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Saturday, June 11, 2016

Amazing light show features 100 drones in choreographed flight over Sydney Harbour

The American corporation Intel^® sets world record for an absolutely amazing technological light show in Sydney featuring a choreographed ~ array of synchronized and accelerating drones that are syncopated to orchestral music for illuminating the harbor. When? I hope we'll go google it!

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The Indelible Stain of Donald Trump

(The New York Times)

the financial poli "ticks" of donald trump, horse talk, scott richard

Politician Donald Trump = Rid an undiplomatic plot!

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Watch highlights from Muhammad Ali's funeral

(The Daily Telegraph)

Ali's funeral = Arena is full

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Donald Trump: I am the least racist person that you've ever encountered

(The Daily Telegraph)

Donald Trump: I am the least racist person that you've ever encountered = Truth: I've a very clear, not suppressed, mean attitude on the colored man.

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Kangaroo and pig strike up special romantic relationship in Aileron

(News.com.au)

Kangaroo and pig strike up special romantic relationship in Aileron = Marsupial adores poking a stinking porcine pal in hot area. Erotic? Nil.

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: NT News/Ryan Frazer

Friday, June 10, 2016

Bernie Sanders's Last Stand

(The Atlantic)

Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders = Barricaded in trials...see as independent?

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey

As Democrats Nudge Bernie Sanders, GOP Tries to Rein In Donald Trump

(The New York Times)

President Obama formally endorses Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton Is In, Bernie Sanders May Exit, and Democrats Seek Unity =
"In national run, my rise did rise incredibly."
"That makes no sense."
"Exactly."

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Image: Russell Mondy

Hillary Clinton to Donald Trump: "Delete Your Account"

(The New York Times)

Hillary Clinton to Donald Trump: "Delete Your Account" = Rich lady led on cruel old taunt...cool, yet unimportant.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Ted Eytan

Knock-knock. Is anyone home at Donald Trump's NH campaign?

(The Boston Globe)

Donald John Trump = Jump to darn old NH!

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Obama offers a formal endorsement of Clinton; president also meets with Sanders

(Washington Post)

Obama offers a formal endorsement of Clinton; president also meets with Sanders = Person stands behind Democrat nominee as a fit, smart fellow left for some reason.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Thursday, June 9, 2016

Former Stanford swimmer blames 'party culture and risk-taking behavior' for sex assault

(Los Angeles Times)

Former Stanford swimmer blames 'party culture and risk-taking behavior' for sex assault = Rapist Brock Turner hammers drinking, sexual bravado as if were mostly at fault for mess

Anagram: Jason Lofts, Image: Eric Molina