Elderly man's Quaker Oats contest submission rejected because it's hand-written = It's just not cricket. Wheat co.'s d*mn queer system's unreasonable, biased, anti-elder.
Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Photo: Simon D
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
Elderly man's Quaker Oats contest submission rejected because it's hand-written
(MSN)
Elderly man's Quaker Oats contest submission rejected because it's hand-written = It's just not cricket. Wheat co.'s d*mn queer system's unreasonable, biased, anti-elder.
Elderly man's Quaker Oats contest submission rejected because it's hand-written = It's just not cricket. Wheat co.'s d*mn queer system's unreasonable, biased, anti-elder.
Clinton takes Kentucky, Sanders takes Oregon
(CNN)
Clinton takes Kentucky, Sanders wins Oregon = "I won!" "I lost!" Go try. Neck-and-neck rank tenses us.
Clinton takes Kentucky, Sanders wins Oregon = "I won!" "I lost!" Go try. Neck-and-neck rank tenses us.
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey
The Mind of Donald Trump
(The Atlantic)
Across his lifetime, Donald Trump has exhibited a trait profile that you would not expect of a US president: sky-high extroversion combined with off-the-chart low agreeableness = He's a most insufferable pretender. What a sexist pig. What a frightfully obnoxious, stupid, racist, white xenophobe he is. Don't elect him! Vote for Democrat "Crooked Hillary" instead.
Across his lifetime, Donald Trump has exhibited a trait profile that you would not expect of a US president: sky-high extroversion combined with off-the-chart low agreeableness = He's a most insufferable pretender. What a sexist pig. What a frightfully obnoxious, stupid, racist, white xenophobe he is. Don't elect him! Vote for Democrat "Crooked Hillary" instead.
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Tuesday, May 17, 2016
Woman driver follows her GPS into lake
(The Independent)
Woman driver follows her GPS into lake = Her new flaws: Gal drove into pool. Smirk!
Woman driver follows her GPS into lake = Her new flaws: Gal drove into pool. Smirk!
Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Photo: Patrick Dockens
Donald Trump: Being Smart Is Dumb, Ignorance Is Good
(Vanity Fair)
Donald Trump: Being Smart Is Dumb, Ignorance Is Good = Cringe to blooming pudding's absurd reason, dammit!
Donald Trump: Being Smart Is Dumb, Ignorance Is Good = Cringe to blooming pudding's absurd reason, dammit!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Illustration: DonkeyHotey
Bill Clinton's rough day on the trail
(Politico)
Bill Clinton's rough day on the trail = Hillary continues to roll...bad night?
Bill Clinton's rough day on the trail = Hillary continues to roll...bad night?
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Father speaks of son, who was found decapitated
(ABC7 Chicago)
Father speaks of son, who was found decapitated = Weapon...footsteps dashed..head was off in a truck.
Father speaks of son, who was found decapitated = Weapon...footsteps dashed..head was off in a truck.
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Alan Cleaver
Man receives penis transplant in US
(BBC)
The Massachusetts General Hospital = Oh, reattaches genitals, heals stumps
The Massachusetts General Hospital = Oh, reattaches genitals, heals stumps
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Old Trafford suspect device 'signed for' by security firm
(BBC)
Security Search Management & Solutions Ltd = Lost 'toy' & Manchester United cursing as "lame"!
Security Search Management & Solutions Ltd = Lost 'toy' & Manchester United cursing as "lame"!
Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Sunday, May 15, 2016
What Donald Trump must do to defeat Hillary Clinton
(Fox News)
What Donald Trump must do to defeat Hillary Clinton = To win, hardly put a full mindset on that old Democrat.
What Donald Trump must do to defeat Hillary Clinton = To win, hardly put a full mindset on that old Democrat.
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Saturday, May 14, 2016
Bill Clinton: 'I killed myself to give the Palestinians a state'
(Politico)
Bill Clinton: 'I killed myself to give the Palestinians a state' = It kept oilcans, a noted benefit, yet Islam's still a living hell
Bill Clinton: 'I killed myself to give the Palestinians a state' = It kept oilcans, a noted benefit, yet Islam's still a living hell
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Impeachment of Brazil president goes from longshot to likely
(Fox News)
Impeachment of Brazil president goes from longshot to likely = Most feel, simply zero shot in hell at going back for redemption.
Impeachment of Brazil president goes from longshot to likely = Most feel, simply zero shot in hell at going back for redemption.
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Agência Brasil Fotografias
Crossing the Line: How Donald Trump Behaved With Women in Private
(The New York Times)
Crossing the line: How Donald Trump behaved with women in private = Philandering lover wanted whoopee and hot numbers with victims
Crossing the line: How Donald Trump behaved with women in private = Philandering lover wanted whoopee and hot numbers with victims
Anagram: Jason Lofts, Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Friday, May 13, 2016
Walrus gives birth at Quebec City aquarium, a Canadian first
(CBC)
Walrus gives birth at Quebec City aquarium, a Canadian first = Arnaliaq carried such a fat cub. Visit by water, quite amusing
Walrus gives birth at Quebec City aquarium, a Canadian first = Arnaliaq carried such a fat cub. Visit by water, quite amusing
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Aquarium du Québec
Pfizer blocking use of its drugs for lethal injections
(The Daily Telegraph)
These are the anaesthetic drugs that have been used to kill death row inmates: pancuronium bromide, potassium chloride, propofol, midazolam, hydromorphone, rocuronium bromide and vecuronium bromide = Oh, proud, virtuous Pfizer doesn't condone them being used on a murderer, killer, homicidal moron, terminator, maniac, rapist, child abuser/paedophile. Hmm, odd? Maybe not. Atrocious? Um, somewhat true! Oh, behave!
These are the anaesthetic drugs that have been used to kill death row inmates: pancuronium bromide, potassium chloride, propofol, midazolam, hydromorphone, rocuronium bromide and vecuronium bromide = Oh, proud, virtuous Pfizer doesn't condone them being used on a murderer, killer, homicidal moron, terminator, maniac, rapist, child abuser/paedophile. Hmm, odd? Maybe not. Atrocious? Um, somewhat true! Oh, behave!
Anagram: Julian Lofts, Wade M
Turner prize 2016 shortlist features buttocks sculpture and choo-choo train
(The Guardian)
This year's Turner prize shortlist features buttocks sculpture and a choo-choo train = Crazy UK sculptor creates or fashions an unclothed tush (posterior). But(t)... is it art here?
This year's Turner prize shortlist features buttocks sculpture and a choo-choo train = Crazy UK sculptor creates or fashions an unclothed tush (posterior). But(t)... is it art here?
Anagram: Jason Lofts, Photo: Car Los
Hillary Clinton romps in world vote; Canada chooses Bernie Sanders; Donald Trump blown out
(The Oregonian)
Have you ever wondered how the rest of the world would vote in our presidential election? = So, however we do it, we'd see overdue Hillary Clinton to overpower The Donald in the future
Have you ever wondered how the rest of the world would vote in our presidential election? = So, however we do it, we'd see overdue Hillary Clinton to overpower The Donald in the future
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Elizabeth Warren Unleashes A Tweetstorm At "Weak" Donald Trump
(Huffington Post)
"Weak" Donald Trump = Loud, dark man wept
"Weak" Donald Trump = Loud, dark man wept
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: NorthEndWaterfront.com
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