Russian 'eternal flame' replaced by cardboard painting

(BBC)

Russian 'eternal flame' replaced by cardboard painting = A grand, true, symbolic fire can't end! A paper is real bland!

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If Donald Trump Were a Woman, He'd Have Zero Percent of the Vote

(Rolling Stone)

If Donald Trump Were a Woman, He'd Have Zero Percent of the Vote = What? I hope we never do vote for the crazed female "Donna Trump".

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Protest Turns Violent at Trump Rally

(ABC News)

Protest Turns Violent at Trump Rally = Plan: start Trump revolution. Let's try!

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Can Donald Trump really win the White House?

(Quartz)

President of the United States of America = I'd restate: Trump office set in stone ahead.

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Obama's cold peace is right goal for Middle East

(The Arizona Republic)

United States of America = Refuse action at Mid-East

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Tully: A doctor's diagnosis: Donald Trump is a bully

(Indianapolis Star)

Tully: A doctor's diagnosis: Donald Trump is a bully = Plus loud idiot's incurably mad and totally gross!

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Leicester City stand on the brink of a remarkable Premier League title... but who are the men behind their success?

(Daily Mail)

A List of Some of the Managers/Coaches of the English Premier League Football Clubs 1. Arsene Wenger 2. (Sir Alex Ferguson followed by) the Netherlands' Louis van Gaal 3. Jose Mourinho 4. Jurgen Klopp 5. Sam Allardyce 6. Terry McDermott 7. Slaven Bilic 8. Kenny Jackett 9. Paul Lambert 10. Claudio Ranieri 11. Mauricio Pochettino

=

Some are foreign or not 1. Arsenal 2. Man U (hah, a stupid joke - poor performance) 3. Chelsea (he just left - has megalomania, OK) 4. LFC 5. Spurs 6. Newcastle 7. Hammers 8. Wolves 9. Blackburn Rovers 10. Leicester City (jubilantly excel, leading the tough competition) 11. Sunderland (a bloody terrible failure! Gloomily facing relegation?)

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Donald Trump denies allegations he raped teenage girl at convicted paedophile's sex party

(The Herald)

Is Donald Trump a clandestine paedophile? = A child, teen? I'm appalled, astounded! Prison?

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Donald Trump: If Hillary Clinton were a man she would get less than five per cent of vote

(The Daily Telegraph)

Donald Trump: If Hillary Clinton were a man she would get less than five per cent of vote = Those mean words tell much of one infernally rotten, well-depraved, fat chauvinist pig!

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Italy Uncovers Islamist Plot to Attack Vatican and Israeli Embassy

(Newsweek)

Italy has uncovered an Islamist plot to attack the Vatican = Very vicious plan: latest task - attain death to Catholic man

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Ted Cruz names Carly Fiorina as VP pick

(CNN)

Ted Cruz names Carly Fiorina as VP pick = First, a crazy rival...second, pickup name?

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University of Washington Cheerleading Squad Slammed for Poster with Body Requirements

(People)

University of Washington cheerleading squad slammed for poster with body requirements = Quest for tender maidens in gym shorts. Prerequisites: 'beachy glow', 'hair down', 'volume' and 'fit'

Anagram: Jason Lofts, Poster: UW

Start preparing for Donald Trump to become the Republican nominee

(Deutsche Welle)

"Donald J. Trump is the very definition of the American success story, continually setting the standards of excellence in business, real estate and entertainment"^* = This Republican nominee contender is an utterly moronic, inveterate sexist, a detested, ghastly, daft man just full of hysterical nonsense and racist tendencies
^* from Donald Trump's website

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FBI won't reveal method for cracking San Bernardino iPhone

(Washington Post)

FBI won't reveal method for cracking San Bernardino iPhone = Now, no one receives plan, for it might backfire hard on brand

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Why Elizabeth Warren Would Have More Clout As Hillary Clinton's VP

(Huffington Post)

Why Elizabeth Warren Would Have More Clout As Hillary Clinton's VP = An all-clever whiz, power-woman should thus ably nail victory there?

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Cruz and Kasich take on Trump

(US News & World Report)

Cruz and Kasich take on Trump = Men's pact: run, kick out hazard.

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One part Nixon, two parts Wallace: Donald Trump represents the worst of a bygone America

(Salon)

One part Nixon, two parts Wallace: Donald Trump represents the worst of a bygone America = Nasty rodent repeats pattern now: Xenophobic megalomaniac lusts after warlord power.

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Boehner wants Paul Ryan for president

(MSN)

Boehner wants Paul Ryan for president = Say, power baron lined up fresh entrant

Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Illustration: T.J. Hawk

Prince Dead At 57

(TMZ)

Prince is dead = I ascended. RIP.

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Alton Towers owner facing huge fine after pleading guilty over Smiler crash

(St. Helens Star)

Alton Towers = Lot to answer

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