Alligator drags toddler into lagoon at Disney hotel, police say

(CNN)

Alligator drags toddler into lagoon at Disney hotel = So great old gator got little lad on holiday as dinner?

Anagram: Jason Lofts, Photo: Loren Javier

Clinton Calls Out Trump's 'Lies' After Orlando Attack

(NBC News)

Clinton Calls Out Trump's 'Lies' After Orlando Attack = Facts tell lots on crooked lunatic liar, Satan Trump!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Ten deadliest mass shootings in US History

(National Public Radio)

Ten worst mass shootings in US History Omar Mateen Seung-hui Cho Adam Lanza George Hennard James Huberty Charles Whitman Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold Patrick Sherrill Syed Farook & Tashfeen Malik Jiverly Wong

=

All crazy men Hadj thrill killer Korean nut job Sandy Hook sickie Former navy, druggie Security guard Was a strong marine White high schoolers, friends He went postal They're sham Moslems Asian, the man's no Arab

Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Photo: George Ian Bowles

Frog airlifted to hospital

(MSN)

Frog airlifted to hospital ~ Glorified hop artist aloft

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Orlando Shooting Doctors Recall Endless Flow of Victims

(The New York Times)

The gun bullet chips ~ the nightclub Pulse

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Sarah Mirk

A Special Chrome Extension for Donald Trump on His Birthday

(Gawker)

A Special Chrome Extension for Donald Trump on His Birthday = In code: call extra report on his B-day AND penis from his mouth!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Obama goes on tirade against Trump over 'dangerous' Muslim ban, 'radical Islam'

(CNN)

Obama goes on tirade against Trump over 'dangerous' Muslim ban, 'radical Islam' = "Demoniacal mad mogul's a ravager, rat, brat, pig, and more: USA's Benito Mussolini!"

Anagram: Maurice Goddard

Orlando shooting survivors describe scenes of chaos

(CNN)

Orlando tragedy = Anger today, Lord.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Benjamin Kerensa

Tony Awards 2016: See the Complete Winners List

(The Wall Street Journal)

Which of the big musicals took home the Tony Award for Best Musical this year? =
Shuffle Along: It's a hit music show which took America by storm. Be there today!
School of Rock: Hey! I see ambitious class band without fame, with great rhythm!
Waitress: Oh my, why check it out? Sara Bareilles' music had the boom off tonight!
Bright Star: Ooh, so bad? I say the feel of a whimsical country home stuck with me.
Hamilton (which took the award!): America's boy got himself set true by his focus.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Orlando shooting a tragedy - Dalai Lama

(SBS)

Orlando shooting tragedy = Goon had gory rant, lots die

Anagram: Jason Lofts, US Institute of Peace

Trump to America: Be afraid

(Politico)

Trump to America: Be afraid = I am...of a crude primate brat!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Stephen Melkisethian

Trump Is a Bellicose Fool Who'll Make War, Not Love

(reason.com)

Donald Trump is a bellicose ~ blond, rude polemicist, alas!

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Image: A.Davey

Amazing light show features 100 drones in choreographed flight over Sydney Harbour

(The Daily Mirror)

The American corporation Intel^® sets world record for an absolutely amazing technological light show in Sydney featuring a choreographed ~ array of synchronized and accelerating drones that are syncopated to orchestral music for illuminating the harbor. When? I hope we'll go google it!

Anagram: Julian Lofts

The Indelible Stain of Donald Trump

(The New York Times)

Politician Donald Trump = Rid an undiplomatic plot!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: torbakhopper

Watch highlights from Muhammad Ali's funeral

(The Daily Telegraph)

Ali's funeral = Arena is full

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Image: Joshi Bhavya

Donald Trump: I am the least racist person that you've ever encountered

(The Daily Telegraph)

Donald Trump: I am the least racist person that you've ever encountered = Truth: I've a very clear, not suppressed, mean attitude on the colored man.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Kangaroo and pig strike up special romantic relationship in Aileron

(News.com.au)

Kangaroo and pig strike up special romantic relationship in Aileron = Marsupial adores poking a stinking porcine pal in hot area. Erotic? Nil.

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: NT News/Ryan Frazer

Bernie Sanders's Last Stand

(The Atlantic)

Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders = Barricaded in trials...see as independent?

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Caricature: DonkeyHotey

As Democrats Nudge Bernie Sanders, GOP Tries to Rein In Donald Trump

(The New York Times)

Hillary Clinton Is In, Bernie Sanders May Exit, and Democrats Seek Unity =
"In national run, my rise did rise incredibly."
"That makes no sense."
"Exactly."

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Image: Russell Mondy

Hillary Clinton to Donald Trump: "Delete Your Account"

(The New York Times)

Hillary Clinton to Donald Trump: "Delete Your Account" = Rich lady led on cruel old taunt...cool, yet unimportant.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Ted Eytan