Prince doctor focus of criminal investigation

(Mercury News)

Prince's family doctor Michael Todd Schulenberg = Profanely dim medic botches narcotic drugs. Hell!

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: Ann Althouse

Eminem released 'Mom's Spaghetti' t-shirts for Mother's Day and the Internet can't cope

(The Daily Edge)

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti = "Eminem's smooth rap has a very sweet T-shirt," I gloated

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Graciela Suzem

Sanders, Trump easily win West Virginia primary; Trump picks up Nebraska too

(Washington Post)

Sanders, Trump easily win West Virginia primary; Trump picks up Nebraska too = Prickly gray man draws a brisk support; "presumptive nominee" awaits its ruin

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Sadiq Khan shuns Donald Trump's offer to let him into US

(Financial Times)

Sadiq Khan shuns Donald Trump's offer to let him into US = "Help? I'd stuff, squash, and knot that red Mussolini moron!"

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Photo: DIUS Corporate

Cruz opens door to kick-starting suspended campaign

(Fox News)

Cruz opens door to kick-starting suspended campaign = Asking USA's crazed, con president Trump to pick. God, no!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Hillary Clinton Slams BDS Movement as "No Path to Peace" for Israelis and Palestinians

(Yahoo!)

Hillary Clinton Slams BDS Movement as "No Path to Peace" for Israelis and Palestinians = Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions appears as foolish plan. Islam remains hell, I learn

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas, Image: Wikimedia

Donald Trump is the presumptive nominee. Now what?

(Washington Post)

Donald Trump is the presumptive nominee = Hot-tempered vile nit spurs pandemonium!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard

Budweiser renamed America

(The Herald Sun)

Budweiser renamed = Beer named "US"? Weird!

Anagram: Jason Lofts

Christie's bet on Trump pays off

(Washington Post)

Christie's bet on Trump pays off = Shy support in office? Smart bet.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Animal testicle bombs are a dangerous step towards ISIS biological warfare, says expert

(The Daily Express)

Animal testicle bombs = Balls combat enmities

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Top allies break with Ryan over Trump

(Politico)

Top allies break with Ryan over Trump = That may never work. I support liberal!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Illustration: TJ Hawk

Are EU Having a Laugh?

(Huffington Post)

Are EU having a laugh? = Ha-ha, auguring leave!

Anagram: Robert Jordan, Photo: Theophilos Papadopoulos

China urges "reasonable" trade views after Trump accuses them of "rape"

(Raw Story)

The United States of America = I must set a trade fee to China

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Graphic: Ethan Bloch

Sarah Palin Threatens to End Paul Ryan's Career for Not Backing Trump

(Vanity Fair)

Sarah Palin Threatens to End Paul Ryan's Career for Not Backing Trump = At best, an Alaskan Horror and Chief Rat Trump represent lunacy in GOP!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Illustration: TJ Hawk

North Korea warns it will build even MORE nukes hours after Kim's call for nuclear peace

(The Daily Express)

United States of America = Enemies: USA/fat dictator

Anagram: Robert Jordan, Jeff Gates

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne Split

(ABC News)

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne Split = Snazzy pair rush to loosen bond

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Red Touch Media

Congressional Republicans Line Up Behind Trump

(National Public Radio)

Congressional Republicans Line Up Behind Trump = Ironic Plan: "Presidential Enough," Burps Men's Club

Anagram: Jeffrey Barnes, Illustration: Mike Licht

Washington DC flower thief arrested

(Washington Post)

Washington DC flower thief arrested = Growers detain filcher as theft down

Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Photo: Norsez Oh

The back-door GOP conversations happening around Trump

(CNN)

President of the United States of America = See fear if the candidate to set on is Trump

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Illustration: DonkeyHotey

What Did Michael Phelps Name His Son?

(Romper)

Boomer Robert Phelps is the name of Michael's son = Mom calls him 'Bob' or 'Peepee' for short - is sane then

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