Islamic Militant Group Uses Donald Trump Video to Recruit Followers

(Australia Network)

Photo: Michael Vadon

Islamic militant group uses Donald Trump's video statements to recruit followers = OTT! Rot! ISIS "Apprentice" film would startle and discourage most Muslim volunteers

(by Jason Lofts)

Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton created Isil with Obama

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Joe Catron

Donald Trump says "Hillary Clinton created ISIL with Obama" = Rash, idiotic, inane twaddle by morally ill, macho prat stuns

(by Julian Lofts)

The shocking backstory behind the Bill Cosby rape allegations that led to criminal charges

(Milford Beacon)

Photo: Post Memes

Well-regarded American stand-up comedian = Criminal at large seduced and raped women

(by Jason Lofts)

George Lucas sorry for 'white slaver' comment

(BBC)

Photo: Disney/ABC

George Lucas sorry for the 'white slaver' comment = Lo! "Star Wars - Revenge of the Sith" or ugly commerce?

George Lucas is sorry for that 'white slaver' comment = It's "Star Wars: The Stormy Revenge of a Choleric Mogul"!

(by Julian Lofts)

The Most Delicious (And Grossest) Hangover Remedies, Ranked

(Huffington Post)

Photo: John Swords

The Most Delicious (And Grossest) Hangover Remedies, Ranked 1. A lot of greasy food 2. Hair of the dog 3. Electrolyte tablets 4. Pedialyte 5. Pickle juice 6. Balut 7. Dried bull penis

=

1. Eat deep-fried bacon 2. A jiggerful of distilled rye alcohol 3. Salt, potassium 4. Yes, sure solves it 5. Gherkin eaters, note! 6. O, the dreaded poached little duck embryo! 7. Biltong

(by Jason Lofts)

The 2016 Vladimir Putin Calendar

(Sky News)

The Vladimir Putin calendar for this year = Mad, feverish, hallucinatory, intrepid "art"! = Over-alpha male nutter did carry fish in it

(by Julian & Jason Lofts)

Safeguard your corporate SIM

(IT News Africa)

Photo: Vaidotas Mišeikis

Subscriber identification module (SIM) = I'm card found in mobile - I secure its bits = I'm card found in mobile - I rescue its bits

(by Jason Lofts)

Ex-Glee star Mark Salling held on child abuse image claims

(BBC)

Photo: Mike Ownby

Glee star Noah "Puck" Puckerman is arrested in Los Angeles = Agents reckon Mark Salling's a secret paedophile. Unsure?

(by Julian Lofts)

Baby Goes All Homer Simpson While Tasting Bacon For The First Time

(Huffington Post)

Easton Beach = He eats bacon

(by Robert Jordan)

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Christmas: The Most Over-the-Top Details

(Vanity Fair)

Photo: Jenny

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Christmas: The Most Over-the-Top Details = See madman astonished North's ma KK, relatives at party with kitsch dose = That dotty darkish man lavishes crass winter keepsakes on hot dim mate

(by Jason Lofts)

Japan and South Korea agree WW2 'comfort women' deal

(BBC)

Photo: Melissa Wall

The debased South Korean 'comfort women' = "Men forced us to work on a bed - hate them so."

(by Julian Lofts)

See Every Person of the Year in 15 Seconds

(Time)

The public figure that I would have chosen as TIME's Person of the Year is...
= Vengeful hybrid amputee athlete Oscar Pistorius who shot his fiancée
= Pope Francis, the troubled guy who utilises the Vatican free as his home
= Charlie Hebdo. Evil huffish thugs wipe out cartoonist team seen as prey
= A team: He is cute faerie North's pouting pa; she is his hot, curvy bedfellow
= Vladimir Putin: A cheerless, tough, beefy chief; he was the top Russian too
= Even G.W. Bush, the so hilariously pathetic president of the US of America
= FIFA's President Blatter, whom the US chase. He is covering up. I loathe you!
= Hirsute UEFA President Michel Platini. Why? Shoot, because he got favors!
= E.T. "Tiger" Woods. Ha, the rich player misbehaves (unfaithful to nice spouse)
= Oprah Winfrey, the huge fat US television host. To her bulimic escapades!
= The Islamic State (IS). They are unit/group who chop off unbelievers' heads
= Islamic State (group of neophyte thieves who behead rueful Christians)
= Tsipras: Is PM in Athens while Greece has voted for hefty (ouch!) EU bailout
= W.H. Cosby, the hopeful nefarious lecherous date rapist. Investigate him!
= Tony Crafter. Oh, he pens positive beautiful 'grams, he does, which I salute
= The Lofts twins: i.e. they've published facetious or euphoric anagrams, eh?

(by Jason Lofts)

Japanese comedian arrested for 'breaking into school and stealing girls' uniforms'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Jim Epler

The Japanese comedian Kenichi Takahashi steals lots of school uniforms = Oaf lies on tunics, he frots, shoots semen. Sick kleptomaniac jailed. Hahaha!

(by Julian Lofts)

China 'expels' French journalist over Uighur article

(BBC)

The French journalist Ursula Gauthier = Uighur race - an untruth, jest or half lies?

(by Julian Lofts)

Christmas Cooking With Emeril Lagasse

(Yahoo!)

Photo: Lord Mariser

The Christmas cooking = Gastronomic kitsch, eh?

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Fare fight - trouble on the streets

(The New Zealand Herald)

Photo: Tim Rich & Lesley Katon

Uber lot = trouble

(by Robert Jordan)

Vladimir Putin Goes Shirtless Again For New 2016 Calendar

(Huffington Post)

Vladimir Putin goes shirtless again for new year's calendar = Women find aging Russian satyr leader has virile pectorals = Gay men fawn, adoring this virile Russian leader's pectorals

(by Jason Lofts)

World's fattest man Andres Moreno Sepulveda dies of heart failure, age 38

(Stuff.co.nz)

The monstrous Mexican Andres Moreno Sepulveda = Poor immense senor couldn't have sex. Trauma ends.

(by Julian Lofts)

The Mexican Andres Moreno Sepulveda = Enormous man expired, leaved a stench

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Archbishop Justin Welby says Isis 'apocalypse' threatens Christians with 'elimination' in religion's birthplace

(The Independent)

Photo: CREDITS

Islamic State "apocalypse" = Slay people as aim/tactics

(by Jason Lofts)

Madame Claude, brothel-keeper - obituary

(The Daily Telegraph)

Fernande Grudet (also known as Madame Claude) dies - the Telegraph's obituary follows = A famous, astute, female brothel owner's deeds. O, an orgy with naked, call girls' pudenda!

(by Julian Lofts)