Hillary Clinton Slams BDS Movement as "No Path to Peace" for Israelis and Palestinians

(Yahoo!)

Hillary Clinton Slams BDS Movement as "No Path to Peace" for Israelis and Palestinians = Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions appears as foolish plan. Islam remains hell, I learn

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Donald Trump is the presumptive nominee. Now what?

(Washington Post)

Donald Trump is the presumptive nominee = Hot-tempered vile nit spurs pandemonium!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard

Budweiser renamed America

(The Herald Sun)

Budweiser renamed = Beer named "US"? Weird!

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Christie's bet on Trump pays off

(Washington Post)

Christie's bet on Trump pays off = Shy support in office? Smart bet.

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Animal testicle bombs are a dangerous step towards ISIS biological warfare, says expert

(The Daily Express)

Animal testicle bombs = Balls combat enmities

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Top allies break with Ryan over Trump

(Politico)

Top allies break with Ryan over Trump = That may never work. I support liberal!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Illustration: TJ Hawk

Are EU Having a Laugh?

(Huffington Post)

Are EU having a laugh? = Ha-ha, auguring leave!

Anagram: Robert Jordan, Photo: Theophilos Papadopoulos

China urges "reasonable" trade views after Trump accuses them of "rape"

(Raw Story)

The United States of America = I must set a trade fee to China

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Graphic: Ethan Bloch

Sarah Palin Threatens to End Paul Ryan's Career for Not Backing Trump

(Vanity Fair)

Sarah Palin Threatens to End Paul Ryan's Career for Not Backing Trump = At best, an Alaskan Horror and Chief Rat Trump represent lunacy in GOP!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Illustration: TJ Hawk

North Korea warns it will build even MORE nukes hours after Kim's call for nuclear peace

(The Daily Express)

United States of America = Enemies: USA/fat dictator

Anagram: Robert Jordan, Jeff Gates

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne Split

(ABC News)

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne Split = Snazzy pair rush to loosen bond

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Congressional Republicans Line Up Behind Trump

(National Public Radio)

Congressional Republicans Line Up Behind Trump = Ironic Plan: "Presidential Enough," Burps Men's Club

Anagram: Jeffrey Barnes, Illustration: Mike Licht

Washington DC flower thief arrested

(Washington Post)

Washington DC flower thief arrested = Growers detain filcher as theft down

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The back-door GOP conversations happening around Trump

(CNN)

President of the United States of America = See fear if the candidate to set on is Trump

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What Did Michael Phelps Name His Son?

(Romper)

Boomer Robert Phelps is the name of Michael's son = Mom calls him 'Bob' or 'Peepee' for short - is sane then

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Hillary Clinton Nicknames Donald Trump the 'Presumptuous Nominee'

(ABC News)

Hillary Clinton Nicknames Donald Trump the 'Presumptuous Nominee' = Him, the ill-mannered stuck-up tycoon. Moron's an unpresidential lump!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Massive Canadian wildfire likely to double in size

(USA Today)

Oh see acrid tailwinds fan ~ those Canadian wildfires

Canada's Fort McMurray wildfire = Warm flame did carry unfair cost

Anagram 1: Julian Lofts, Anagram 2: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Premier of Alberta

Trump v Republican elite - the split explained

(BBC)

Trump versus the Republican elite = Chump vs reputable, true, resilient...

Donald Trump versus the Republican elite - the split explained = Reputable old "experts" let in inept chump and evil US Hitler. Sad!

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Donald Trump just threatened to cause an unprecedented global financial crisis

(Vox)

Donald Trump just threatened to cause an unprecedented global financial crisis = Jesus! Alongside rant, all can dread an ultra-conceited unfit-to-be-President chump!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Captain America: Civil War Reviews - What Did You Think?

(ComingSoon.net)

Captain America: Civil War = A critical view: crap-mania

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