First lady Obama takes swipe at Trump

(Fox News)

First lady Obama takes swipe at Trump = "Let's strip away mistake of a dumb trap!"

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Trump on black supporter: 'Look at my African-American over here'

(CNN)

'Look at my African-American over here' = In it, a mean, heavy remark of race/color.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Sanders: 'The Democratic National Convention will be a contested convention'

(CNN)

Sanders: 'The Democratic National Convention will be a contested convention' = Clinton can't win. Soon, I'll convince the nation, and create deserved boost at me.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Image: angela.thompson

Boxing legend Muhammad Ali dies at 74

(USA Today)

That sports legend, i.e. the true maestro of the boxing ring, Muhammad Ali, dies = "I am the greatest of all time!" He's this goddamned giant. Mourn the US boxer. RIP.

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: Exchanges Photos

Why Politicians Are Like Diapers

(The Telegram & Gazette)

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason = Donald Trump: He's an arrogant (beep) cheesy nuisance. Hillary Rodham Clinton: She's going to be voted in ahead of him.

Anagram: Jason Lofts, Illustration: EN2008

NRA attacks Clinton over gun control

(The Hill)

NRA attacks Clinton over gun control=Can grant cover to kill? No. Can trust? No.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Ulkoministeriö

Donald Trump tweeted out 9 graphs proving that Obama failed. We fact-checked them.

(Washington Post)

Donald Trump tweeted out nine graphs proving that Obama failed. We fact-checked them. = Development: doubted data in this cropped chart. Awful whine attack from the mean egg.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Illustration: A.Davey

Mexican bullfighter 'El Pana' dies a month after being gored

(The Guardian)

The Mexican bullfighter 'El Pana' has died a month after being gored = Tetraplegic matador's in a fix, feeling unable to be mended. Arghhhh!

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Ronald Reagan was Donald Trump, until he was president

(BoingBoing)

Ronald Reagan was Donald Trump, until he was president = No, he was a star in Storm Warning...pulled and duped later.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Japan hails seven-year-old who survived being abandoned in forest

(The Daily Telegraph)

Japan hails seven-year-old who survived being abandoned in forest = Oh, joy! Inventive bad son safe, we learn. Punish lad's overbearing Dad!

Anagram: Jason Lofts

Paul Ryan just caved and admitted he'd vote for Donald Trump

(Vox)

Paul Ryan just caved and admitted he'd vote for Donald Trump = Approve of damn dud? Just try and remove that dull candidate!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: CWEB

Future Commander-in-Chief Hillary Clinton Eviscerates Donald Trump In Foreign Policy Address

(Blue Nation Review)

Future Commander-in-Chief Hillary Clinton eviscerates Donald Trump in foreign policy address = Virulent lady firmly condemned orange-haired fascist "red" opponent, crucifies him. Curtains, lol!

Anagram: Jason Lofts, US Embassy

The most valuable substances in the world by weight

(The Daily Telegraph)

Most valuable substances in the world by weight 1. Saffron 2. Beluga caviar 3. Platinum 4. Gold 5. Heroin 6. Rhinoceros horn 7. White truffle 8. Animal venom 9. Lysergic acid diethylamide 10. Plutonium 11. Soliris (registered trademark) 12. Tritium 13. A pink diamond 14. A rare British Guiana One-Cent Magenta postage stamp 15. Californium 16. Antimatter

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1. Spice from Iran 2. Sturgeon eggs 3. Rare metal 4. Latin name is aurum 5. "Brown sugar" 6. Aphrodisiac 7. Tuber magnatum 8. Sting, viper/snake bite 9. Mr Hofman made it - it heavily impaired/stoned him 10. Unhealthful fissile material 11. Monoclonal antibody drug - ought to kill cancer 12. "Heavy" tritiated water 13. Carbon 14. Initialled E.D.W. 15. Cf 16. Positrons

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: Bullion Vault

President Obama on Donald Trump: America Is Already Great

(Time)

President Obama on Donald Trump: America Is Already Great = I praise a grand imponderable dream: a country made to last

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Arnold Schwarzenegger records terrifying moment he's charged by wild elephant during safari

(The Daily Mirror)

Arnold Schwarzenegger records terrifying moment he's charged by wild elephant during safari = Terminator aggressed: He's cursing when confronted by wildlife hazard (large, erring pachyderm)

Anagram: Jason Lofts

Trump throws tantrum after reporters do their job

(CNN)

Trump throws tantrum after reporters do their job = Print words to harm or berate...or just tempt further?

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Mike Licht

Stowaway Flew to Dubai in the Cargo Hold

(MSN)

Stowaway Flew to Dubai in the Cargo Hold = Boy outlier watched, saw a flaw, got on, hid

Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Photo: Pieter van Marion

Sugar Land now has the world's most ridiculous selfie statue

(Houston Chronicle)

Sugar Land now has the world's most ridiculous selfie statue = Houston area grows damn tasteless with full, ludicrous side

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Trump secures the coveted Kim Jong Un endorsement

(Hot Air)

Donald Trump secures the coveted Kim Jong Un endorsement = North Korean scum delivered US judgement: Don's competent!

Anagram: Jason Lofts, Image: Elvert Barnes

Donald Trump perfectly summed up his life philosophy in just 6 words

(Washington Post)

"Why antagonize? Because I don't care." = He's one zany, awed, inaccurate bigot!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Image: A.Davey