"The Shallows" Makes Shark Movies Scary Again

(Hidden Remote)

Shark movies = Makos... Shiver!

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Putin clarifies Trump comment and says America is the world's 'only superpower'

(The Guardian)

Putin says America is the world's 'only superpower' = I chortle "Russia must spy, deploys inane war power."

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Illustration: Chris Piascik

Vancouver fire prevention service van catches fire

(Global News)

Vancouver fire prevention service van catches fire = Inapt, never can survive, ineffective over a scorcher.

Anagram: Rosie Perera, Photo: Aaron Macfarlane‎

Rio state declares 'public calamity' over finances

(BBC)

Rio state declares 'public calamity' over finances = Critics teased a faction - "Olympics are vulnerable."

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: Maurits Verbiest

Jo Cox murder: Thomas Mair asked for mental health treatment day before MP died

(The Daily Telegraph)

Psychotic Thomas Mair = A psychiatric shot mom

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: Garry Knight

EU: How to Decide?

(Huffington Post)

EU: How to Decide? = "Out!" echoed wide

Anagram: Robert Jordan, Image: Canadian Pacific

Would checks and balances stop Trump? Don't bet on it.

(Washington Post)

Would checks and balances stop Trump? Don't bet on it. = Could we not block a dumb President's constant path?

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Sanders vows to help Clinton fight Trump

(CNN)

Sanders vows to help Clinton fight Trump = Con mogul spews filth 'n' dirt! That's proven!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Illustration: DonkeyHotey

The conspiracy candidate: Donald Trump continues to support Alex Jones insane smears of Obama

(Salon)

The conspiracy candidate: Donald Trump continues to support Alex Jones insane smears of Obama = Jesus! A couple of apocalyptic xenophobic mad dastards dominate in rotten-as-rum, rant nonsense!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Photo: Stephen Melkisethian

Rancher lassoes thief

(The Guardian)

Rancher lassoes thief = Fine! He corrals the ass.

Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Photo: Cynthia Cheney

Witness: Orlando shooter laughed during rampage

(CNN)

Omar Seddique Mateen = Me? Quite red as a demon!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Alisdare Hickson

Alligator drags toddler into lagoon at Disney hotel, police say

(CNN)

Alligator drags toddler into lagoon at Disney hotel = So great old gator got little lad on holiday as dinner?

Anagram: Jason Lofts, Photo: Loren Javier

Clinton Calls Out Trump's 'Lies' After Orlando Attack

(NBC News)

Clinton Calls Out Trump's 'Lies' After Orlando Attack = Facts tell lots on crooked lunatic liar, Satan Trump!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Ten deadliest mass shootings in US History

(National Public Radio)

Ten worst mass shootings in US History Omar Mateen Seung-hui Cho Adam Lanza George Hennard James Huberty Charles Whitman Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold Patrick Sherrill Syed Farook & Tashfeen Malik Jiverly Wong

=

All crazy men Hadj thrill killer Korean nut job Sandy Hook sickie Former navy, druggie Security guard Was a strong marine White high schoolers, friends He went postal They're sham Moslems Asian, the man's no Arab

Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Photo: George Ian Bowles

Frog airlifted to hospital

(MSN)

Frog airlifted to hospital ~ Glorified hop artist aloft

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Orlando Shooting Doctors Recall Endless Flow of Victims

(The New York Times)

The gun bullet chips ~ the nightclub Pulse

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Sarah Mirk

A Special Chrome Extension for Donald Trump on His Birthday

(Gawker)

A Special Chrome Extension for Donald Trump on His Birthday = In code: call extra report on his B-day AND penis from his mouth!

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Obama goes on tirade against Trump over 'dangerous' Muslim ban, 'radical Islam'

(CNN)

Obama goes on tirade against Trump over 'dangerous' Muslim ban, 'radical Islam' = "Demoniacal mad mogul's a ravager, rat, brat, pig, and more: USA's Benito Mussolini!"

Anagram: Maurice Goddard

Orlando shooting survivors describe scenes of chaos

(CNN)

Orlando tragedy = Anger today, Lord.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Benjamin Kerensa

Tony Awards 2016: See the Complete Winners List

(The Wall Street Journal)

Which of the big musicals took home the Tony Award for Best Musical this year? =
Shuffle Along: It's a hit music show which took America by storm. Be there today!
School of Rock: Hey! I see ambitious class band without fame, with great rhythm!
Waitress: Oh my, why check it out? Sara Bareilles' music had the boom off tonight!
Bright Star: Ooh, so bad? I say the feel of a whimsical country home stuck with me.
Hamilton (which took the award!): America's boy got himself set true by his focus.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow