Does "Mein Kampf" Remain a Dangerous Book?

(The New Yorker)

Photo: Gwydion M. Williams

Adolf Hitler's book "Mein Kampf" ("My Struggle") = Famed bully, his talk foments pogrom, krieg

(by Jason Lofts)

Weed Disguised as Carrots Busted at US Border

(MSN)

Photo: US Customs and Border Protection

Weed Disguised as Carrots Busted at US Border = O, we eat badass drug distributors' cursed seed

(by Russ Atkinson)

New Charlie Hebdo cartoon suggests dead three-year-old refugee Aylan Kurdi would have become sexual attacker

(Sydney Morning Herald)

Charlie Hebdo cartoonist Laurent Sourisseau ("Riss") = Re: atrocious, harsh, biased illustration. So, censure!

(by Jason Lofts)

World's 'oldest' man found in remote village in Brazil...and he's 131

(The Daily Express)

World's 'oldest' man found in remote village in Brazil.. and he's 131 = 131? Astounding! One wizened, shrivelled, abnormal, slim, old fart!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Westboro Baptist Church: David Bowie Funeral Protest Planned - WBC Attacks 'Problematic' Child Rape Allegations

(The Inquisitr)

Photo: Wikimedia

"He walked me through his bedroom and into the bathroom, where he dropped his kimono. He got into the tub, already filled with water, and asked me to wash him. Of course I did. Then he escorted me into the bedroom, gently took off my clothes, and de-virginized me." = Hot damn! "He" was the godlike, kooky David Bowie, who did smooch delighted underage (thirteen-year-old) nymphomaniac groupies, then liked to deflower them first before he'd a frenzied hot mad threesome with others in his hotel bath/bedroom. Tut! No comment.

(by Jason Lofts)

Mein Kampf sells out on first day in Germany

(The Times of Israel)

Photo: Gwydion M Williams

Adolf Hitler's 'Mein Kampf' sells out in Germany = Führer's plan to kill many of maligned Semites = Lofts skilfully anagrams the memoir I penned

(by Jason Lofts)

State of the Union will be Obama's bid to persuade Americans of progress

(Washington Post)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

State of the Union will be Obama's bid to persuade Americans of progress = "I'm able, man!" - USA's President's done heroic stuff! Please bow to a big orator!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Michelin-rated London kosher restaurant shuts down

(The Jewish Chronicle)

Photo: Ewan Munro

Terrine is a dream at lunch at ~ a Michelin-rated restaurant
A real crush at dinnertime at ~ a Michelin-rated restaurant

(by Jason Lofts)

Adolf Hitler's Legendary Book Mein Kampf Immediately Sells Out in Germany

(Newsweek)

Photo: Kevin Wong

Merkel helps a line of migrants to find asylum = Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf sells out in Germany

(by Julian Lofts)

Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall announce engagement

(BBC)

Australian media mogul Rupert Murdoch and actress-model Jerry Hall are excited to announce their engagement = Jagger - "Unadulterated crap! A lecherous old man and my American ex had intercourse? It's tormenting me!" Hello! True!!

(by Julian Lofts)

Golden Globes 2016: The Revenant wins top three awards

(BBC)

Photo: Day Donaldson

'The Revenant' wins top three awards at Golden Globes = Pet bear stands to snarl, then gnawed overweight Leo

(by Jason Lofts)

Drug raid captures El Chapo

(Reuters)

Drug raid captures El Chapo = Drug lord pariah escape cut

(by Russ Atkinson)

Michelin-starred experience for foodie guests on "most luxurious ship ever"

(South China Morning Post)

Photo: Numismatic Bibliomania Society

A Michelin three-star restaurant = Ultra-rich men, tsarinas eat there

(by Jason Lofts)

Antimigrant Protests in Germany

(The Wall Street Journal)

Photo: Kelly Kline

The antimigrant protests in Germany = Nation's angry rightist temperament

(by Jason Lofts)

Syrian government ready to attend peace talks in Geneva

(Yahoo!)

Photo: Oxfam

Syria peace talks = Israel: pact's a key!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Golden Globes -- Winners include The Revenant, Dicaprio, Brie Larson, The Martian, Lady Gaga, Sylvester Stallone, Matt Damon, Kate Winslet, Jon Hamm, Oscar Isaac, Cookie from Empire

(Showbiz 411)

Photo: Televisione Streaming

And a Golden Globe award surprisingly goes to two ugly actors ~ pugilist Stallone and gargoyle Gaga. Unrest! Rowdy crowds boo!

(by Julian Lofts)

Playboy Mansion 'up for sale' for $US200 million

(Sydney Morning Herald)

Photo: Daniel Wastak

Playboy Mansion 'up for sale' = Lousy porno base. Infamy, pal!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Israeli troops shoot Palestinians who tried to stab soldiers

(The Herald)

Photo: Israel Defense Forces

Israeli troops shoot Palestinians who tried to stab soldiers = Traditional hostilities toward the obsessional oppressors

(by Jason Lofts)

Cologne attacks: Merkel proposes tougher migrant laws

(BBC)

Photo: European People's Party

Cologne's the fourth-largest metropolis in Germany = Migrant youths lose control there, groping females

(by Jason Lofts)

Tom Hanks brings back civility with 'Bridge of Spies'

(Sioux City Journal)

Actor Tom Hanks is in the film 'Bridge of Spies' = Leitmotif's good brinkmanship, safer ethics

(by Julian Lofts)