Photo: CH.RASHID
Death toll in Pakistan Easter suicide attack climbs = A satanic blast mutilates the picknickers; a lot died
(by Jason Lofts)
Monday, March 28, 2016
Death toll in Pakistan Easter suicide attack climbs past 70
(Washington Post)
Death toll in Pakistan Easter suicide attack climbs = A satanic blast mutilates the picknickers; a lot died
Death toll in Pakistan Easter suicide attack climbs = A satanic blast mutilates the picknickers; a lot died
Woman tracks down sperm donor and marries him
(MSN)
Woman tracks down the sperm's donor and marries him = Momma narrows down DNA; corners kid's pa, tethers him.
Woman tracks down the sperm's donor and marries him = Momma narrows down DNA; corners kid's pa, tethers him.
(by Russ Atkinson)
In Pakistan, Taliban's Easter bombing targets, kills scores of Christians
(CNN)
The Christian Easter Festival = Fiesta reveals the AntiChrist
Photo: Daily Excelsior
The Christian Easter Festival = Fiesta reveals the AntiChrist
(by Julian Lofts)
Sunday, March 27, 2016
The Rolling Stones Perform in Cuba for the First Time
(Vulture)
The Rolling Stones (Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood, and Charlie Watts) perform in Cuba at last = Starring meant Bacardi with coke, fat elephantine cigars, mojitos, drugs, lithe whores and rock 'n roll.
The Rolling Stones (Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood, and Charlie Watts) perform in Cuba at last = Starring meant Bacardi with coke, fat elephantine cigars, mojitos, drugs, lithe whores and rock 'n roll.
(by Julian Lofts)
Saturday, March 26, 2016
Republicans Cruz, Trump spar over tabloid charges of affair
(Reuters)
Photo: T.J. Hawk
|
Who are the top Casanova candidates in the USA elections? 1. Donald Trump 2. Ted Cruz 3. Marco Rubio 4. Bill Clinton | = | 1. Cad. Vile butt toucher. Incest? (a lie!) 2. Cad. Lothario, stud 3. Cad. Paramour 4. Cad. Nonstop womanizer. Hellbent on sin. |
(by Julian Lofts)
Friday, March 25, 2016
Rolling Stones to give free concert in Havana, Cuba
(Al Jazeera)
The Rolling Stones are appearing in Cuba ~ preparing sensational celebration, ugh!
Photo: Orient´Adicta
The Rolling Stones are appearing in Cuba ~ preparing sensational celebration, ugh!
(by Julian Lofts)
Microsoft deletes 'teen girl' AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot
(The Daily Telegraph)
Microsoft deletes 'teen girl' AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot = Female bot goes loco at once; the girlie is evil extremist firebrand tart.
Illustration: PROJurgen Appelo
Microsoft deletes 'teen girl' AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot = Female bot goes loco at once; the girlie is evil extremist firebrand tart.
(by Russ Atkinson)
Thursday, March 24, 2016
President Obama Dances Tango in Argentina
(Yahoo!)
President Obama Dances Tango in Argentina = An ace man abroad, doing steps. Entertaining!
President Obama Dances Tango in Argentina = An ace man abroad, doing steps. Entertaining!
(by Aronas Pinchas)
Johan Cruyff and his sacred principles leave eternal marks on football
(The Daily Telegraph)
The famous Hendrik Johannes Cruyff turn = This confused Frankfurt journeymen. Hah!
Photo: Sławek
The famous Hendrik Johannes Cruyff turn = This confused Frankfurt journeymen. Hah!
(by Julian Lofts)
Caught in the act: Rare panda mating filmed at Vienna zoo
(Yahoo!)
Caught in the act: Rare panda mating filmed at Vienna zoo = I having an unprecedented zoom at a fat animal act, right?
Caught in the act: Rare panda mating filmed at Vienna zoo = I having an unprecedented zoom at a fat animal act, right?
(by Aronas Pinchas)
Wednesday, March 23, 2016
How babies deal with angry adults!
(The Times of India)
How babies deal with angry adults! = Trouble washing - he always bit dad!
Photo: Benny B. Photography
How babies deal with angry adults! = Trouble washing - he always bit dad!
(by Mark McNamara)
Khalid and Brahim el-Bakraoui named as suicide bombers behind Brussels attacks
(The Independent)
Coward brothers Khalid and Brahim el-Bakraoui = Drastic horrid war. "Bomb!" He oinked, "Allahu Akbar!"
Coward brothers Khalid and Brahim el-Bakraoui = Drastic horrid war. "Bomb!" He oinked, "Allahu Akbar!"
(by Greig Templeton)
Brussels Attacks
(The New York Times)
Brussels, the capital of Belgium = IS places bomb... futile slaughter
Photo: Valentina Calà
Brussels, the capital of Belgium = IS places bomb... futile slaughter
(by David Bourke)
Tuesday, March 22, 2016
Obama Meets With Cuba's Raul Castro
(ABC News)
President Barack Obama meets President Raul Castro = Americans propose trade talks - made Cubans bitterer
Photo: IIP Photo Archive
President Barack Obama meets President Raul Castro = Americans propose trade talks - made Cubans bitterer
(by Julian Lofts)
Is Serena Williams Being Underpaid? Women's Tennis At Match Point
(The Daily Beast)
Photo: Eng T Tan
|
The World Top Three Women's Tennis Singles Players: 1. Serena Williams 2. Agnieszka Radwanska 3. Angelique Kerber | = | 1. Skilled, sassy queen, wealthiest earner (prize winnings were large) 2. At home in Krakow, Poland 3. Best German lass |
(by Jason Lofts)
Monday, March 21, 2016
President Obama arrives in Cuba for historic visit
(The New Zealand Herald)
President Obama arrives in Cuba = Practised samba in barrio venue
Illustration: Osvaldo Montero
President Obama arrives in Cuba = Practised samba in barrio venue
(by Julian Lofts)
Sunday, March 20, 2016
Angry customers sue Starbucks for failing to fill lattes
(MSN)
Angry customers sue Starbucks for failing to fill lattes = Caffeine slag frustration sucks; loyalists grumble "tort!"
Illustration: kasiQ kmjw
Angry customers sue Starbucks for failing to fill lattes = Caffeine slag frustration sucks; loyalists grumble "tort!"
(by Russ Atkinson)
To George, she's simply Gan-Gan
(The New Zealand Herald)
To George, she's simply Gan-Gan = Engaging royal gem, "she's tops!"
To George, she's simply Gan-Gan = Engaging royal gem, "she's tops!"
(by Robert Jordan)
Saturday, March 19, 2016
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