Baby Goes All Homer Simpson While Tasting Bacon For The First Time

(Huffington Post)

Easton Beach = He eats bacon

(by Robert Jordan)

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Christmas: The Most Over-the-Top Details

(Vanity Fair)

Photo: Jenny

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Christmas: The Most Over-the-Top Details = See madman astonished North's ma KK, relatives at party with kitsch dose = That dotty darkish man lavishes crass winter keepsakes on hot dim mate

(by Jason Lofts)

Japan and South Korea agree WW2 'comfort women' deal

(BBC)

Photo: Melissa Wall

The debased South Korean 'comfort women' = "Men forced us to work on a bed - hate them so."

(by Julian Lofts)

See Every Person of the Year in 15 Seconds

(Time)

The public figure that I would have chosen as TIME's Person of the Year is...
= Vengeful hybrid amputee athlete Oscar Pistorius who shot his fiancée
= Pope Francis, the troubled guy who utilises the Vatican free as his home
= Charlie Hebdo. Evil huffish thugs wipe out cartoonist team seen as prey
= A team: He is cute faerie North's pouting pa; she is his hot, curvy bedfellow
= Vladimir Putin: A cheerless, tough, beefy chief; he was the top Russian too
= Even G.W. Bush, the so hilariously pathetic president of the US of America
= FIFA's President Blatter, whom the US chase. He is covering up. I loathe you!
= Hirsute UEFA President Michel Platini. Why? Shoot, because he got favors!
= E.T. "Tiger" Woods. Ha, the rich player misbehaves (unfaithful to nice spouse)
= Oprah Winfrey, the huge fat US television host. To her bulimic escapades!
= The Islamic State (IS). They are unit/group who chop off unbelievers' heads
= Islamic State (group of neophyte thieves who behead rueful Christians)
= Tsipras: Is PM in Athens while Greece has voted for hefty (ouch!) EU bailout
= W.H. Cosby, the hopeful nefarious lecherous date rapist. Investigate him!
= Tony Crafter. Oh, he pens positive beautiful 'grams, he does, which I salute
= The Lofts twins: i.e. they've published facetious or euphoric anagrams, eh?

(by Jason Lofts)

Japanese comedian arrested for 'breaking into school and stealing girls' uniforms'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Jim Epler

The Japanese comedian Kenichi Takahashi steals lots of school uniforms = Oaf lies on tunics, he frots, shoots semen. Sick kleptomaniac jailed. Hahaha!

(by Julian Lofts)

China 'expels' French journalist over Uighur article

(BBC)

The French journalist Ursula Gauthier = Uighur race - an untruth, jest or half lies?

(by Julian Lofts)

Christmas Cooking With Emeril Lagasse

(Yahoo!)

Photo: Lord Mariser

The Christmas cooking = Gastronomic kitsch, eh?

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Fare fight - trouble on the streets

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Tim Rich & Lesley Katon

Uber lot = trouble

(by Robert Jordan)

Vladimir Putin Goes Shirtless Again For New 2016 Calendar

(Huffington Post)

Vladimir Putin goes shirtless again for new year's calendar = Women find aging Russian satyr leader has virile pectorals = Gay men fawn, adoring this virile Russian leader's pectorals

(by Jason Lofts)

World's fattest man Andres Moreno Sepulveda dies of heart failure, age 38

(Stuff.co.nz)

The monstrous Mexican Andres Moreno Sepulveda = Poor immense senor couldn't have sex. Trauma ends.

(by Julian Lofts)

The Mexican Andres Moreno Sepulveda = Enormous man expired, leaved a stench

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Archbishop Justin Welby says Isis 'apocalypse' threatens Christians with 'elimination' in religion's birthplace

(The Independent)

Photo: CREDITS

Islamic State "apocalypse" = Slay people as aim/tactics

(by Jason Lofts)

Madame Claude, brothel-keeper - obituary

(The Daily Telegraph)

Fernande Grudet (also known as Madame Claude) dies - the Telegraph's obituary follows = A famous, astute, female brothel owner's deeds. O, an orgy with naked, call girls' pudenda!

(by Julian Lofts)

New species, the ninja lanternshark, discovered

(CNN)

It's Etmopterus benchleyi alias 'ninja lanternshark' = Listen, black "Japanese" manhunter is in reality short

(by Jason Lofts)

NORAD tracks Santa's journey

(MSN)

Photo: Danny Sullivan

NORAD tracks Santa's journey = Sky sojourn ran, traced Santa

(by Russ Atkinson)

Facebook users solve mystery of 'ancient' relic unearthed in Jerusalem

(The Guardian)

Photo: Bio-Energy Systems

Rabbis seem wise re: ~ Weber Isis Beamers

(by Julian Lofts)

Here's How Neil deGrasse Tyson Tried to Completely Ruin Star Wars

(Time)

Who is planetarium director Neil deGrasse Tyson? = Hey, I learned inept cosmologist ruined Star Wars

(by Julian Lofts)

Google Pairs With Ford To Build Self-Driving Cars

(Yahoo!)

Photo: Lars Plougmann

Google/Ford ~ forged logo

(by Robert Jordan)

Miss Universe pageant host Steve Harvey makes huge gaffe, names wrong winner

(Fox News)

Miss Universe contest host Steve Harvey = Not savvy emcee. He errs. TV insists "He's out!"

(by Julian Lofts)

A modest approach to settling the Israeli-Palestinian conflict

(Washington Post)

Photo: Yossi Gurvitz

The Israeli-Palestinian conflict = If no alliance, the split is certain

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Sanders Apologizes to Hillary over data breach

(ABC News)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Sanders Apologizes to Hillary over data breach = Oh, the poor, crazy liberal's raids lose advantage

(by Russ Atkinson)