The Anagram Times

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Rancher lassoes thief

(The Guardian)

Rancher lassoes thief = Fine! He corrals the ass.

Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Photo: Cynthia Cheney

Witness: Orlando shooter laughed during rampage

(CNN)

LGBT love is stronger than anti-gay hate - Peter Tatchell and other activists at London's vigil in memory of the victims of the Orlando gay nightclub terror attack.

Omar Seddique Mateen = Me? Quite red as a demon!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Alisdare Hickson

Alligator drags toddler into lagoon at Disney hotel, police say

(CNN)

Alligator drags toddler into lagoon at Disney hotel = So great old gator got little lad on holiday as dinner?

Anagram: Jason Lofts, Photo: Loren Javier

Clinton Calls Out Trump's 'Lies' After Orlando Attack

(NBC News)

Clinton Calls Out Trump's 'Lies' After Orlando Attack = Facts tell lots on crooked lunatic liar, Satan Trump!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Ten deadliest mass shootings in US History

(National Public Radio)

Ten worst mass shootings in US History
Omar Mateen
Seung-hui Cho
Adam Lanza
George Hennard
James Huberty
Charles Whitman
Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold
Patrick Sherrill
Syed Farook & Tashfeen Malik
Jiverly Wong

All crazy men
Hadj thrill killer
Korean nut job
Sandy Hook sickie
Former navy, druggie
Security guard
Was a strong marine
White high schoolers, friends
He went postal
They're sham Moslems
Asian, the man's no Arab

Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Photo: George Ian Bowles

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Frog airlifted to hospital

(MSN)

Frog airlifted to hospital ~ Glorified hop artist aloft

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Orlando Shooting Doctors Recall Endless Flow of Victims

(The New York Times)

Vigil for Orlando Pulse Shooting victims

The gun bullet chips ~ the nightclub Pulse

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Sarah Mirk

A Special Chrome Extension for Donald Trump on His Birthday

(Gawker)

A Special Chrome Extension for Donald Trump on His Birthday = In code: call extra report on his B-day AND penis from his mouth!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Obama goes on tirade against Trump over 'dangerous' Muslim ban, 'radical Islam'

(CNN)

Obama goes on tirade against Trump over 'dangerous' Muslim ban, 'radical Islam' = "Demoniacal mad mogul's a ravager, rat, brat, pig, and more: USA's Benito Mussolini!"

Anagram: Maurice Goddard

Orlando shooting survivors describe scenes of chaos

(CNN)

Orlando tragedy = Anger today, Lord.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Benjamin Kerensa

Tony Awards 2016: See the Complete Winners List

(The Wall Street Journal)

Which of the big musicals took home the Tony Award for Best Musical this year? =
Shuffle Along: It's a hit music show which took America by storm. Be there today!
School of Rock: Hey! I see ambitious class band without fame, with great rhythm!
Waitress: Oh my, why check it out? Sara Bareilles' music had the boom off tonight!
Bright Star: Ooh, so bad? I say the feel of a whimsical country home stuck with me.
Hamilton (which took the award!): America's boy got himself set true by his focus.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Orlando shooting a tragedy - Dalai Lama

(SBS)

The Dalai Lama: To End Violence, Engage Youth

Orlando shooting tragedy = Goon had gory rant, lots die

Anagram: Jason Lofts, US Institute of Peace

Monday, June 13, 2016

Trump to America: Be afraid

(Politico)

Trump to America: Be afraid = I am...of a crude primate brat!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Stephen Melkisethian

Trump Is a Bellicose Fool Who'll Make War, Not Love

(reason.com)

Donald Trump is a bellicose ~ blond, rude polemicist, alas!

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Image: A.Davey

Saturday, June 11, 2016

Amazing light show features 100 drones in choreographed flight over Sydney Harbour

(The Daily Mirror)

The American corporation Intel^® sets world record for an absolutely amazing technological light show in Sydney featuring a choreographed ~ array of synchronized and accelerating drones that are syncopated to orchestral music for illuminating the harbor. When? I hope we'll go google it!

Anagram: Julian Lofts