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Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Witnesses Thought Art Basel Stabbing Was Performance Art

(Huh Magazine)
Art | Basel
Photo: Achim Hepp

Art Basel = Real stab
(by Jason Lofts)

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Josh Earnest: Trump’s Toxic Rhetoric Is Disqualifying

(Bloomberg)
Donald Trump - Caricature
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Toxic rhetoric = Rich, exotic rot!
(by Julian Lofts)

British, French leaders join world condemnation of Trump's proposed ban on Muslims entering US

(Washington Post)
Trump/Hitler
Photo: cool revolution

British, French leaders join world condemnation of
Trump's proposed ban on Muslims entering US
=One loon off his chump?
Sneering snarler's Mr Trump!
Bad-worst noisiest loon
I'd bin, reject, and dump!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Monday, December 7, 2015

First US penis transplants planned to help wounded vets

(CBS News)
Panama Health Care - Surgery 1
Photo: thinkpanama

First US penis transplants planned to help wounded vets = Vet's new donor phallus stands up in resplendent fat tips!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Selena Gomez Flaunts Sexy Lingerie In New Music Video

(Hollywood Life)

Selena Gomez flaunts sexy lingerie in new music video = Come view singer - is one stunningly sexualized female!
(by Jason Lofts)

Sunday, December 6, 2015

The US Army certifies its first woman combat engineer

(Christian Science Monitor)
Photo: AP

The US Army certifies its first woman combat engineer = Or, GIs eye sweet firm bust, feminine charms & attraction!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Chocolate Putin in Russia

(Baltimore Sun)

Put cochineal into ~ Putin in chocolate
(by Julian Lofts)

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Bud Weisser, 19, accused of trespassing at Budweiser brewery

(Fox8)
Bud
Photo: Jarod Carruthers

Bud Weisser accused of trespassing at Budweiser brewery=Trespasser defies guard by curbside, "'Cause, we own its brew!"
(by Dharam)

Friday, December 4, 2015

Oscar Pistorius convicted of murder as appeals court overturns earlier conviction

(CNN)
Oscar Pistorius
Photo: Global Panorama

Amputee athlete Oscar Leonard Carl Pistorius = A "toilet murderer" has lost case in appeal court
(by Jason Lofts)

Which Bond film is best? The definitive 007 film ranking - from awful to awesome

(Digital Spy)
James Bond Street Photo: Dan Zen
A Long List of All of The James Bond Movies Permutated Into
Actors and Their Parts, Filmmakers and Other References
1. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
2. Casino Royale
3. From Russia With Love
4. Goldfinger
5. GoldenEye
6. The Spy Who Loved Me
7. Skyfall
8. Dr No
9. Live And Let Die
10. The Living Daylights
11. Spectre
12. Licence to Kill
13. You Only Live Twice
14. For your Eyes Only
15. Thunderball
16. Moonraker
17. Tomorrow Never Dies
18. The Man With the Golden Gun
19. Quantum of Solace
20. The World Is Not Enough
21. Octopussy
22. A View To A Kill
23. Diamonds Are Forever
24. Die Another Day
=

1. Diana Rigg
2. Tumescent Daniel Craig, talented Eva Green, Le Chiffre
3. The Lektor device, stuntmen
4. We liked the feisty Ms Pussy Galore
5. Colonel Ourumov
6. Toothy Jaws (Richard Kiel)
7. Foe Javier Bardem stood out. Severine
8. Tanned Ursula Andress
9. Solitaire
10. Timothy Dalton
11. Weedy Whishaw's the new 'Q'
12. The smooth Pierce Brosnan
13. (Fifth Sean Connery film). Dikko Henderson
14. 'M'
15. Fiona Volpe
16. Holly Goodhead
17. Elliot Carver
18. Roger Moore
19. Elvis
20. Dr Molly Warmflash
21. General Orlov
22. Silicon Valley
23. Plenty O'Toole
24. Counterspy Frost. Outdated misogyny.
(by Julian Lofts)

Thursday, December 3, 2015

Notable Quotes from Oscar Pistorius judgment

(Times Live)

"This case involves a human tragedy of Shakespearean proportions: a young man overcomes huge physical disabilities to reach Olympian heights as an athlete; in doing so he becomes an international celebrity; he meets a young woman of great natural beauty and a successful model; romance blossoms; and then, ironically on Valentine's Day, all is destroyed when he takes her life." = Synonymous for the sensational murder story of the South African Paralympian Oscar Pistorius, an obsessed, testy macho ape who deliberately shot and killed his glamorous blonde fiancee Reeva Steenkamp at home one evening. Alas, she dies in agony. He claimed he thought it was someone (a burglar?) concealed in the lavatory. In essence, a chillingly nauseating act by an evil man.

"The accused's conviction and sentence on count 1 are set aside and replaced with the following: 'Guilty of murder with the accused having had criminal intent in the form of dolus eventualis'" = News: The South African court's now convinced Oscar Pistorius' evidence was untruthful and invented. The cold athlete gloatingly eliminated his graceful fiancee. I'd condemn him to death!
(by Jason Lofts)

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Does toast REALLY land butter-side down? See mini scientists bust popular myth

(The Daily Mirror)

Food science: Does toast REALLY land butter-side down? = No, not as oft. See, we did a controlled bread slice study
(by Jason Lofts)

Pencil shortage rocks japan's anime sector

(MSN)
Mitsubishi 2351
Photo: Kristen McQuillin

Pencil shortage rocks japan's anime sector ~ concerns graphic kanji set; some are postal.
(by Russ Atkinson)

Clean energy technologies

(E15 Initiative)
Wind power
Photo: Håkan Dahlström

Clean energy technologies = Selecting "green". Hey, no coal!
(by Julian Lofts)

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Cameron accuses Corbyn of being 'terrorist sympathiser'

(The Guardian)
Refugees Welcome Here - London Demonstration 12 Sept 2015
Photo: The Weekly Bull

Cameron accuses Corbyn of being 'terrorist sympathiser' = Recite grim, crass nonsense; cry 'bomb the crap out of Syria'
(by Chris Sturdy)

Tattoos are replacing engagement rings for good

(The Times of India)
10 year wedding gift.
Photo: Nicole Andres

Tattoos are replacing engagement rings for good = Get a tag, a meager consort's logo, printed on finger
(by Mark McNamara)

The Statue Of Liberty 'Based On A Muslim Woman'

(Huffington Post)
Statue of Liberty
Photo: PicselPerfect

The Statue of Liberty based on a Muslim woman = Monument shows Arab female beauty, it is told
(by Jason Lofts)

Monday, November 30, 2015

Obama urges world action on climate change: "Hour is almost upon us"

(Washington Post)
National Climate Assessment Released
Graphic: NASA

Obama urges world action on climate change: "Hour is almost upon us" = "O! Ruin due to human causes: One catastrophic global warming looms!"
(by Maurice Goddard)

Want to become an astronaut? NASA is accepting applications

(Daily News & Analysis)

Want to become an astronaut? NASA is accepting applications = An occupation in space orbits can tempt a lot in wages at NASA!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Two Israeli men 'convicted of murdering Palestinian teenager Abu Khdeir'

(The Daily Telegraph)
One year anniversary of Mohammed Abu Khdeir's murder.jpg
Photo: Wikimedia

Israeli men 'convicted of murdering Palestinian teenager Abu Khdeir' = Poor terrified male teen burned alive. Sad, sickening, tragic, inhumane.
(by Jason Lofts)