The Most Delicious (And Grossest) Hangover Remedies, Ranked
1. A lot of greasy food
2. Hair of the dog
3. Electrolyte tablets
4. Pedialyte
5. Pickle juice
6. Balut
7. Dried bull penis
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1. Eat deep-fried bacon
2. A jiggerful of distilled rye alcohol
3. Salt, potassium
4. Yes, sure solves it
5. Gherkin eaters, note!
6. O, the dreaded poached little duck embryo!
7. Biltong
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Christmas: The Most Over-the-Top Details = See madman astonished North's ma KK, relatives at party with kitsch dose = That dotty darkish man lavishes crass winter keepsakes on hot dim mate
The public figure that I would have chosen as TIME's Person of the Year is...
= Vengeful hybrid amputee athlete Oscar Pistorius who shot his fiancée
= Pope Francis, the troubled guy who utilises the Vatican free as his home
= Charlie Hebdo. Evil huffish thugs wipe out cartoonist team seen as prey
= A team: He is cute faerie North's pouting pa; she is his hot, curvy bedfellow
= Vladimir Putin: A cheerless, tough, beefy chief; he was the top Russian too
= Even G.W. Bush, the so hilariously pathetic president of the US of America
= FIFA's President Blatter, whom the US chase. He is covering up. I loathe you!
= Hirsute UEFA President Michel Platini. Why? Shoot, because he got favors!
= E.T. "Tiger" Woods. Ha, the rich player misbehaves (unfaithful to nice spouse)
= Oprah Winfrey, the huge fat US television host. To her bulimic escapades!
= The Islamic State (IS). They are unit/group who chop off unbelievers' heads
= Islamic State (group of neophyte thieves who behead rueful Christians)
= Tsipras: Is PM in Athens while Greece has voted for hefty (ouch!) EU bailout
= W.H. Cosby, the hopeful nefarious lecherous date rapist. Investigate him!
= Tony Crafter. Oh, he pens positive beautiful 'grams, he does, which I salute = The Lofts twins: i.e. they've published facetious or euphoric anagrams, eh?
Vladimir Putin goes shirtless again for new year's calendar = Women find aging Russian satyr leader has virile pectorals = Gay men fawn, adoring this virile Russian leader's pectorals
Fernande Grudet (also known as Madame Claude) dies - the Telegraph's obituary follows = A famous, astute, female brothel owner's deeds. O, an orgy with naked, call girls' pudenda!
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