After months of playing protesters to his advantage, Donald Trump is overpowered in Chicago

(Washington Post)

After months of playing protesters to his advantage, Donald Trump is overpowered in Chicago = O! Man! Chaos! Mad-driven over-reacting power-hungry toad is starting to topple off his pedestal

(by Maurice Goddard)

Maria Sharapova's Admission Sends Her Sponsors Fleeing

(The New York Times)

Photo: Cyril Attias

Maria's Main Sponsors: Nike, TAG Heuer, Avon, Head, Porsche, Evian, PepsiCo, Sony = Epic aversion phenomenon. Synopsis: Noisemaker Sharapova is a drug cheat!

(by Julian Lofts)

Trump's not Hitler, he's Mussolini: How GOP anti-intellectualism created a modern fascist movement in America

(Salon)

Fascist leader Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini = US billionaire Donald recreates same fanaticism

(by Jason Lofts)

Donald Trump's baffling explanation for violence at his campaign rallies

(Washington Post)

Photo: Dustin Ginetz

Donald Trump's baffling explanation for violence at his campaign rallies = Vain insane flipping mogul's brand almost an exact replica of Adolf Hitler!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Republican Debate: Which Donald Trump Will Take The Stage Tonight?

(National Public Radio)

Illustration: Mike Licht

Republican Debate: Which Donald Trump Will Take The Stage Tonight? = Demoniac twit, eh? The huge bloated twerp talking bullshit and crap!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Another Hitler? How world leaders see Donald Trump.

(USA Today)

Photo: cool revolution

Another Hitler? How world leaders see Donald Trump. = Oh what terror, dread new President he'll doom us all?

(by Barry Solomons)

Pro-gun activist is shot by her own son

(Daily Mail)

Pro-gun activist is shot by her own son = Bosh! Ironic twist. Son proves naughty.

(by Russ Atkinson)

Trump's flirtation with fascism

(Washington Post)

Illustration: Crash Symbols

A List of Several Famous Fascists anagrammed into their descriptions: 1. Benito Mussolini 2. Adolf Hitler 3. Marshal Petain 4. General Francisco Franco Bahamonde 5. Sir Oswald Ernald Mosley 6. President Juan Domingo Peron 7. General Hideki Tojo 8. Engelbert Dollfuss 9. Vidkun Quisling 10. Donald Trump

=

1. Doomed Italian 'Il Duce' of Salo 2. Austrian German - "Mein Kampf" - Der Fuhrer 3. Old French officer - Vichy 4. Spanish 5. Overlooked dissident British MP 6. Argentine^7. Strong Japanese militant 8. Droll Austrian fellow - still ignored 9. 'Nasjonal Samling' 10. US Republican's a quotable drongo. Assessment: doomed!

(by Julian Lofts)

What Bernie Sanders still doesn't get about arguing with Hillary Clinton

(Washington Post)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

What Bernie Sanders still doesn't get about arguing with Hillary Clinton = Clash! It's unwise showing blatant, rude, intolerant gender bigotry at Hill!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Meldonium: the drug that got Maria Sharapova suspended from tennis

(Kpax)

Photo: Cyril Attias

The top Russian tennis player Sharapova's symptoms include: "Some immune deficiency, abnormal EKG results, diabetes indicators, low magnesium and asthenia." = Yes, so any euphemism for punk gamesmanship. Meldonium prescribed to assist loud shyster Maria to beat giant Serena and nice Venus Williams. Not accidental!

(by Julian Lofts)

Sports presenter Erin Andrews wins $55m in nude video lawsuit

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Virginia Foxx

Viral nude videos ~ invaded our lives

(by Jason Lofts)

Meldonium, or mildronate: The banned drug Maria Sharapova took

(Sydney Morning Herald)

Photo: Tim Wang

Mildronate = Dormant lie

(by Julian Lofts)

Jeremy Corbyn Backs Decriminalisation Of Prostitution, Calls For More 'Civilised' Treatment Of Sex Workers

(Huffington Post)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Decriminalisation of prostitution ~ to optimise industrial fornication

(by Jason Lofts)

Tom Hiddleston: playing James Bond would be 'an extraordinary opportunity'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Nguyễn Thu Nhi

Tom Hiddleston: playing James Bond would be 'an extraordinary opportunity' = "I'm bold! Adored! Sexy! Super! Brainy! Hard! Potent! Nay! I'll jump on it and go to town!"

(by Maurice Goddard)

Uproar over discontinued mustard pickles

(MSN)

Canadian pickle crisis: no Zest = It is scandal: prize snack on ice

(by Russ Atkinson)

Trump: Laws should be 'extended' to allow waterboarding

(NJ.com)

Art: Dan Lacey

Trump: Laws should be 'extended' to allow waterboarding = Wow, muddled xenophobe bastard wants illegal torture!

(by Jason Lofts)

Obama to stay in Washington DC after leaving White House

(BBC)

Photo: US Embassy, Bolivia

The Obamas are to stay in Washington DC after leaving the White House = Aha! Now he maintains they've got to educate the girls. What snobs, I fear!

(by Julian Lofts)

Open Warfare: Romney calls Trump 'a phony, a fraud'; Trump calls Romney 'failed candidate'

(Fox News)

Illustration: Mario Piperni

Open Warfare: Romney calls Trump 'a phony, a fraud'; Trump calls Romney 'failed candidate' = Party farce: Mean words fly on and peculiar Mormon chimp taunts a really dreadful ape!

(by Maurice Goddard)

Sarah Palin Rushes to Bash Romney and Defend Trump

(Mediaite)

Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Sarah Palin & Donald Trump = Horrid lump and Satan pal

(by Maurice Goddard)

The Soho Porn Star And The PM: 1970s Scandals In New Biopic

(Londonist)

Photo: mrjives

Come Play With Me: The Life and Films of Mary Millington = To magnificently immoral, filthy MILF who pleased men

(by Jason Lofts)