Photo: Catchpenny
From Warren Beatty's love letters to power suits: Joan Collins holds an auction = "I'm old. Best to sell faster now. No worries! Can't just carry it all soon up to Heaven!"
(by Maurice Goddard)
Sunday, December 13, 2015
From Warren Beatty's love letters to power suits: Joan Collins holds an auction
(The Guardian)
From Warren Beatty's love letters to power suits: Joan Collins holds an auction = "I'm old. Best to sell faster now. No worries! Can't just carry it all soon up to Heaven!"
From Warren Beatty's love letters to power suits: Joan Collins holds an auction = "I'm old. Best to sell faster now. No worries! Can't just carry it all soon up to Heaven!"
'The Trump Who Stole Christmas'
(Star Tribune)
Photo: Elvert Barnes
| Excerpt from 'The Grinch's Theme Song' You're a real meany, Mr. Grinch You're the king of sinful sots, Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with Moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch, Your soul is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots! | = | 'The Donald' You're the enemy, Mr. Trump You're the toxic knave of spades, If your mouth's a horrible-smelling manhole infected with Galloping distemper, gross Mr. Grump, Your long hair strands appall, An orange tress combed up into a mindboggling hotchpotch mess Hiss! Fuck off, pitbull WASP, we hate all your repugnant tirades! |
(by Jason Lofts)
Saturday, December 12, 2015
How to defeat Donald Trump and his ilk: fight fire with fire
(The Guardian)
How to defeat Donald Trump and his ilk: fight fire with fire = Hint on: Aim! Fire! Kill the pig-headed fat turd off with words! = Down with that fat GOP-field idiot akin Der Führer himself!
Photo: Michael Vadon
How to defeat Donald Trump and his ilk: fight fire with fire = Hint on: Aim! Fire! Kill the pig-headed fat turd off with words! = Down with that fat GOP-field idiot akin Der Führer himself!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Friday, December 11, 2015
Revealed: Bieber's mystery 17-year-old Instagram girl is a £3-an-hour babysitter who breached by-law for drinking in street
(Daily Mail)
Spanish teenaged babysitter Cindy Kimberly = Bieber enchanted by a mystery kid's giant lips
Photo: Instagram
Spanish teenaged babysitter Cindy Kimberly = Bieber enchanted by a mystery kid's giant lips
(by Jason Lofts)
Cheetah a late arrival in Africa
(The New Zealand Herald)
Cheetahs are said to originate from North America = So the cats migrated to a home here in Africa or Iran
Photo: Tambako The Jaguar
Cheetahs are said to originate from North America = So the cats migrated to a home here in Africa or Iran
(by Julian Lofts)
'Chapo' Guzmán threatens war on ISIS after terrorists destroy drug shipment
(Fox News)
'Chapo' Guzmán threatens war on ISIS after terrorists destroy drugs shipment = The answer from the grand narco suzerain to this martyr group is: "Desist, pests!"
Photo: Day Donaldson
'Chapo' Guzmán threatens war on ISIS after terrorists destroy drugs shipment = The answer from the grand narco suzerain to this martyr group is: "Desist, pests!"
(by Jason Lofts)
There is no internet censorship in China, says China's top censor
(Hong Kong Free Press)
There is no internet censorship in China says a top censor = Chinese are not intent on repression? Shh! It's a conspiracy.
Photo: Lisa Williams
There is no internet censorship in China says a top censor = Chinese are not intent on repression? Shh! It's a conspiracy.
(by Julian Lofts)
Thursday, December 10, 2015
Islamophobia and Donald Trump Are No Laughing Matter
(Huffington Post)
Donald Trump is no longer a laughing matter = Dump that illegal, dangerous, ranting moron!
Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Donald Trump is no longer a laughing matter = Dump that illegal, dangerous, ranting moron!
(by Jason Lofts)
Donald Trump blasts 'ungrateful' Scots politicians
(Financial Times)
Donald Trump blasts 'ungrateful' Scots politicians = Scotland dumps 'bigot' for an insult. Racist all upset!
Photo: Peter Stevens
Donald Trump blasts 'ungrateful' Scots politicians = Scotland dumps 'bigot' for an insult. Racist all upset!
(by Jason Lofts)
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
Tuesday, December 8, 2015
British, French leaders join world condemnation of Trump's proposed ban on Muslims entering US
(Washington Post)
Photo: cool revolution
| British, French leaders join world condemnation of Trump's proposed ban on Muslims entering US | = | One loon off his chump? Sneering snarler's Mr Trump! Bad-worst noisiest loon I'd bin, reject, and dump! |
(by Maurice Goddard)
Monday, December 7, 2015
First US penis transplants planned to help wounded vets
(CBS News)
First US penis transplants planned to help wounded vets = Vet's new donor phallus stands up in resplendent fat tips!
Photo: thinkpanama
First US penis transplants planned to help wounded vets = Vet's new donor phallus stands up in resplendent fat tips!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Selena Gomez Flaunts Sexy Lingerie In New Music Video
(Hollywood Life)
Selena Gomez flaunts sexy lingerie in new music video = Come view singer - is one stunningly sexualized female!
Selena Gomez flaunts sexy lingerie in new music video = Come view singer - is one stunningly sexualized female!
(by Jason Lofts)
Sunday, December 6, 2015
The US Army certifies its first woman combat engineer
(Christian Science Monitor)
The US Army certifies its first woman combat engineer = Or, GIs eye sweet firm bust, feminine charms & attraction!
Photo: AP
The US Army certifies its first woman combat engineer = Or, GIs eye sweet firm bust, feminine charms & attraction!
(by Maurice Goddard)
Saturday, December 5, 2015
Bud Weisser, 19, accused of trespassing at Budweiser brewery
(Fox8)
Bud Weisser accused of trespassing at Budweiser brewery=Trespasser defies guard by curbside, "'Cause, we own its brew!"
Photo: Jarod Carruthers
Bud Weisser accused of trespassing at Budweiser brewery=Trespasser defies guard by curbside, "'Cause, we own its brew!"
(by Dharam)
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