Bud Weisser, 19, accused of trespassing at Budweiser brewery

(Fox8)

Photo: Jarod Carruthers

Bud Weisser accused of trespassing at Budweiser brewery=Trespasser defies guard by curbside, "'Cause, we own its brew!"

(by Dharam)

Oscar Pistorius convicted of murder as appeals court overturns earlier conviction

(CNN)

Photo: Global Panorama

Amputee athlete Oscar Leonard Carl Pistorius = A "toilet murderer" has lost case in appeal court

(by Jason Lofts)

Which Bond film is best? The definitive 007 film ranking - from awful to awesome

(Digital Spy)

Photo: Dan Zen

A Long List of All of The James Bond Movies Permutated Into Actors and Their Parts, Filmmakers and Other References 1. On Her Majesty's Secret Service 2. Casino Royale 3. From Russia With Love 4. Goldfinger 5. GoldenEye 6. The Spy Who Loved Me 7. Skyfall 8. Dr No 9. Live And Let Die 10. The Living Daylights 11. Spectre 12. Licence to Kill 13. You Only Live Twice 14. For your Eyes Only 15. Thunderball 16. Moonraker 17. Tomorrow Never Dies 18. The Man With the Golden Gun 19. Quantum of Solace 20. The World Is Not Enough 21. Octopussy 22. A View To A Kill 23. Diamonds Are Forever 24. Die Another Day

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1. Diana Rigg 2. Tumescent Daniel Craig, talented Eva Green, Le Chiffre 3. The Lektor device, stuntmen 4. We liked the feisty Ms Pussy Galore 5. Colonel Ourumov 6. Toothy Jaws (Richard Kiel) 7. Foe Javier Bardem stood out. Severine 8. Tanned Ursula Andress 9. Solitaire 10. Timothy Dalton 11. Weedy Whishaw's the new 'Q' 12. The smooth Pierce Brosnan 13. (Fifth Sean Connery film). Dikko Henderson 14. 'M' 15. Fiona Volpe 16. Holly Goodhead 17. Elliot Carver 18. Roger Moore 19. Elvis 20. Dr Molly Warmflash 21. General Orlov 22. Silicon Valley 23. Plenty O'Toole 24. Counterspy Frost. Outdated misogyny.

(by Julian Lofts)

Notable Quotes from Oscar Pistorius judgment

(Times Live)

"This case involves a human tragedy of Shakespearean proportions: a young man overcomes huge physical disabilities to reach Olympian heights as an athlete; in doing so he becomes an international celebrity; he meets a young woman of great natural beauty and a successful model; romance blossoms; and then, ironically on Valentine's Day, all is destroyed when he takes her life." = Synonymous for the sensational murder story of the South African Paralympian Oscar Pistorius, an obsessed, testy macho ape who deliberately shot and killed his glamorous blonde fiancee Reeva Steenkamp at home one evening. Alas, she dies in agony. He claimed he thought it was someone (a burglar?) concealed in the lavatory. In essence, a chillingly nauseating act by an evil man.

"The accused's conviction and sentence on count 1 are set aside and replaced with the following: 'Guilty of murder with the accused having had criminal intent in the form of dolus eventualis'" = News: The South African court's now convinced Oscar Pistorius' evidence was untruthful and invented. The cold athlete gloatingly eliminated his graceful fiancee. I'd condemn him to death!

(by Jason Lofts)

Does toast REALLY land butter-side down? See mini scientists bust popular myth

(The Daily Mirror)

Food science: Does toast REALLY land butter-side down? = No, not as oft. See, we did a controlled bread slice study

(by Jason Lofts)

Pencil shortage rocks japan's anime sector

(MSN)

Photo: Kristen McQuillin

Pencil shortage rocks japan's anime sector ~ concerns graphic kanji set; some are postal.

(by Russ Atkinson)

Clean energy technologies

(E15 Initiative)

Photo: Håkan Dahlström

Clean energy technologies = Selecting "green". Hey, no coal!

(by Julian Lofts)

Cameron accuses Corbyn of being 'terrorist sympathiser'

(The Guardian)

Photo: The Weekly Bull

Cameron accuses Corbyn of being 'terrorist sympathiser' = Recite grim, crass nonsense; cry 'bomb the crap out of Syria'

(by Chris Sturdy)

Tattoos are replacing engagement rings for good

(The Times of India)

Photo: Nicole Andres

Tattoos are replacing engagement rings for good = Get a tag, a meager consort's logo, printed on finger

(by Mark McNamara)

The Statue Of Liberty 'Based On A Muslim Woman'

(Huffington Post)

Photo: PicselPerfect

The Statue of Liberty based on a Muslim woman = Monument shows Arab female beauty, it is told

(by Jason Lofts)

Obama urges world action on climate change: "Hour is almost upon us"

(Washington Post)

Graphic: NASA

Obama urges world action on climate change: "Hour is almost upon us" = "O! Ruin due to human causes: One catastrophic global warming looms!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Want to become an astronaut? NASA is accepting applications

(Daily News & Analysis)

Want to become an astronaut? NASA is accepting applications = An occupation in space orbits can tempt a lot in wages at NASA!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Two Israeli men 'convicted of murdering Palestinian teenager Abu Khdeir'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Wikimedia

Israeli men 'convicted of murdering Palestinian teenager Abu Khdeir' = Poor terrified male teen burned alive. Sad, sickening, tragic, inhumane.

(by Jason Lofts)

Radar Finds Secret Chamber in King Tut's Tomb

(Discovery)

Photo: t-bet

Radar Finds Secret Chamber in King Tut's Tomb = Fortune-stacked, brimming rich, and best arts?!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Archaeologists believe they are a step closer to finding Queen Nefertiti's tomb

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Oskari "Okko" Ojala

It be eminent quest for ~ Queen Nefertiti's tomb

(by Julian Lofts)

How You Can Realistically Participate in Buy Nothing Day

(Care2)

Pre-Christmas bargains = This embarrassing crap

(by Jason Lofts)

Trump drops 12 percentage points

(MSN)

Photo: Crash Symbols

Trump drops twelve percentage points = Crippled POTUS attempt grew on nerves

(by Russ Atkinson)

North Korean men ordered to copy Kim Jong-un's haircut

(News.com.au)

Illustration: DonkeyHotey

North Korean men ordered to copy Kim Jong-un's haircut = Oh! Commie hairdo-tyrant, rodent or creep; Skunk Jong-un!

(by Maurice Goddard)

"Mama Says That Santa Claus Does Not Come to Poor People"

(The New York Times)

Photo: Evan Long

"Mama Says That Santa Claus Does Not Come to Poor People" = Sad post appeal to Santa to come also touches many more

(by Maurice Goddard)

Yoga class banned over 'cultural appropriation' in Canada

(The Times of India)

Illustration: telly gacitua

Yoga class banned over 'cultural appropriation' in Canada = Political propaganda drove a country 'bananas' is unclear!

(by Mark McNamara)