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Thursday, May 12, 2016

Apple Invests $1 Billion into Chinese Ride-Sharing Company

Apple Invests $1 Billion into Chinese Ride-Sharing Company = Pay China to help one (1) simple driving car? No, it's insensible!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Doctors raise concerns after elderly Indian woman gives birth

(Daily Mail)

Doctors raise concerns after elderly Indian woman gives birth = In her seventies? Corblimey! A strain! Crowning factor: Dad's older!

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Lowry rescues Raptors, scores 33 in 95-91 win over Heat

(NBA)

Heat on Game Three Loss = Hear them let season go

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Gabriel Li

Welcome To Trump World: Immigration

(Huffington Post)

Welcome To Trump World: Immigration = Turmoil tomorrow, electing mad wimp.

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Live python falls from hospital ceiling

(MSN)

Live python falls from hospital ceiling = Oh no! Lights! Panic! Slimy viper aloft fell.

Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Photo: Michael Ransburg

Turkey 'losing hope' for EU visa-free deal

(BBC)

Turkey 'losing hope' for EU visa-free deal = Europe's unlikely to give a shared offer = Europe talking off very serious deal, eh? = "Unify soldier groups to leave here"? Fake. = If terror evoked...hopefully, see us again? = Oh, keep guidelines for your safe travel! = Leave flourished region! You kept fears! = You see, he led up risk of a foreign travel.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: openDemocracy

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

House GOP warns Ryan to back Trump

(CNN)

House GOP warns Ryan to back Trump = Arm to not back up power-hungry ass!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Why Republicans on Capitol Hill Are So Wary of Donald Trump

(NBC News)

Why Republicans on Capitol Hill Are So Wary of Donald Trump = Sad, how all only push for liberal up in Democratic Party now. = Fully a bold, poorly unpresidential maniac who's worth crap! = Why lob power from us? Hillary Clinton's a popular candidate.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Prince doctor focus of criminal investigation

(Mercury News)

Prince's family doctor Michael Todd Schulenberg = Profanely dim medic botches narcotic drugs. Hell!

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: Ann Althouse

Eminem released 'Mom's Spaghetti' t-shirts for Mother's Day and the Internet can't cope

(The Daily Edge)

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti = "Eminem's smooth rap has a very sweet T-shirt," I gloated

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Graciela Suzem

Sanders, Trump easily win West Virginia primary; Trump picks up Nebraska too

(Washington Post)

MSM spotlights Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders

Sanders, Trump easily win West Virginia primary; Trump picks up Nebraska too = Prickly gray man draws a brisk support; "presumptive nominee" awaits its ruin

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Sadiq Khan shuns Donald Trump's offer to let him into US

(Financial Times)

Sadiq Khan shuns Donald Trump's offer to let him into US = "Help? I'd stuff, squash, and knot that red Mussolini moron!"

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Photo: DIUS Corporate

Cruz opens door to kick-starting suspended campaign

(Fox News)

Cruz opens door to kick-starting suspended campaign = Asking USA's crazed, con president Trump to pick. God, no!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Hillary Clinton Slams BDS Movement as "No Path to Peace" for Israelis and Palestinians

(Yahoo!)

Hillary Clinton Slams BDS Movement as "No Path to Peace" for Israelis and Palestinians = Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions appears as foolish plan. Islam remains hell, I learn

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas, Image: Wikimedia