What Bernie Sanders still doesn't get about arguing with Hillary Clinton

(Washington Post)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

What Bernie Sanders still doesn't get about arguing with Hillary Clinton = Clash! It's unwise showing blatant, rude, intolerant gender bigotry at Hill!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Meldonium: the drug that got Maria Sharapova suspended from tennis

(Kpax)

Photo: Cyril Attias

The top Russian tennis player Sharapova's symptoms include: "Some immune deficiency, abnormal EKG results, diabetes indicators, low magnesium and asthenia." = Yes, so any euphemism for punk gamesmanship. Meldonium prescribed to assist loud shyster Maria to beat giant Serena and nice Venus Williams. Not accidental!

(by Julian Lofts)

Sports presenter Erin Andrews wins $55m in nude video lawsuit

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Virginia Foxx

Viral nude videos ~ invaded our lives

(by Jason Lofts)

Meldonium, or mildronate: The banned drug Maria Sharapova took

(Sydney Morning Herald)

Photo: Tim Wang

Mildronate = Dormant lie

(by Julian Lofts)

Jeremy Corbyn Backs Decriminalisation Of Prostitution, Calls For More 'Civilised' Treatment Of Sex Workers

(Huffington Post)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Decriminalisation of prostitution ~ to optimise industrial fornication

(by Jason Lofts)

Tom Hiddleston: playing James Bond would be 'an extraordinary opportunity'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Nguyễn Thu Nhi

Tom Hiddleston: playing James Bond would be 'an extraordinary opportunity' = "I'm bold! Adored! Sexy! Super! Brainy! Hard! Potent! Nay! I'll jump on it and go to town!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Uproar over discontinued mustard pickles

(MSN)

Canadian pickle crisis: no Zest = It is scandal: prize snack on ice

(by Russ Atkinson)

Trump: Laws should be 'extended' to allow waterboarding

(NJ.com)

Art: Dan Lacey

Trump: Laws should be 'extended' to allow waterboarding = Wow, muddled xenophobe bastard wants illegal torture!

(by Jason Lofts)

Obama to stay in Washington DC after leaving White House

(BBC)

Photo: US Embassy, Bolivia

The Obamas are to stay in Washington DC after leaving the White House = Aha! Now he maintains they've got to educate the girls. What snobs, I fear!

(by Julian Lofts)

Open Warfare: Romney calls Trump 'a phony, a fraud'; Trump calls Romney 'failed candidate'

(Fox News)

Illustration: Mario Piperni

Open Warfare: Romney calls Trump 'a phony, a fraud'; Trump calls Romney 'failed candidate' = Party farce: Mean words fly on and peculiar Mormon chimp taunts a really dreadful ape!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Sarah Palin Rushes to Bash Romney and Defend Trump

(Mediaite)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Sarah Palin & Donald Trump = Horrid lump and Satan pal

(by Maurice Goddard)

The Soho Porn Star And The PM: 1970s Scandals In New Biopic

(Londonist)

Photo: mrjives

Come Play With Me: The Life and Films of Mary Millington = To magnificently immoral, filthy MILF who pleased men

(by Jason Lofts)

Trump 'uniquely unsuited' to be president, LA Times editorial board says

(Washington Post)

Trump 'uniquely unsuited' to be president, LA Times editorial board says = Nasty bum's delirious aptitude to rant is unequalled! I'm tired. Bye, poser.

(by Maurice Goddard)

George Clooney interview: "Donald Trump is a xenophobic fascist"

(The Guardian)

George Clooney: 'Donald Trump is a xenophobic fascist' = Actor exposing some loco chap as bigoted, unfriendly

(by Jason Lofts)

John Oliver Demolishes 'Serial Liar' Donald Trump, Launches Campaign To #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

(Huffington Post)

#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain movement = Veto/dump German-named mad oaf - link

(by Jason Lofts)

Cardinal George Pell has to resign, or Pope Francis must act

(The Age)

Photo: Dugg Simpson

The woeful Australian Catholic priest scandal ~ plus a tale of anal intercourse acts with a child

(by Julian Lofts)

Warning: Asian hornets are heading to the UK and pose threat to bees and humans

(Western Daily Press)

Photo: Wikimedia

Asian hornet (Vespa velutina) = Ah, one invasive natural pest!

(by Jason Lofts)

Super Tuesday: Voters head to the polls, but not all are pleased by the choices

(Washington Post)

Photo: Mike Licht

Super Tuesday: Voters head to the polls, but not all are pleased by the choices = Republican lot have a lethally possessed cheesy rude turd set at the top! Boo!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Frank Kelly, Known for 'Father Ted,' Dies

(ABC News)

Actor Frank Kelly dies = "Feck! Drink!" -a salty role!

(by Julian Lofts)

Google driverless car hits bus in California

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Alan

The Google driverless car hits a bus in California = Alas, this dangerous robotic vehicle's erring. FAIL!

(by Julian Lofts)