Blizzard brings US east coast to standstill and delivers near-record snowfall

(The Guardian)

Photo: PROwoodleywonderworks

American East Coast weather = The area's Antarctic. Awesome! = Snow creates a thematic area = A somewhat tense Arctic area

(by Jason Lofts)

Lawmaker looking to uncork Indiana's happy-hour law

(USA Today)

Photo: Jason Baldwin

Lawmaker looking to uncork Indiana's happy-hour law = Wowie! Unpopular hooligans amok; drink, talk anarchy

(by Russ Atkinson)

Michael Bloomberg considers a presidential run

(Washington Post)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Michael Bloomberg KBE gets a yearning to be POTUS = Bugger me! He's a knob!^* It's belligerent to copy Obama.
^* dickhead

(by Julian Lofts)

Storm Jonas: Giant panda rolls in Washington DC snow

(The Daily Telegraph)

The giant panda truly likes playing in the Washington snowstorm ~ making angel wings. What nonstop horseplay! True idyl - instant hit!

(by Julian Lofts)

Cat that received prosthetic legs at ISU veterinary hospital making strides in recovery

(Iowa State University News Service)

ISU veterinarians outfit cat with very rare titanium prosthetic legs = True! Vets maintain hurt feline Oscar Pistorius with great creativity

(by Jason Lofts)

Sources: Cavaliers fire coach David Blatt

(Yahoo!)

Photo: Wikimedia

Cleveland fires Blatt less than a year after Finals = Cavs trainer blatantly released. Staff: he is fallen

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Mariah Carey and James Packer are engaged

(BBC)

Mariah Carey and James Packer are engaged = Champagne, DJ, a serenade, a creaky marriage?

(by Julian Lofts)

MRSA: The Superbug Poised to Cost Hospitals Super Sums

(Infection Control Today)

Photo: NIAID

Methicillin-resistant staph aureus (golden staph) = Patients can die, thus lethal germ ruins hospitals

(by Jason Lofts)

Litvinenko inquiry: the key players

(The Guardian)

Photo: Gwydion M. Williams

Just Some of the Leading Players in the Litvinenko Coronial Enquiry 1. Alexander (deceased) 2. Marina 3. Dmitry Kovtun 4. Andre Lugovoi 5. Sir Robert Owen 6. Nikolai Patrushev 7. President Vladimir Putin 8. The Federal Security Service 9. "Igor the Assassin" 10. Counsel Ben Emmerson

=

1. Polonium induced acute radiation syndrome killed him relentlessly 2. Wife 3. An evil ex-spy 4. An evasive token member of Duma 5. The judge/sleuth/coroner 6. Heads inner Russian spy organisation 7. Is an incoherent evil - pure vitriol 8. KGB adversaries 9. A rotten terrorist 10. QC

(by Julian Lofts)

Calls for Oscar boycott over lack of non-white nominees spark debate

(Fox News)

Photo: Davidlohr Bueso

The nominees for the Oscar Awards = Afro-Americans do resent the show

(by Julian Lofts)

Brooke Shields Disses Ex, Andre Agassi

(E!)

Brooke Christa Shields ~ chastises horrid bloke

(by Jason Lofts)

Spike Lee won't attend Oscars

(The New York Times)

Photo: jurek d.

Spike Lee won't attend Oscars ~ skin tone aspects, we are told

(by Russ Atkinson)

Sarah Palin endorses Donald Trump

(CNN)

Photo: Alex Hanson

Sarah Louise Palin endorses Donald Trump = O dull Mrs P praises an odious Neanderthal

(by Julian Lofts)

Lead in Flint water

(PopHerald)

Lead in Flint water ~ we filtrate inland

(by Russ Atkinson)

Naked artist Deborah de Robertis arrested for posing nude next to Manet's Olympia

(The Guardian)

Deborah de Robertis = Disrobed to her bare

Manet's Olympia - Deborah de Robertis ~ disrobed to bare her anatomy, simple

(by Robert Jordan)

Australian beach evacuated after huge Great White Shark spotted off the coast

(The Independent)

Photo: Scubaben

Australian beach evacuated after huge Great White Shark spotted off the coast = A goliath brute feeder's out! A savage attacker with sharp teeth can cut off heads!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Green leafy vegetables can reduce the risk of glaucoma

(I4U News)

Photo: Slice of Chic

Green leafy vegetables can reduce the risk of glaucoma = Vegan men grateful kale, broccoli, etc. safeguard eyes, eh?

(by Jason Lofts)

Tennessee Powerball Winners: No Big Changes to Lives

(ABC News)

Photo: Wil C. Fry

The Tennessee Powerball winners ~ were penniless, then won, are blest

(by Julian Lofts)

The Danish Girl review: This Eddie Redmayne starrer tries too hard to be perfect

(Firstpost)

Eddie Redmayne stars in The Danish Girl = And relishes his gender identity drama = Identity drama: Slender she is he in drag

(by Jason Lofts)

America notebook: How Donald Trump is destroying the Republican party

(The Spectator)

Photo: Darron Birgenheier

America notebook: How Donald Trump is destroying the Republican party = Oh! Bombastic, power-hungry, party-killer turd is a dope, nit, and menace too!

(by Maurice Goddard)