How babies deal with angry adults!

(The Times of India)

Photo: Benny B. Photography

How babies deal with angry adults! = Trouble washing - he always bit dad!

(by Mark McNamara)

Khalid and Brahim el-Bakraoui named as suicide bombers behind Brussels attacks

(The Independent)

Coward brothers Khalid and Brahim el-Bakraoui = Drastic horrid war. "Bomb!" He oinked, "Allahu Akbar!"

(by Greig Templeton)

Brussels Attacks

(The New York Times)

Photo: Valentina Calà

Brussels, the capital of Belgium = IS places bomb... futile slaughter

(by David Bourke)

Brussels Under Attack - Explosions Rip Through Airport And Metro Station

(Yahoo!)

Photo: CREDITS

Brussels Under Attack = Cursed blasts! Take run!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Obama Meets With Cuba's Raul Castro

(ABC News)

Photo: IIP Photo Archive

President Barack Obama meets President Raul Castro = Americans propose trade talks - made Cubans bitterer

(by Julian Lofts)

Is Serena Williams Being Underpaid? Women's Tennis At Match Point

(The Daily Beast)

Photo: Eng T Tan

The World Top Three Women's Tennis Singles Players: 1. Serena Williams 2. Agnieszka Radwanska 3. Angelique Kerber

=

1. Skilled, sassy queen, wealthiest earner (prize winnings were large) 2. At home in Krakow, Poland 3. Best German lass

(by Jason Lofts)

President Obama arrives in Cuba for historic visit

(The New Zealand Herald)

Illustration: Osvaldo Montero

President Obama arrives in Cuba = Practised samba in barrio venue

(by Julian Lofts)

Angry customers sue Starbucks for failing to fill lattes

(MSN)

Illustration: kasiQ kmjw

Angry customers sue Starbucks for failing to fill lattes = Caffeine slag frustration sucks; loyalists grumble "tort!"

(by Russ Atkinson)

To George, she's simply Gan-Gan

(The New Zealand Herald)

To George, she's simply Gan-Gan = Engaging royal gem, "she's tops!"

(by Robert Jordan)

Professor Who Solved Fermat's Last Theorem Wins Math's Abel Prize

(National Public Radio)

Photo: CREDITS

Sir Andrew Wiles = Reward wiliness

(by Julian Lofts)

Salah Abdeslam

(CBS News)

Photo: Wikimedia

Salah Abdeslam = Me badass, Allah!

(by Russ Atkinson)

The Escape from Hell

(National Interest)

Photo: Thierry Ehrmann

The Escape from Hell = Shell them for peace?

(by Robert Jordan)

GOP operatives, conservative leaders meet to thwart Trump

(Washington Post)

GOP operatives, conservative leaders meet to thwart Trump = Step to repulse the worst ever provocative dim magnate rat!

(by Maurice Goddard)

No Regrets Living

(Huffington Post)

Photo: Duncan C

No Regrets Living = Never losing grit

(by Robert Jordan)

Female airline pilots can't drive car from Saudi airport

(Washington Post)

A photo posted by Royal Brunei Airlines (@royalbruneiair)

Female airline pilots can't drive car from Saudi airport = Medieval realm proscription unfair to aircraft ladies

(by Russ Atkinson)

Versailles the most 'pornographic' TV series ever?

(The Times of India)

Versailles the most 'pornographic' TV series ever = Nevertheless, I have erotic programs (live sports?)

(by Mark McNamara)

Video shows man urinating on Kellogg assembly line

(Los Angeles Times)

Photo: Mike Mozart

Rice Krispies Treats and granola clusters = Trickster/ass pissed in cereal granulator

(by Jason Lofts)

Bernie Sanders says Donald Trump is a pathological liar

(The Independent)

Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Pathological liar ~ or political galah
("galah" is Australian slang for a "loud-mouthed idiot")

(by Jason Lofts)

German Nationalists Strong in Setback for Merkel's Party

(NBC News)

Photo: James Rea

German Nationalists = A salient "No migrants!"

(by Julian Lofts)

The German Nationalists = Insane lot hate migrants = Name tag: Hitler onanists

(by Jason Lofts)

After months of playing protesters to his advantage, Donald Trump is overpowered in Chicago

(Washington Post)

After months of playing protesters to his advantage, Donald Trump is overpowered in Chicago = O! Man! Chaos! Mad-driven over-reacting power-hungry toad is starting to topple off his pedestal

(by Maurice Goddard)