Man takes sex doll home to meet his parents after he mistakes her for an 'angel' = As menfolk agree to meet: "Let's examine her part naked." Oh, that fisherman's loss!
Anagram: Dharam Khalsa, Photo: Facebook
Tuesday, May 3, 2016
Man takes sex doll home to meet his parents after he mistakes her for an "angel"
(Raw Story)
Man takes sex doll home to meet his parents after he mistakes her for an 'angel' = As menfolk agree to meet: "Let's examine her part naked." Oh, that fisherman's loss!
Man takes sex doll home to meet his parents after he mistakes her for an 'angel' = As menfolk agree to meet: "Let's examine her part naked." Oh, that fisherman's loss!
Donald Trump Accuses Ted Cruz's Father of Associating With Kennedy Assassin
(The New York Times)
Donald Trump Accuses Ted Cruz's Father of Associating With Kennedy Assassin = That snarky US cuss recognizes said dad in Oswald street pic. Fun fact? No shame!
Donald Trump Accuses Ted Cruz's Father of Associating With Kennedy Assassin = That snarky US cuss recognizes said dad in Oswald street pic. Fun fact? No shame!
Anagram: Dharam Khalsa
Monday, May 2, 2016
Trump The Fainthearted
(Daily Caller)
Trump The Fainthearted = Imprudent fat threat, eh?
Trump The Fainthearted = Imprudent fat threat, eh?
Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Who has better odds to win the White House, Trump or Clinton?
(NJ.com)
My apologies = GOP: I may lose
My apologies = GOP: I may loseDemocratic nominee = Nice dream to come in
A Donald Trump ticket = Talk Democrat, pundit!
Donald Trump's supporters = Lord! Spur up damn protests!
Donald Trump's real chances = Crap. Much later, end and loss.
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: Yanito Freminoshi
Weasel shuts down Large Hadron Collider
(Christian Science Monitor)
Weasel shuts down Large Hadron Collider = Result: doing research had all slowed now
Weasel shuts down Large Hadron Collider = Result: doing research had all slowed now
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Har Gobind Singh Khalsa
Sunday, May 1, 2016
Probability we're the only intelligent life ever? Really low, say astronomers
(Christian Science Monitor)
Probability we're the only intelligent life ever? Really low, say astronomers = Well, sir, we've yet really no probability theory of little green aliens on Mars!
Probability we're the only intelligent life ever? Really low, say astronomers = Well, sir, we've yet really no probability theory of little green aliens on Mars!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Photo: clement127
Five Years After Bin Laden's Death, What's Changed?
(NBC News)
Osama bin Laden = 's one bad animal = Bad ol' man in sea
Osama bin Laden = 's one bad animal = Bad ol' man in sea
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Illustration: Surian Soosay
Clinton: Don't let progress fall to Trump
(Washington Post)
Clinton: Don't let progress fall to Trump = Polls tell: strong Democrat put in front
Clinton: Don't let progress fall to Trump = Polls tell: strong Democrat put in front
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey
For Obama's final correspondents' dinner, the obvious targets: Trump, Cruz and himself
(Washington Post)
The White House Correspondents' Dinner = The President, our chosen winner, hosted
The White House Correspondents' Dinner = The President, our chosen winner, hosted
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Trump's ex-wife used to tell friends about his erectile dysfunction
(deathandtaxesmag)
Trump's ex-wife used to tell her friends about his erectile dysfunction = I/We conclude it seems hurt bride reported he's sexually unfit (not stiff)
Trump's ex-wife used to tell her friends about his erectile dysfunction = I/We conclude it seems hurt bride reported he's sexually unfit (not stiff)
Anagram: Jason Lofts, Photo: PROGage Skidmore
Saturday, April 30, 2016
What It's Like to Write Jokes for President Obama
(The New York Times)
What It's Like to Write Jokes for President Obama = Work hard; smart wit is OK, tiniest jape too feeble.
What It's Like to Write Jokes for President Obama = Work hard; smart wit is OK, tiniest jape too feeble.
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
White House 2016: Clinton Gears Up for Trump in Fall Race
(The New York Times)
Who should be voted in as the American President? = One best case: I wish I don't have Donald Trump here! = Top name Clinton deserves a hard White House bid = Hard to choose a super mind between the invalids!
Who should be voted in as the American President? = One best case: I wish I don't have Donald Trump here! = Top name Clinton deserves a hard White House bid = Hard to choose a super mind between the invalids!
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Firefighters Rescue Cops Stuck In Elevator
(MSN)
Firefighters Rescue Cops Stuck In Elevator = Greater stuff: service heros unstick police
Firefighters Rescue Cops Stuck In Elevator = Greater stuff: service heros unstick police
Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Photo: CBS Interactive
Russian 'eternal flame' replaced by cardboard painting
(BBC)
Russian 'eternal flame' replaced by cardboard painting = A grand, true, symbolic fire can't end! A paper is real bland!
Russian 'eternal flame' replaced by cardboard painting = A grand, true, symbolic fire can't end! A paper is real bland!
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Vitaly Nevar / Novy Kaliningrad
Friday, April 29, 2016
If Donald Trump Were a Woman, He'd Have Zero Percent of the Vote
(Rolling Stone)
If Donald Trump Were a Woman, He'd Have Zero Percent of the Vote = What? I hope we never do vote for the crazed female "Donna Trump".
If Donald Trump Were a Woman, He'd Have Zero Percent of the Vote = What? I hope we never do vote for the crazed female "Donna Trump".
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: misery722
Protest Turns Violent at Trump Rally
(ABC News)
Protest Turns Violent at Trump Rally = Plan: start Trump revolution. Let's try!
Protest Turns Violent at Trump Rally = Plan: start Trump revolution. Let's try!
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: Yanito Freminoshi
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