Scientists find no trace of Neanderthal Y-chromosomes in modern humans

(Christian Science Monitor)

Scientists find no trace of Neanderthal Y-chromosomes in modern humans = Seems it's in the manic con-man, fishy, coarse front-runner, The Donald. Dooms!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Cartoon: Mike Luckovich

The rise of Donald Trump is a terrifying moment in American politics

(Vox)

The rise of Donald Trump is a terrifying moment in American politics = If president (POTUS), moronic man is in charge of military. Detrimental!

Anagram: Jason Lofts

D-Day veteran proposes to childhood sweetheart

(The Independent)

The love story to end all love stories. Roy Vickerman and Nora Jackson called off their wedding in 1946 but were reunited when Roy called Graham Torrington's BBC radio show. Now, 70 years on, they're going to get married.

Posted by BBC Midlands Today on Monday, April 4, 2016

D-Day veteran proposes to childhood sweetheart = Very old, stooped chap to wed his dearest on earth

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Donald Trump Throws A Tantrum And Accuses Ted Cruz Of Illegal Activity In Wisconsin

(PoliticusUSA)

Donald Trump Throws A Tantrum And Accuses Ted Cruz Of Illegal Activity In Wisconsin = Crazy Presidential candidate sworn that rival's misconduct got unlawful miscount

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey

People Can't Stop Vandalizing Donald Trump's Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

(Vanity Fair)

People Can't Stop Vandalizing Donald Trump's Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame = All Nazi swastikas left on top happen to tell much of a proven dodgy worm, Donald

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Illustration: DonkeyHotey)

Panama Papers: Mossack Fonseca leak reveals elite's tax havens

(BBC)

The Panama Papers = Phat names appear

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: Christopher Dombres)

Reykjavik, Iceland shown in video ad as Rhode Island capital

(MSN)

Reykjavik, Iceland shown in video ad as Rhode Island capital = Oh, ad lady pilloried, sacked when R.I. is a Scandinavian TV joke.

(Anagram: Russ Atkinson)

Could It Be That Vladimir Putin and Wendi Deng Are in Love?

(Vanity Fair)

Businesswoman Wendi Deng's three most prestigious sweethearts
1. Rupert Murdoch
2. Tony Blair
3. Vladimir Putin
=
1. Very old media mogul (now that's gross!)
2. An unctuous British Prime Minister (dweeb)
3. The Russian President (twerp).

Anagram: Julian Lofts; Photo: orionpozo

Transcript: Donald Trump interview with Bob Woodward and Robert Costa

(Washington Post)

Transcript: Donald Trump interview with Bob Woodward and Robert Costa = A window into abhorrent twirp's drivel, dumb rot, and bad-to-worst crap, etc!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Blue Origin's reusable rocket just stuck its third landing

(Wired)

Blue Origin's reusable rocket = Eek, our burner goes ballistic!

(by Julian Lofts)

International Pillow Fight Day - in pictures

(The Guardian)

Photo: Lynn Friedman

International Pillow Fight Day ~ today - infantile wallop, hit, grin!

(by Julian Lofts)

'Quite simply, one of the true comedy greats': Ronnie Corbett dies, aged 85

(The Daily Telegraph)

Ronnie Corbett has died = One nice short Brit dead = Ace short Briton indeed!

(Anagram: Julian Lofts; Photo: Sean James Cameron)

Meldonium: the drug that got Maria Sharapova suspended from tennis

(Kpax)

The top Russian tennis player Sharapova's symptoms include: "Some immune deficiency, abnormal EKG results, diabetes indicators, low magnesium, and asthenia." = Yes, so any euphemism for punk gamesmanship. Meldonium prescribed to assist loud shyster Maria to beat giant Serena and nice Venus Williams. Not accidental!

Anagram: Julian Lofts; Photo: Marianne Bevis

Patty Duke has died

(dlisted)

Patty Duke has died = Death upset a kiddy

(by Julian Lofts)

Supreme Court Deadlock Upholds Win for Unions in Fees Case

(NECN)

Photo: Emily Mills

Supreme Court Deadlock Upholds Win for Unions in Fees Case = Oh, weakened pissed off pols' conundrum cause ironic result

(by Russ Atkinson)

Death toll in Pakistan Easter suicide attack climbs past 70

(Washington Post)

Photo: CH.RASHID

Death toll in Pakistan Easter suicide attack climbs = A satanic blast mutilates the picknickers; a lot died

(by Jason Lofts)

Woman tracks down sperm donor and marries him

(MSN)

Woman tracks down the sperm's donor and marries him = Momma narrows down DNA; corners kid's pa, tethers him.

(by Russ Atkinson)

In Pakistan, Taliban's Easter bombing targets, kills scores of Christians

(CNN)

Photo: Daily Excelsior

The Christian Easter Festival = Fiesta reveals the AntiChrist

(by Julian Lofts)

The Rolling Stones Perform in Cuba for the First Time

(Vulture)

The Rolling Stones (Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ronnie Wood, and Charlie Watts) perform in Cuba at last = Starring meant Bacardi with coke, fat elephantine cigars, mojitos, drugs, lithe whores and rock 'n roll.

(by Julian Lofts)

Republicans Cruz, Trump spar over tabloid charges of affair

(Reuters)

Photo: T.J. Hawk

Who are the top Casanova candidates in the USA elections? 1. Donald Trump 2. Ted Cruz 3. Marco Rubio 4. Bill Clinton

=

1. Cad. Vile butt toucher. Incest? (a lie!) 2. Cad. Lothario, stud 3. Cad. Paramour 4. Cad. Nonstop womanizer. Hellbent on sin.

(by Julian Lofts)