International Pillow Fight Day - in pictures

(The Guardian)

Photo: Lynn Friedman

International Pillow Fight Day ~ today - infantile wallop, hit, grin!

(by Julian Lofts)

'Quite simply, one of the true comedy greats': Ronnie Corbett dies, aged 85

(The Daily Telegraph)

Ronnie Corbett has died = One nice short Brit dead = Ace short Briton indeed!

(Anagram: Julian Lofts; Photo: Sean James Cameron)

Meldonium: the drug that got Maria Sharapova suspended from tennis

(Kpax)

The top Russian tennis player Sharapova's symptoms include: "Some immune deficiency, abnormal EKG results, diabetes indicators, low magnesium, and asthenia." = Yes, so any euphemism for punk gamesmanship. Meldonium prescribed to assist loud shyster Maria to beat giant Serena and nice Venus Williams. Not accidental!

Anagram: Julian Lofts; Photo: Marianne Bevis

Patty Duke has died

(dlisted)

Patty Duke has died = Death upset a kiddy

(by Julian Lofts)

Supreme Court Deadlock Upholds Win for Unions in Fees Case

(NECN)

Photo: Emily Mills

Supreme Court Deadlock Upholds Win for Unions in Fees Case = Oh, weakened pissed off pols' conundrum cause ironic result

(by Russ Atkinson)

Death toll in Pakistan Easter suicide attack climbs past 70

(Washington Post)

Photo: CH.RASHID

Death toll in Pakistan Easter suicide attack climbs = A satanic blast mutilates the picknickers; a lot died

(by Jason Lofts)

Woman tracks down sperm donor and marries him

(MSN)

Woman tracks down the sperm's donor and marries him = Momma narrows down DNA; corners kid's pa, tethers him.

(by Russ Atkinson)

In Pakistan, Taliban's Easter bombing targets, kills scores of Christians

(CNN)

Photo: Daily Excelsior

The Christian Easter Festival = Fiesta reveals the AntiChrist

(by Julian Lofts)

The Rolling Stones Perform in Cuba for the First Time

(Vulture)

The Rolling Stones (Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood, and Charlie Watts) perform in Cuba at last = Starring meant Bacardi with coke, fat elephantine cigars, mojitos, drugs, lithe whores and rock 'n roll.

(by Julian Lofts)

Republicans Cruz, Trump spar over tabloid charges of affair

(Reuters)

Photo: T.J. Hawk

Who are the top Casanova candidates in the USA elections? 1. Donald Trump 2. Ted Cruz 3. Marco Rubio 4. Bill Clinton

=

1. Cad. Vile butt toucher. Incest? (a lie!) 2. Cad. Lothario, stud 3. Cad. Paramour 4. Cad. Nonstop womanizer. Hellbent on sin.

(by Julian Lofts)

Rolling Stones to give free concert in Havana, Cuba

(Al Jazeera)

Photo: Orient´Adicta

The Rolling Stones are appearing in Cuba ~ preparing sensational celebration, ugh!

(by Julian Lofts)

Microsoft deletes 'teen girl' AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot

(The Daily Telegraph)

Illustration: PROJurgen Appelo

Microsoft deletes 'teen girl' AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot = Female bot goes loco at once; the girlie is evil extremist firebrand tart.

(by Russ Atkinson)

President Obama Dances Tango in Argentina

(Yahoo!)

President Obama Dances Tango in Argentina = An ace man abroad, doing steps. Entertaining!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Johan Cruyff and his sacred principles leave eternal marks on football

(The Daily Telegraph)

Photo: Sławek

The famous Hendrik Johannes Cruyff turn = This confused Frankfurt journeymen. Hah!

(by Julian Lofts)

Caught in the act: Rare panda mating filmed at Vienna zoo

(Yahoo!)

Caught in the act: Rare panda mating filmed at Vienna zoo = I having an unprecedented zoom at a fat animal act, right?

(by Aronas Pinchas)

How babies deal with angry adults!

(The Times of India)

Photo: Benny B. Photography

How babies deal with angry adults! = Trouble washing - he always bit dad!

(by Mark McNamara)

Khalid and Brahim el-Bakraoui named as suicide bombers behind Brussels attacks

(The Independent)

Coward brothers Khalid and Brahim el-Bakraoui = Drastic horrid war. "Bomb!" He oinked, "Allahu Akbar!"

(by Greig Templeton)

Brussels Attacks

(The New York Times)

Photo: Valentina Calà

Brussels, the capital of Belgium = IS places bomb... futile slaughter

(by David Bourke)

Brussels Under Attack - Explosions Rip Through Airport And Metro Station

(Yahoo!)

Photo: CREDITS

Brussels Under Attack = Cursed blasts! Take run!

(by Aronas Pinchas)

Obama Meets With Cuba's Raul Castro

(ABC News)

Photo: IIP Photo Archive

President Barack Obama meets President Raul Castro = Americans propose trade talks - made Cubans bitterer

(by Julian Lofts)