Obama's cold peace is right goal for Middle East

(The Arizona Republic)

United States of America = Refuse action at Mid-East

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Tully: A doctor's diagnosis: Donald Trump is a bully

(Indianapolis Star)

Tully: A doctor's diagnosis: Donald Trump is a bully = Plus loud idiot's incurably mad and totally gross!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Photo: Mike Licht

Leicester City stand on the brink of a remarkable Premier League title... but who are the men behind their success?

(Daily Mail)

A List of Some of the Managers/Coaches of the English Premier League Football Clubs 1. Arsene Wenger 2. (Sir Alex Ferguson followed by) the Netherlands' Louis van Gaal 3. Jose Mourinho 4. Jurgen Klopp 5. Sam Allardyce 6. Terry McDermott 7. Slaven Bilic 8. Kenny Jackett 9. Paul Lambert 10. Claudio Ranieri 11. Mauricio Pochettino

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Some are foreign or not 1. Arsenal 2. Man U (hah, a stupid joke - poor performance) 3. Chelsea (he just left - has megalomania, OK) 4. LFC 5. Spurs 6. Newcastle 7. Hammers 8. Wolves 9. Blackburn Rovers 10. Leicester City (jubilantly excel, leading the tough competition) 11. Sunderland (a bloody terrible failure! Gloomily facing relegation?)

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Donald Trump denies allegations he raped teenage girl at convicted paedophile's sex party

(The Herald)

Is Donald Trump a clandestine paedophile? = A child, teen? I'm appalled, astounded! Prison?

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Donald Trump: If Hillary Clinton were a man she would get less than five per cent of vote

(The Daily Telegraph)

Donald Trump: If Hillary Clinton were a man she would get less than five per cent of vote = Those mean words tell much of one infernally rotten, well-depraved, fat chauvinist pig!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Italy Uncovers Islamist Plot to Attack Vatican and Israeli Embassy

(Newsweek)

Italy has uncovered an Islamist plot to attack the Vatican = Very vicious plan: latest task - attain death to Catholic man

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas, Photo: Christopher Lance

Ted Cruz names Carly Fiorina as VP pick

(CNN)

Ted Cruz names Carly Fiorina as VP pick = First, a crazy rival...second, pickup name?

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Illustration: TJ Hawk

University of Washington Cheerleading Squad Slammed for Poster with Body Requirements

(People)

University of Washington cheerleading squad slammed for poster with body requirements = Quest for tender maidens in gym shorts. Prerequisites: 'beachy glow', 'hair down', 'volume' and 'fit'

Anagram: Jason Lofts, Poster: UW

Start preparing for Donald Trump to become the Republican nominee

(Deutsche Welle)

"Donald J. Trump is the very definition of the American success story, continually setting the standards of excellence in business, real estate and entertainment"^* = This Republican nominee contender is an utterly moronic, inveterate sexist, a detested, ghastly, daft man just full of hysterical nonsense and racist tendencies
^* from Donald Trump's website

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FBI won't reveal method for cracking San Bernardino iPhone

(Washington Post)

FBI won't reveal method for cracking San Bernardino iPhone = Now, no one receives plan, for it might backfire hard on brand

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Why Elizabeth Warren Would Have More Clout As Hillary Clinton's VP

(Huffington Post)

Why Elizabeth Warren Would Have More Clout As Hillary Clinton's VP = An all-clever whiz, power-woman should thus ably nail victory there?

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Cruz and Kasich take on Trump

(US News & World Report)

Cruz and Kasich take on Trump = Men's pact: run, kick out hazard.

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One part Nixon, two parts Wallace: Donald Trump represents the worst of a bygone America

(Salon)

One part Nixon, two parts Wallace: Donald Trump represents the worst of a bygone America = Nasty rodent repeats pattern now: Xenophobic megalomaniac lusts after warlord power.

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Boehner wants Paul Ryan for president

(MSN)

Boehner wants Paul Ryan for president = Say, power baron lined up fresh entrant

Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Illustration: T.J. Hawk

Prince Dead At 57

(TMZ)

Prince is dead = I ascended. RIP.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Illustration: G Ross

Alton Towers owner facing huge fine after pleading guilty over Smiler crash

(St. Helens Star)

Alton Towers = Lot to answer

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The Bunyadi: London gets its first naked restaurant

(The Week)

The Bunyadi: London gets its first naked restaurant = Featuring randy nudists that dine on steak, lobster... = Bistrot feeds nudes trying a natural diet. No thanks!

Anagram: Jason Lofts, Photo: Thomas Hawk

Six ex-'Apprentice' stars to disavow Donald Trump for his 'anti-American' campaign

(New York Daily News)

Six ex-'Apprentice' stars to disavow Donald Trump for his 'anti-American' campaign = Paranoid pig's rot saw putrid sexism, racism, toxic hate, and rampant fan violence!

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At Israeli brewery, last sip of beer Jesus might have drunk

(MSN)

At Israeli brewery, last sip of beer Jesus might have drunk = I hear Jewish guys taste rare bible drink; flavor upsets me.

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Trump's campaign may see some fallout from its fight with the RNC

(CNN)

Trump's campaign may see some fallout from its fight with the RNC = In truth, creepy mogul is a fast-scoffing mammoth wimp that leers!

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