A gambler/magician would like his size 38C breast implants removed after twenty years = Titter! Brian Zembic's lovely pecs (installed fake mammaries) won this guy a wager/dare
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Monday, May 23, 2016
This Guy Got Breast Implants to Win a $100,000 Bet -- And he liked them so much that he had them for 20 years.
(Cosmopolitan)
A gambler/magician would like his size 38C breast implants removed after twenty years = Titter! Brian Zembic's lovely pecs (installed fake mammaries) won this guy a wager/dare
A gambler/magician would like his size 38C breast implants removed after twenty years = Titter! Brian Zembic's lovely pecs (installed fake mammaries) won this guy a wager/dare
Sunday, May 22, 2016
Trump once revealed his income tax returns. They showed he didn't pay a cent
(Washington Post)
Trump once revealed his income tax returns. They showed he didn't pay a cent. = Hum? No wonder! In truth, shame. Deception and deceit expert's a very sly cheat.
Trump once revealed his income tax returns. They showed he didn't pay a cent. = Hum? No wonder! In truth, shame. Deception and deceit expert's a very sly cheat.
Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Caricature: DonkeyHotey
How Birds Became Red
(Forbes)
How Birds Became Red = Described how? "Amber."
How Birds Became Red = Described how? "Amber."
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Carolyn Lehrke
Key GOP Donors Still Deeply Resist Donald Trump's Candidacy
(The New York Times)
Key GOP donors still deeply resist Donald Trump's candidacy = Rotten, disliked, dodgy tycoon's rudely mindless crap appals!
Key GOP donors still deeply resist Donald Trump's candidacy = Rotten, disliked, dodgy tycoon's rudely mindless crap appals!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Photo: Cory Doctorow
Mount Etna spews out lava in stunning volcanic display
(The Daily Telegraph)
Mount Etna, Sicily, Europe's highest active volcano = Civil emergency! Its cone spat out heinous hot lava.
Mount Etna, Sicily, Europe's highest active volcano = Civil emergency! Its cone spat out heinous hot lava.
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Could a Low-Salt Diet Hurt Your Health?
(US News & World Report)
Could a low-salt diet hurt your health? = Why use it all? Could hurt a lot...or death!
Could a low-salt diet hurt your health? = Why use it all? Could hurt a lot...or death!
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Raül Utrera
Genetically Engineered Crops Are Safe and Possibly Good for Climate Change
(Scientific American)
Genetically modified crops = Optimised cornfield legacy = Get fields rapidly economic
Genetically modified crops = Optimised cornfield legacy = Get fields rapidly economic
Anagram: Jason Lofts, Photo: Chiot's Run
Saturday, May 21, 2016
La. lawmaker wants strippers to be young and thin
(KFOR4)
La. lawmaker wants strippers to be young and thin = In bars we gawk at her slim, tan, nude top parts only
La. lawmaker wants strippers to be young and thin = In bars we gawk at her slim, tan, nude top parts only
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
In Sit-Down With Donald Trump, Megyn Kelly Shows A Light Touch
(National Public Radio)
Megyn Kelly interviews Donald Trump = Still inwardly kept revenge on dummy
Megyn Kelly interviews Donald Trump = Still inwardly kept revenge on dummy
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Illustration: DonkeyHotey
Friday, May 20, 2016
How fast is New Orleans sinking? Faster and faster, says new study
(Christian Science Monitor)
How fast is New Orleans sinking? Faster and faster, says new study = Wasn't funny, as settling down there's a risky affair! Woes! Sadness!
How fast is New Orleans sinking? Faster and faster, says new study = Wasn't funny, as settling down there's a risky affair! Woes! Sadness!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Photo: Don Graham
Fashion for a bird
(Yahoo!)
Fashion for a bird~brain. Hairdo's off!
Fashion for a bird~brain. Hairdo's off!
Anagram: Robert Jordan, Photo: Ed Remedio/Caters News Agency
DNC to offer Sanders a convention concession
(Washington Post)
Contested convention = DNC's to not even notice
Contested convention = DNC's to not even notice
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Trevor Bexon
Trump Card
(Snopes.com)
"Donald Trump has been in the public eye for over thirty years...and he was never once accused of being racist by anyone until he decided to run against the Democrats." = He could conceivably be President of the United States of America, and screw us over. It's already great, you ninny! Don't cheat and beg! He can end! Hurry, Bernie, stop him!
"Donald Trump has been in the public eye for over thirty years...and he was never once accused of being racist by anyone until he decided to run against the Democrats." = He could conceivably be President of the United States of America, and screw us over. It's already great, you ninny! Don't cheat and beg! He can end! Hurry, Bernie, stop him!
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Illustration: DonkeyHotey
Thursday, May 19, 2016
EgyptAir flight goes off radar en route from Paris
(USA Today)
EgyptAir = Rage, pity
EgyptAir = Rage, pityEgyptAir crash = Teary graphics
Anagrams: Josiah Winslow, Julian Lofts, Photo: Eric Salard
Donald Trump Still Has a Tough Climb to the White House
(Fortune)
I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. = I, Donald J. Trump, a Republican egotist, shall, if I get voted in office, fight ISIS, change tiny fences built on the southern border to a wall, aid deceit, and alienate the world.
I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. = I, Donald J. Trump, a Republican egotist, shall, if I get voted in office, fight ISIS, change tiny fences built on the southern border to a wall, aid deceit, and alienate the world.
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
Cruz, Kasich, Carson can win delegates in Washington's presidential primary
(The News Tribune)
Cruz, Kasich, Carson can win delegates in Washington's presidential primary = Yet, crazier campaigns lack gains, and won't win in harsh elections. Surprised?
Cruz, Kasich, Carson can win delegates in Washington's presidential primary = Yet, crazier campaigns lack gains, and won't win in harsh elections. Surprised?
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Elderly man's Quaker Oats contest submission rejected because it's hand-written
(MSN)
Elderly man's Quaker Oats contest submission rejected because it's hand-written = It's just not cricket. Wheat co.'s d*mn queer system's unreasonable, biased, anti-elder.
Elderly man's Quaker Oats contest submission rejected because it's hand-written = It's just not cricket. Wheat co.'s d*mn queer system's unreasonable, biased, anti-elder.
Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Photo: Simon D
Clinton takes Kentucky, Sanders takes Oregon
(CNN)
Clinton takes Kentucky, Sanders wins Oregon = "I won!" "I lost!" Go try. Neck-and-neck rank tenses us.
Clinton takes Kentucky, Sanders wins Oregon = "I won!" "I lost!" Go try. Neck-and-neck rank tenses us.
Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey
The Mind of Donald Trump
(The Atlantic)
Across his lifetime, Donald Trump has exhibited a trait profile that you would not expect of a US president: sky-high extroversion combined with off-the-chart low agreeableness = He's a most insufferable pretender. What a sexist pig. What a frightfully obnoxious, stupid, racist, white xenophobe he is. Don't elect him! Vote for Democrat "Crooked Hillary" instead.
Across his lifetime, Donald Trump has exhibited a trait profile that you would not expect of a US president: sky-high extroversion combined with off-the-chart low agreeableness = He's a most insufferable pretender. What a sexist pig. What a frightfully obnoxious, stupid, racist, white xenophobe he is. Don't elect him! Vote for Democrat "Crooked Hillary" instead.
Anagram: Jason Lofts
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