(BBC)
Pauline Hanson is a recently elected Australian senator. Will she win a seat in the parliament? = All her racist paranoia nauseates us intently, while we hint it's a scandal. A repellent nominee!
(National Public Radio)
Will Hillary Clinton be the person voted in as the first female President of the United States of America? ~ Oh, OR will I see if Donald Trump sees his very inefficient, paranoid statements then reflect at the ballot?
(NBC News)
German tourist plunges to death while posing for photo at Machu Picchu = "I must detour, go higher to taunt, while accomplice snaps fun photograph!"
(Artnet)
The chemist who discovered the world's newest blue explains its miraculous properties=Report: Nontoxic, impressive with use, this hue did well compared to lesser blue swatches
(Washington Post)
Republicans: Save your party, don't give to Trump = Distrust a proven money vulture! A crappy bigot! = Grave? Yes! Don't pity crap's bum! Vulture ain't poor!
(Salon)
Civil liberties be damned: Donald Trump - an enemy of the Constitution = Attention! Deadly odious bent ill viper mustn't be Commander in Chief!
(CNN)
Gun safety legislation = Gang use is totally fine! = Getting us a sale? If only. = Guilty against oneself! = I suggest any to all, fine? = Loafing Senate...it's ugly! = So, if a gun isn't legal yet... = Still going, fate uneasy. = US fail, to say...negligent.