Paul Ryan just caved and admitted he'd vote for Donald Trump

(Vox)

Paul Ryan just caved and admitted he'd vote for Donald Trump = Approve of damn dud? Just try and remove that dull candidate!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: CWEB

Future Commander-in-Chief Hillary Clinton Eviscerates Donald Trump In Foreign Policy Address

(Blue Nation Review)

Future Commander-in-Chief Hillary Clinton eviscerates Donald Trump in foreign policy address = Virulent lady firmly condemned orange-haired fascist "red" opponent, crucifies him. Curtains, lol!

Anagram: Jason Lofts, US Embassy

The most valuable substances in the world by weight

(The Daily Telegraph)

Most valuable substances in the world by weight 1. Saffron 2. Beluga caviar 3. Platinum 4. Gold 5. Heroin 6. Rhinoceros horn 7. White truffle 8. Animal venom 9. Lysergic acid diethylamide 10. Plutonium 11. Soliris (registered trademark) 12. Tritium 13. A pink diamond 14. A rare British Guiana One-Cent Magenta postage stamp 15. Californium 16. Antimatter

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1. Spice from Iran 2. Sturgeon eggs 3. Rare metal 4. Latin name is aurum 5. "Brown sugar" 6. Aphrodisiac 7. Tuber magnatum 8. Sting, viper/snake bite 9. Mr Hofman made it - it heavily impaired/stoned him 10. Unhealthful fissile material 11. Monoclonal antibody drug - ought to kill cancer 12. "Heavy" tritiated water 13. Carbon 14. Initialled E.D.W. 15. Cf 16. Positrons

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: Bullion Vault

President Obama on Donald Trump: America Is Already Great

(Time)

President Obama on Donald Trump: America Is Already Great = I praise a grand imponderable dream: a country made to last

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Arnold Schwarzenegger records terrifying moment he's charged by wild elephant during safari

(The Daily Mirror)

Arnold Schwarzenegger records terrifying moment he's charged by wild elephant during safari = Terminator aggressed: He's cursing when confronted by wildlife hazard (large, erring pachyderm)

Anagram: Jason Lofts

Trump throws tantrum after reporters do their job

(CNN)

Trump throws tantrum after reporters do their job = Print words to harm or berate...or just tempt further?

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Mike Licht

Stowaway Flew to Dubai in the Cargo Hold

(MSN)

Stowaway Flew to Dubai in the Cargo Hold = Boy outlier watched, saw a flaw, got on, hid

Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Photo: Pieter van Marion

Sugar Land now has the world's most ridiculous selfie statue

(Houston Chronicle)

Sugar Land now has the world's most ridiculous selfie statue = Houston area grows damn tasteless with full, ludicrous side

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Trump secures the coveted Kim Jong Un endorsement

(Hot Air)

Donald Trump secures the coveted Kim Jong Un endorsement = North Korean scum delivered US judgement: Don's competent!

Anagram: Jason Lofts, Image: Elvert Barnes

Donald Trump perfectly summed up his life philosophy in just 6 words

(Washington Post)

"Why antagonize? Because I don't care." = He's one zany, awed, inaccurate bigot!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Image: A.Davey

Obama: America is not in decline

(PBS)

Obama: America is not in decline = No, I claim it's remained a beacon!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

MySpace and Tumblr hit by 'mega breach'

(BBC)

Social network = Control is weak

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Image: SocialGrow

The giant sucking sound of a third-party candidate

(Chicago Tribune)

The giant sucking sound of a third-party candidate = Huh. A gigantic dud for President? Can't stand it, okay?

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Joe Taylor

Twitter Just Unleashed on Trump for Chickening Out of Sanders Debate

(US Uncut)

Trump Officially Chickens Out of Sanders Debate = It could imply fears of fate: Sanders' Tub o' Chicken!

Anagram: Dharam, Image: Twitter

Cincinnati mourns gorilla killed to save boy

(USA Today)

Cincinnati mourns gorilla killed to save boy = I cry in revolt. Cages unkind to animals! I'll boo!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard

This New Trailer for Blake Lively's Shark Movie The Shallows Is Buckwild Crazy

(Cosmopolitan)

US actor Blake Lively performs in film 'The Shallows' = Silly plot with a loco shark vs nimble female surfer

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Coke debuts 'proud to be an American' cans

(CNN)

Coke debuts 'proud to be an American' cans = Come on, drink a cup, and race to be best! USA!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: jeffliebig

Rise of Donald Trump Tracks Growing Debate Over Global Fascism

(The New York Times)

Rise of Donald Trump Tracks Growing Debate Over Global Fascism = Daft simpleton crowds flock to aggressive red mogul barbarian!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Image: Crash Symbols

Tragically Hip: The most Canadian band in the world

(BBC)

Tragically Hip = Airplay glitch?

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: Mike Bouchard

Dr. Henry Heimlich, 96, performs lifesaving technique he invented for the FIRST TIME when a woman chokes on her hamburger in the seat beside him

(Daily Mail)

Doctor Heimlich actually gets to use his maneuver in reality = Aye, cult thrust integral, has live outcome. Nearly is homicide!

Anagram: Julian Lofts