Sources: Cavaliers fire coach David Blatt

(Yahoo!)

Photo: Wikimedia

Cleveland fires Blatt less than a year after Finals = Cavs trainer blatantly released. Staff: he is fallen

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Mariah Carey and James Packer are engaged

(BBC)

Mariah Carey and James Packer are engaged = Champagne, DJ, a serenade, a creaky marriage?

(by Julian Lofts)

MRSA: The Superbug Poised to Cost Hospitals Super Sums

(Infection Control Today)

Photo: NIAID

Methicillin-resistant staph aureus (golden staph) = Patients can die, thus lethal germ ruins hospitals

(by Jason Lofts)

Litvinenko inquiry: the key players

(The Guardian)

Photo: Gwydion M. Williams

Just Some of the Leading Players in the Litvinenko Coronial Enquiry 1. Alexander (deceased) 2. Marina 3. Dmitry Kovtun 4. Andre Lugovoi 5. Sir Robert Owen 6. Nikolai Patrushev 7. President Vladimir Putin 8. The Federal Security Service 9. "Igor the Assassin" 10. Counsel Ben Emmerson

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1. Polonium induced acute radiation syndrome killed him relentlessly 2. Wife 3. An evil ex-spy 4. An evasive token member of Duma 5. The judge/sleuth/coroner 6. Heads inner Russian spy organisation 7. Is an incoherent evil - pure vitriol 8. KGB adversaries 9. A rotten terrorist 10. QC

(by Julian Lofts)

Calls for Oscar boycott over lack of non-white nominees spark debate

(Fox News)

Photo: Davidlohr Bueso

The nominees for the Oscar Awards = Afro-Americans do resent the show

(by Julian Lofts)

Brooke Shields Disses Ex, Andre Agassi

(E!)

Brooke Christa Shields ~ chastises horrid bloke

(by Jason Lofts)

Spike Lee won't attend Oscars

(The New York Times)

Photo: jurek d.

Spike Lee won't attend Oscars ~ skin tone aspects, we are told

(by Russ Atkinson)

Sarah Palin endorses Donald Trump

(CNN)

Photo: Alex Hanson

Sarah Louise Palin endorses Donald Trump = O dull Mrs P praises an odious Neanderthal

(by Julian Lofts)

Lead in Flint water

(PopHerald)

Lead in Flint water ~ we filtrate inland

(by Russ Atkinson)

Naked artist Deborah de Robertis arrested for posing nude next to Manet's Olympia

(The Guardian)

Deborah de Robertis = Disrobed to her bare

Manet's Olympia - Deborah de Robertis ~ disrobed to bare her anatomy, simple

(by Robert Jordan)

Australian beach evacuated after huge Great White Shark spotted off the coast

(The Independent)

Photo: Scubaben

Australian beach evacuated after huge Great White Shark spotted off the coast = A goliath brute feeder's out! A savage attacker with sharp teeth can cut off heads!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Green leafy vegetables can reduce the risk of glaucoma

(I4U News)

Photo: Slice of Chic

Green leafy vegetables can reduce the risk of glaucoma = Vegan men grateful kale, broccoli, etc. safeguard eyes, eh?

(by Jason Lofts)

Tennessee Powerball Winners: No Big Changes to Lives

(ABC News)

Photo: Wil C. Fry

The Tennessee Powerball winners ~ were penniless, then won, are blest

(by Julian Lofts)

The Danish Girl review: This Eddie Redmayne starrer tries too hard to be perfect

(Firstpost)

Eddie Redmayne stars in The Danish Girl = And relishes his gender identity drama = Identity drama: Slender she is he in drag

(by Jason Lofts)

America notebook: How Donald Trump is destroying the Republican party

(The Spectator)

Photo: Darron Birgenheier

America notebook: How Donald Trump is destroying the Republican party = Oh! Bombastic, power-hungry, party-killer turd is a dope, nit, and menace too!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Tsai Ing-wen elected Taiwan's first female president

(BBC)

Photo: davidreid

Taiwan's Tsai Ing-wen ~ saw giant win in East

(by Julian Lofts)

Starvation in Syria 'a war crime,' UN chief says

(CNN)

Photo: Denis Bocquet

"Let me be clear: the use of starvation as a weapon of war is a war crime. All sides, including the Syrian government which has the primary responsibility to protect Syrians, are committing this and other atrocious acts prohibited under international humanitarian laws.
UN teams have witnessed scenes that haunt the soul. The elderly and children, men and women, who were little more than skin and bones: gaunt, severely malnourished, so weak they could barely walk, and utterly desperate for the slightest morsel."
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In the news on this day: The UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon says that the regime of the perverted President Bashar Al-Assad (who personally is an untrustworthy, hellishly murderous lawbreaker) is committing really "atrocious acts" and "unconscionable abuses" against civilians under siege in Madaya in Syria. "We call the world's attention to this war for the hundredth time. We would welcome all immediate, trenchant intervention from other countries ASAP! We shall need help to prevent it! Thanks!" he stammered.

(by Jason Lofts)

Does "Mein Kampf" Remain a Dangerous Book?

(The New Yorker)

Photo: Gwydion M. Williams

Adolf Hitler's book "Mein Kampf" ("My Struggle") = Famed bully, his talk foments pogrom, krieg

(by Jason Lofts)

Weed Disguised as Carrots Busted at US Border

(MSN)

Photo: US Customs and Border Protection

Weed Disguised as Carrots Busted at US Border = O, we eat badass drug distributors' cursed seed

(by Russ Atkinson)

New Charlie Hebdo cartoon suggests dead three-year-old refugee Aylan Kurdi would have become sexual attacker

(Sydney Morning Herald)

Charlie Hebdo cartoonist Laurent Sourisseau ("Riss") = Re: atrocious, harsh, biased illustration. So, censure!

(by Jason Lofts)