(Fox News)
Sunbathing
Photo: Fergus Macdonald

Fury among Muslims after backpackers strip naked on beach = Scandal: So trekkers' graphic buff prank may become tsunami?
(by Jason Lofts)

China ends one-child policy after 35 years

(The Guardian)
穿过你的眼【through your eyes】
Photo: bblinko

China is ending its one-child policy after thirty-five years = Son definitively first choice. Tiny girls, they are handicap.
(by Julian Lofts)