As Democrats Nudge Bernie Sanders, GOP Tries to Rein In Donald Trump

(The New York Times)

Hillary Clinton Is In, Bernie Sanders May Exit, and Democrats Seek Unity =
"In national run, my rise did rise incredibly."
"That makes no sense."
"Exactly."

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Hillary Clinton to Donald Trump: "Delete Your Account"

(The New York Times)

Hillary Clinton to Donald Trump: "Delete Your Account" = Rich lady led on cruel old taunt...cool, yet unimportant.

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Knock-knock. Is anyone home at Donald Trump's NH campaign?

(The Boston Globe)

Donald John Trump = Jump to darn old NH!

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Obama offers a formal endorsement of Clinton; president also meets with Sanders

(Washington Post)

Obama offers a formal endorsement of Clinton; president also meets with Sanders = Person stands behind Democrat nominee as a fit, smart fellow left for some reason.

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Former Stanford swimmer blames 'party culture and risk-taking behavior' for sex assault

(Los Angeles Times)

Former Stanford swimmer blames 'party culture and risk-taking behavior' for sex assault = Rapist Brock Turner hammers drinking, sexual bravado as if were mostly at fault for mess

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Kasich on Trump endorsement: 'Why would I?'

(CNN)

Kasich on Trump endorsement: 'Why would I?' = Cut-and-dry "who I know more?" Simple...he NUTS!

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Dianne Williamson: Time to stop pretending Trump is presidential material

(The Telegram & Gazette)

Pretend Trump is ~ President Trump

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American ISIS fighter who "found it hard" returns to face criminal charges

(MSN)

Mohamad Khweis, captured ISIS fighter = The kid from America, he was stupid ... sigh.

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How 107 Superdelegates Robbed 11 Million Democratic Voters

(US Uncut)

Superdelegates ~ pledge sure seat = Austere pledges

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Hillary Clinton 'secures Democratic nomination'

(BBC)

Hillary Clinton 'secures the Democratic nomination' = Only one criticism? NO! Her emails? Accidental? Truth? NO!

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Britain's 'worst paedophile' Richard Huckle handed 22 life sentences

(The Daily Telegraph)

Britain's worst-ever deviant, serial paedophile Richard Huckle = Sick behaviour! Pervert who's dared rape little children in Asia

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Leonardo DiCaprio as Persian poet Rumi: Gladiator screenwriter faces cries of Hollywood whitewashing

(The Daily Telegraph)

Leonardo DiCaprio is cast as Persian poet Rumi = Ridicule a seasoned actor's misappropriation

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Ellen DeGeneres' show sued over boob joke

(The Herald)

Ellen DeGeneres' show sued over boob joke = O, ended broke over obese swollen jugs! Hee!

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Trump says judge comments 'misconstrued' amid GOP uprising

(USA Today)

Trump says judge comments 'misconstrued' amid GOP uprising = Pro dummy must not suggest imposing prejudices and racism

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Here's More Amazing Footage of Blake Lively Fighting a Shark

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What are we going to call Bill Clinton if Hillary is elected president?

(USA Today)

What are we going to call Bill Clinton if Hillary is elected president? = I'll be calling on "First Lad". "Clinton" collides with the pair. We agree yet?

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'Never Gonna Give You Up' singer Rick Astley releases first album in a decade

(Malay Mail Online)

'Never Gonna Give You Up' singer Rick Astley releases first album in a decade = After Rickrolling everyone, a dud gave us a superb single. Many see it as nice.

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The Future of the BBC

(Huffington Post)

The Future of the BBC = Rot, Huff, cut the Beeb

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Kimbo Slice dies at age 42

(ESPN)

Kimbo Slice has died = His bed is claimed. K.O.

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Donald Trump coming to Dallas, Houston and San Antonio next week

(The Dallas Morning News)

Donald Trump coming to Dallas, Houston and San Antonio next week = Upon nomination end, the conman would ask to tax, and gets dollars.

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