The Bunyadi: London gets its first naked restaurant = Featuring randy nudists that dine on steak, lobster... = Bistrot feeds nudes trying a natural diet. No thanks!
Anagram: Jason Lofts, Photo: Thomas Hawk
Thursday, April 21, 2016
The Bunyadi: London gets its first naked restaurant
(The Week)
The Bunyadi: London gets its first naked restaurant = Featuring randy nudists that dine on steak, lobster... = Bistrot feeds nudes trying a natural diet. No thanks!
The Bunyadi: London gets its first naked restaurant = Featuring randy nudists that dine on steak, lobster... = Bistrot feeds nudes trying a natural diet. No thanks!
Wednesday, April 20, 2016
Six ex-'Apprentice' stars to disavow Donald Trump for his 'anti-American' campaign
(New York Daily News)
Six ex-'Apprentice' stars to disavow Donald Trump for his 'anti-American' campaign = Paranoid pig's rot saw putrid sexism, racism, toxic hate, and rampant fan violence!
Six ex-'Apprentice' stars to disavow Donald Trump for his 'anti-American' campaign = Paranoid pig's rot saw putrid sexism, racism, toxic hate, and rampant fan violence!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Tuesday, April 19, 2016
At Israeli brewery, last sip of beer Jesus might have drunk
(MSN)
At Israeli brewery, last sip of beer Jesus might have drunk = I hear Jewish guys taste rare bible drink; flavor upsets me.
At Israeli brewery, last sip of beer Jesus might have drunk = I hear Jewish guys taste rare bible drink; flavor upsets me.
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Monday, April 18, 2016
Trump's campaign may see some fallout from its fight with the RNC
(CNN)
Trump's campaign may see some fallout from its fight with the RNC = In truth, creepy mogul is a fast-scoffing mammoth wimp that leers!
Trump's campaign may see some fallout from its fight with the RNC = In truth, creepy mogul is a fast-scoffing mammoth wimp that leers!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Sunday, April 17, 2016
Couple Sits On Bench
(Huffington Post)
Couple sits on bench. After a while they got up = Scene's nice: the two photograph beautifully
Couple sits on bench. After a while they got up = Scene's nice: the two photograph beautifully
Anagram: Robert Jordan, Photo: British High Commission
Trump's foreign policy alarms the world
(The Sun Daily)
Trump's foreign policy alarms the world = Cipher for "Troglodyte plans Muslim war"
Trump's foreign policy alarms the world = Cipher for "Troglodyte plans Muslim war"
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Friday, April 15, 2016
Mars Food tells customers to go easy on the pasta sauce
(Daily Mail)
Mars Food tells customers to go easy on the pasta sauce = To analyse: Seems too processed, too much salt, sugar, fat
Mars Food tells customers to go easy on the pasta sauce = To analyse: Seems too processed, too much salt, sugar, fat
Anagram: Jason Lofts, Photo: wazabees
Bernie Sanders attacks capitalism during trip to Vatican
(USA Today)
Bernie Sanders attacks capitalism during trip to Vatican = "A decadent vice, sir! Trump's a stinking baron capitalist rat!"
Bernie Sanders attacks capitalism during trip to Vatican = "A decadent vice, sir! Trump's a stinking baron capitalist rat!"
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Godzilla-Like Marine Iguana Filmed Foraging In The Waters Of The Galapagos Islands
(IFLScience)
Photographer Steve Winkworth captures this Godzilla-like marine iguana underwater ~ or whenever a Galapagos lizard lurks in the ocean we think it's a turgid whopper, I mutter.
Photographer Steve Winkworth captures this Godzilla-like marine iguana underwater ~ or whenever a Galapagos lizard lurks in the ocean we think it's a turgid whopper, I mutter.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Wednesday, April 13, 2016
Colourful 'vomit-like' Australian $5 note unveiled
(MSN)
Colourful 'vomit-like' Australian currency unveiled = "Anomalous ickier fiver unloved, uncultural," I let cry
Colourful 'vomit-like' Australian currency unveiled = "Anomalous ickier fiver unloved, uncultural," I let cry
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Inky the Octopus escapes from the National Aquarium of New Zealand
(ABC News)
Inky the Octopus escapes from the National Aquarium of New Zealand = Ha, fit male cephalopod squeezes out of tank, now in marine sanctuary!
Inky the Octopus escapes from the National Aquarium of New Zealand = Ha, fit male cephalopod squeezes out of tank, now in marine sanctuary!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Tuesday, April 12, 2016
The Conservatives - We are the Nasty Party
(Huffington Post)
The Conservatives - We are the nasty party = Yet investors cheat peasantry whatever
The Conservatives - We are the nasty party = Yet investors cheat peasantry whatever
Anagram: Robert Jordan, Image: Teacher Dude
MTV Movie Awards: Melissa McCarthy makes history as first woman to win Comedic Genius Award
(Entertainment Weekly)
The obese comedian Melissa Ann McCarthy = Tenably, she's an immense comedic actor. Ha!
The obese comedian Melissa Ann McCarthy = Tenably, she's an immense comedic actor. Ha!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Monday, April 11, 2016
The Archbishop of Canterbury learns his real father was Churchill's private secretary
(BBC)
The Archbishop of Canterbury, the Most Reverend Justin Welby ~ frets, overwhelmed by paternity. Ha, he's just not born cherubic!
The Archbishop of Canterbury, the Most Reverend Justin Welby ~ frets, overwhelmed by paternity. Ha, he's just not born cherubic!
Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: IMF
Cubans facing beer shortage as thirsty American tourists put island's main brewery under strain
(The Independent)
Cubans facing beer shortage as thirsty American tourists put island's main brewery under strain = Sunny Caribbean country (its rum is rather grand) has amber deficit as transient US topers swig ale
Cubans facing beer shortage as thirsty American tourists put island's main brewery under strain = Sunny Caribbean country (its rum is rather grand) has amber deficit as transient US topers swig ale
Anagram: Jason Lofts, Photo: lezumbalaberenjena
Sunday, April 10, 2016
Entire Batcave recreated from scratch using LEGOs
(MSN)
Entire Batcave recreated from scratch using LEGOs = Venturer crafts garish, elegant, comic, secret abode
Entire Batcave recreated from scratch using LEGOs = Venturer crafts garish, elegant, comic, secret abode
Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Photo: Dan Glasure
Nude painting of Donald Trump goes on display in London
(The Daily Telegraph)
Nude portrait "Make America Great Again" = A tragic dream - peek at a miniature organ
Nude portrait "Make America Great Again" = A tragic dream - peek at a miniature organ
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Saturday, April 9, 2016
Bernie Sanders Wins Wyoming Democratic Caucuses
(The New York Times)
Bernie Sanders wins Wyoming Democratic caucuses = By now, me securing success worries main candidate.
Bernie Sanders wins Wyoming Democratic caucuses = By now, me securing success worries main candidate.
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey
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