The Anagram Times

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

British, French leaders join world condemnation of Trump's proposed ban on Muslims entering US

(Washington Post)

Photo: cool revolution

British, French leaders join world condemnation of
Trump's proposed ban on Muslims entering US

One loon off his chump?
Sneering snarler's Mr Trump!
Bad-worst noisiest loon
I'd bin, reject, and dump!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Monday, December 7, 2015

First US penis transplants planned to help wounded vets

(CBS News)

Photo: thinkpanama

First US penis transplants planned to help wounded vets = Vet's new donor phallus stands up in resplendent fat tips!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Selena Gomez Flaunts Sexy Lingerie In New Music Video

(Hollywood Life)

Selena Gomez flaunts sexy lingerie in new music video = Come view singer - is one stunningly sexualized female!

(by Jason Lofts)

Sunday, December 6, 2015

The US Army certifies its first woman combat engineer

(Christian Science Monitor)

Photo: AP

The US Army certifies its first woman combat engineer = Or, GIs eye sweet firm bust, feminine charms & attraction!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Chocolate Putin in Russia

(Baltimore Sun)

Put cochineal into ~ Putin in chocolate

(by Julian Lofts)

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Bud Weisser, 19, accused of trespassing at Budweiser brewery

(Fox8)

Photo: Jarod Carruthers

Bud Weisser accused of trespassing at Budweiser brewery=Trespasser defies guard by curbside, "'Cause, we own its brew!"

(by Dharam)

Friday, December 4, 2015

Oscar Pistorius convicted of murder as appeals court overturns earlier conviction

(CNN)

Photo: Global Panorama

Amputee athlete Oscar Leonard Carl Pistorius = A "toilet murderer" has lost case in appeal court

(by Jason Lofts)

Which Bond film is best? The definitive 007 film ranking - from awful to awesome

(Digital Spy)

Photo: Dan Zen

A Long List of All of The James Bond Movies Permutated Into
Actors and Their Parts, Filmmakers and Other References
1. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
2. Casino Royale
3. From Russia With Love
4. Goldfinger
5. GoldenEye
6. The Spy Who Loved Me
7. Skyfall
8. Dr No
9. Live And Let Die
10. The Living Daylights
11. Spectre
12. Licence to Kill
13. You Only Live Twice
14. For your Eyes Only
15. Thunderball
16. Moonraker
17. Tomorrow Never Dies
18. The Man With the Golden Gun
19. Quantum of Solace
20. The World Is Not Enough
21. Octopussy
22. A View To A Kill
23. Diamonds Are Forever
24. Die Another Day

1. Diana Rigg
2. Tumescent Daniel Craig, talented Eva Green, Le Chiffre
3. The Lektor device, stuntmen
4. We liked the feisty Ms Pussy Galore
5. Colonel Ourumov
6. Toothy Jaws (Richard Kiel)
7. Foe Javier Bardem stood out. Severine
8. Tanned Ursula Andress
9. Solitaire
10. Timothy Dalton
11. Weedy Whishaw's the new 'Q'
12. The smooth Pierce Brosnan
13. (Fifth Sean Connery film). Dikko Henderson
14. 'M'
15. Fiona Volpe
16. Holly Goodhead
17. Elliot Carver
18. Roger Moore
19. Elvis
20. Dr Molly Warmflash
21. General Orlov
22. Silicon Valley
23. Plenty O'Toole
24. Counterspy Frost. Outdated misogyny.

(by Julian Lofts)

Thursday, December 3, 2015

Notable Quotes from Oscar Pistorius judgment

(Times Live)

"This case involves a human tragedy of Shakespearean proportions: a young man overcomes huge physical disabilities to reach Olympian heights as an athlete; in doing so he becomes an international celebrity; he meets a young woman of great natural beauty and a successful model; romance blossoms; and then, ironically on Valentine's Day, all is destroyed when he takes her life." = Synonymous for the sensational murder story of the South African Paralympian Oscar Pistorius, an obsessed, testy macho ape who deliberately shot and killed his glamorous blonde fiancee Reeva Steenkamp at home one evening. Alas, she dies in agony. He claimed he thought it was someone (a burglar?) concealed in the lavatory. In essence, a chillingly nauseating act by an evil man.

"The accused's conviction and sentence on count 1 are set aside and replaced with the following: 'Guilty of murder with the accused having had criminal intent in the form of dolus eventualis'" = News: The South African court's now convinced Oscar Pistorius' evidence was untruthful and invented. The cold athlete gloatingly eliminated his graceful fiancee. I'd condemn him to death!

(by Jason Lofts)