'Start Me Up', the great rock anthem of the Rolling Stones, is not available ~ to that vile troll Trump. Gent's an abomination! Asshole! The fecker rages.
Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: Brandon Carson
Thursday, May 5, 2016
Rolling Stones ban Donald Trump from using their songs after he plays Start Me Up
(The Daily Telegraph)
'Start Me Up', the great rock anthem of the Rolling Stones, is not available ~ to that vile troll Trump. Gent's an abomination! Asshole! The fecker rages.
'Start Me Up', the great rock anthem of the Rolling Stones, is not available ~ to that vile troll Trump. Gent's an abomination! Asshole! The fecker rages.
Obama commutes prison sentences of 58 people
(Reuters)
Obama commutes prison sentences of fifty-eight people = Happy cons, top enemies commit felonies, but go free fast!
Obama commutes prison sentences of fifty-eight people = Happy cons, top enemies commit felonies, but go free fast!
Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Photo: Pete Toscano
Wednesday, May 4, 2016
Kasich ends GOP presidential bid
(USA Today)
Kasich ends GOP presidential bid = Aspiring path is blocked, is ended = He did disappoint single backers
Kasich ends GOP presidential bid = Aspiring path is blocked, is ended = He did disappoint single backers
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: ProgressOhio
'Toxic stew of hatred': Elizabeth Warren excoriates Donald Trump
(ABC News)
'Toxic stew of hatred': Elizabeth Warren excoriates Donald Trump = "I am well aware of that crazed, sexist, xenophobic, rotten, red turd"
'Toxic stew of hatred': Elizabeth Warren excoriates Donald Trump = "I am well aware of that crazed, sexist, xenophobic, rotten, red turd"
Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Ted Cruz Suspends His Campaign for President
(The New York Times)
Ted Cruz Suspends His Campaign for President = Trump seized GOP, and press finds such certain
Ted Cruz Suspends His Campaign for President = Trump seized GOP, and press finds such certain
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Tuesday, May 3, 2016
Donald Trump: Presumptive GOP nominee; Sanders takes Indiana
(CNN)
Donald Trump, the presumptive GOP nominee = I prevented! He put up simple monogram: DON T.
Donald Trump, the presumptive GOP nominee = I prevented! He put up simple monogram: DON T.
DON T is short for Donald Trump; also it spells "don't"
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Devon Christopher Adams
Man takes sex doll home to meet his parents after he mistakes her for an "angel"
(Raw Story)
Man takes sex doll home to meet his parents after he mistakes her for an 'angel' = As menfolk agree to meet: "Let's examine her part naked." Oh, that fisherman's loss!
Man takes sex doll home to meet his parents after he mistakes her for an 'angel' = As menfolk agree to meet: "Let's examine her part naked." Oh, that fisherman's loss!
Anagram: Dharam Khalsa, Photo: Facebook
Donald Trump Accuses Ted Cruz's Father of Associating With Kennedy Assassin
(The New York Times)
Donald Trump Accuses Ted Cruz's Father of Associating With Kennedy Assassin = That snarky US cuss recognizes said dad in Oswald street pic. Fun fact? No shame!
Donald Trump Accuses Ted Cruz's Father of Associating With Kennedy Assassin = That snarky US cuss recognizes said dad in Oswald street pic. Fun fact? No shame!
Anagram: Dharam Khalsa
Monday, May 2, 2016
Trump The Fainthearted
(Daily Caller)
Trump The Fainthearted = Imprudent fat threat, eh?
Trump The Fainthearted = Imprudent fat threat, eh?
Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Who has better odds to win the White House, Trump or Clinton?
(NJ.com)
My apologies = GOP: I may lose
My apologies = GOP: I may loseDemocratic nominee = Nice dream to come in
A Donald Trump ticket = Talk Democrat, pundit!
Donald Trump's supporters = Lord! Spur up damn protests!
Donald Trump's real chances = Crap. Much later, end and loss.
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: Yanito Freminoshi
Weasel shuts down Large Hadron Collider
(Christian Science Monitor)
Weasel shuts down Large Hadron Collider = Result: doing research had all slowed now
Weasel shuts down Large Hadron Collider = Result: doing research had all slowed now
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Har Gobind Singh Khalsa
Sunday, May 1, 2016
Probability we're the only intelligent life ever? Really low, say astronomers
(Christian Science Monitor)
Probability we're the only intelligent life ever? Really low, say astronomers = Well, sir, we've yet really no probability theory of little green aliens on Mars!
Probability we're the only intelligent life ever? Really low, say astronomers = Well, sir, we've yet really no probability theory of little green aliens on Mars!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Photo: clement127
Five Years After Bin Laden's Death, What's Changed?
(NBC News)
Osama bin Laden = 's one bad animal = Bad ol' man in sea
Osama bin Laden = 's one bad animal = Bad ol' man in sea
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Illustration: Surian Soosay
Clinton: Don't let progress fall to Trump
(Washington Post)
Clinton: Don't let progress fall to Trump = Polls tell: strong Democrat put in front
Clinton: Don't let progress fall to Trump = Polls tell: strong Democrat put in front
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey
For Obama's final correspondents' dinner, the obvious targets: Trump, Cruz and himself
(Washington Post)
The White House Correspondents' Dinner = The President, our chosen winner, hosted
The White House Correspondents' Dinner = The President, our chosen winner, hosted
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Trump's ex-wife used to tell friends about his erectile dysfunction
(deathandtaxesmag)
Trump's ex-wife used to tell her friends about his erectile dysfunction = I/We conclude it seems hurt bride reported he's sexually unfit (not stiff)
Trump's ex-wife used to tell her friends about his erectile dysfunction = I/We conclude it seems hurt bride reported he's sexually unfit (not stiff)
Anagram: Jason Lofts, Photo: PROGage Skidmore
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