The Anagram Times

Monday, April 4, 2016

Blue Origin's reusable rocket just stuck its third landing

(Wired)

Blue Origin's reusable rocket = Eek, our burner goes ballistic!

(by Julian Lofts)

Saturday, April 2, 2016

International Pillow Fight Day - in pictures

(The Guardian)

Valentine's Day Pillow Fight, too Many Photos, Cell Phone, Watchers, Distracted Players

Photo: Lynn Friedman

International Pillow Fight Day ~ today - infantile wallop, hit, grin!

(by Julian Lofts)

Thursday, March 31, 2016

'Quite simply, one of the true comedy greats': Ronnie Corbett dies, aged 85

(The Daily Telegraph)

Ronnie Corbett has died = One nice short Brit dead = Ace short Briton indeed!

(Anagram: Julian Lofts; Photo: Sean James Cameron)

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Meldonium: the drug that got Maria Sharapova suspended from tennis

(Kpax)

The top Russian tennis player Sharapova's symptoms include: "Some immune deficiency, abnormal EKG results, diabetes indicators, low magnesium, and asthenia." = Yes, so any euphemism for punk gamesmanship. Meldonium prescribed to assist loud shyster Maria to beat giant Serena and nice Venus Williams. Not accidental!

Anagram: Julian Lofts; Photo: Marianne Bevis

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Patty Duke has died

(dlisted)

Patty Duke has died = Death upset a kiddy

(by Julian Lofts)

Supreme Court Deadlock Upholds Win for Unions in Fees Case

(NECN)

Anti-Walker, anti-union busting protests

Photo: Emily Mills

Supreme Court Deadlock Upholds Win for Unions in Fees Case = Oh, weakened pissed off pols' conundrum cause ironic result

(by Russ Atkinson)

Monday, March 28, 2016

Death toll in Pakistan Easter suicide attack climbs past 70

(Washington Post)

Tears for Brussels however not Pakistan: How celebs and politicians (didn’t) react to Lahore attack

Photo: CH.RASHID

Death toll in Pakistan Easter suicide attack climbs = A satanic blast mutilates the picknickers; a lot died

(by Jason Lofts)

Woman tracks down sperm donor and marries him

(MSN)

Woman tracks down the sperm's donor and marries him = Momma narrows down DNA; corners kid's pa, tethers him.

(by Russ Atkinson)

In Pakistan, Taliban's Easter bombing targets, kills scores of Christians

(CNN)

Pakistani rescuers and officials gather at a bomb blast site in Lahore on Sunday.

Photo: Daily Excelsior

The Christian Easter Festival = Fiesta reveals the AntiChrist

(by Julian Lofts)

Sunday, March 27, 2016

The Rolling Stones Perform in Cuba for the First Time

(Vulture)

The Rolling Stones (Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood, and Charlie Watts) perform in Cuba at last = Starring meant Bacardi with coke, fat elephantine cigars, mojitos, drugs, lithe whores and rock 'n roll.

(by Julian Lofts)

Saturday, March 26, 2016

Republicans Cruz, Trump spar over tabloid charges of affair

(Reuters)

Lying Ted Cruz and Bigot Donald Trump The Real Republican Party comes to Light

Photo: T.J. Hawk

Who are the top Casanova candidates in the USA elections?
1. Donald Trump
2. Ted Cruz
3. Marco Rubio
4. Bill Clinton

1. Cad. Vile butt toucher. Incest? (a lie!)
2. Cad. Lothario, stud
3. Cad. Paramour
4. Cad. Nonstop womanizer. Hellbent on sin.

(by Julian Lofts)

Friday, March 25, 2016

Rolling Stones to give free concert in Havana, Cuba

(Al Jazeera)

Photo: Orient´Adicta

The Rolling Stones are appearing in Cuba ~ preparing sensational celebration, ugh!

(by Julian Lofts)

Microsoft deletes 'teen girl' AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot

(The Daily Telegraph)

Illustration: PROJurgen Appelo

Microsoft deletes 'teen girl' AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot = Female bot goes loco at once; the girlie is evil extremist firebrand tart.

(by Russ Atkinson)