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Friday, March 11, 2016

Donald Trump's baffling explanation for violence at his campaign rallies

(Washington Post)
Heil Drumpf
Photo: Dustin Ginetz

Donald Trump's baffling explanation for violence at his campaign rallies = Vain insane flipping mogul's brand almost an exact replica of Adolf Hitler!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Republican Debate: Which Donald Trump Will Take The Stage Tonight?

(National Public Radio)
The Klan Backs Trump
Illustration: Mike Licht

Republican Debate: Which Donald Trump Will Take The Stage Tonight? = Demoniac twit, eh? The huge bloated twerp talking bullshit and crap!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Another Hitler? How world leaders see Donald Trump.

(USA Today)
Trump Hitler
Photo: cool revolution

Another Hitler? How world leaders see Donald Trump. = Oh what terror, dread new President he'll doom us all?
(by Barry Solomons)

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Pro-gun activist is shot by her own son

(Daily Mail)

Pro-gun activist is shot by her own son = Bosh! Ironic twist. Son proves naughty.
(by Russ Atkinson)

Trump's flirtation with fascism

(Washington Post)
IL DOUCHE
Illustration: Crash Symbols

A List of Several Famous Fascists anagrammed into their descriptions:
1. Benito Mussolini
2. Adolf Hitler
3. Marshal Petain
4. General Francisco Franco Bahamonde
5. Sir Oswald Ernald Mosley
6. President Juan Domingo Peron
7. General Hideki Tojo
8. Engelbert Dollfuss
9. Vidkun Quisling
10. Donald Trump
=
1. Doomed Italian 'Il Duce' of Salo
2. Austrian German - "Mein Kampf" - Der Fuhrer
3. Old French officer - Vichy
4. Spanish
5. Overlooked dissident British MP
6. Argentine^7. Strong Japanese militant
8. Droll Austrian fellow - still ignored
9. 'Nasjonal Samling'
10. US Republican's a quotable drongo. Assessment: doomed!
(by Julian Lofts)

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

What Bernie Sanders still doesn't get about arguing with Hillary Clinton

(Washington Post)
Bernie Sanders, Martin O'Malley and Hillary Clinton - Caricatures
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

What Bernie Sanders still doesn't get about arguing with Hillary Clinton = Clash! It's unwise showing blatant, rude, intolerant gender bigotry at Hill!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Meldonium: the drug that got Maria Sharapova suspended from tennis

(Kpax)
Roland Garros 2014 - Maria Sharapova #rg14
Photo: Cyril Attias

The top Russian tennis player Sharapova's symptoms include: "Some immune deficiency, abnormal EKG results, diabetes indicators, low magnesium and asthenia." = Yes, so any euphemism for punk gamesmanship. Meldonium prescribed to assist loud shyster Maria to beat giant Serena and nice Venus Williams. Not accidental!
(by Julian Lofts)

Sports presenter Erin Andrews wins $55m in nude video lawsuit

(The Daily Telegraph)
Erin Andrews speaks on Capitol Hill
Photo: Virginia Foxx

Viral nude videos ~ invaded our lives
(by Jason Lofts)

Monday, March 7, 2016

Meldonium, or mildronate: The banned drug Maria Sharapova took

(Sydney Morning Herald)
Maria Sharapova
Photo: Tim Wang

Mildronate = Dormant lie
(by Julian Lofts)

Jeremy Corbyn Backs Decriminalisation Of Prostitution, Calls For More 'Civilised' Treatment Of Sex Workers

(Huffington Post)
Jeremy Corbyn - Caricature
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Decriminalisation of prostitution ~ to optimise industrial fornication
(by Jason Lofts)

Sunday, March 6, 2016

Tom Hiddleston: playing James Bond would be 'an extraordinary opportunity'

(The Daily Telegraph)
Tom Hiddleston Wallpaper 3
Photo: Nguyễn Thu Nhi

Tom Hiddleston: playing James Bond would be 'an extraordinary opportunity' = "I'm bold! Adored! Sexy! Super! Brainy! Hard! Potent! Nay! I'll jump on it and go to town!"
(by Maurice Goddard)

Uproar over discontinued mustard pickles

(MSN)

Canadian pickle crisis: no Zest = It is scandal: prize snack on ice
(by Russ Atkinson)

Trump: Laws should be 'extended' to allow waterboarding

(NJ.com)
Donald Drumpf, The Pfannkuchen Fuhrer
Art: Dan Lacey

Trump: Laws should be 'extended' to allow waterboarding = Wow, muddled xenophobe bastard wants illegal torture!
(by Jason Lofts)

Friday, March 4, 2016

Obama to stay in Washington DC after leaving White House

(BBC)
La familia Obama
Photo: US Embassy, Bolivia

The Obamas are to stay in Washington DC after leaving the White House = Aha! Now he maintains they've got to educate the girls. What snobs, I fear!
(by Julian Lofts)

Open Warfare: Romney calls Trump 'a phony, a fraud'; Trump calls Romney 'failed candidate'

(Fox News)
Mitt Romney
Illustration: Mario Piperni

Open Warfare: Romney calls Trump 'a phony, a fraud'; Trump calls Romney 'failed candidate' = Party farce: Mean words fly on and peculiar Mormon chimp taunts a really dreadful ape!
(by Maurice Goddard)

Sarah Palin Rushes to Bash Romney and Defend Trump

(Mediaite)
Donald Trump's Southern Strategy
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Sarah Palin & Donald Trump = Horrid lump and Satan pal
(by Maurice Goddard)

The Soho Porn Star And The PM: 1970s Scandals In New Biopic

(Londonist)
mary millington hitchhiker photoset
Photo: mrjives

Come Play With Me: The Life and Films of Mary Millington = To magnificently immoral, filthy MILF who pleased men
(by Jason Lofts)

Thursday, March 3, 2016

Trump 'uniquely unsuited' to be president, LA Times editorial board says

(Washington Post)

Trump 'uniquely unsuited' to be president, LA Times editorial board says = Nasty bum's delirious aptitude to rant is unequalled! I'm tired. Bye, poser.
(by Maurice Goddard)

George Clooney interview: "Donald Trump is a xenophobic fascist"

(The Guardian)

George Clooney: 'Donald Trump is a xenophobic fascist' = Actor exposing some loco chap as bigoted, unfriendly
(by Jason Lofts)

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

John Oliver Demolishes 'Serial Liar' Donald Trump, Launches Campaign To #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

(Huffington Post)

#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain movement = Veto/dump German-named mad oaf - link
(by Jason Lofts)