Want the smell of success? Try Eau de Trump

(Daily Mail)

1. Donald Trump, The Fragrance 2. Success 3. Empire = Leading character's men's perfume products = Rich aged man's real scent/perfume products

Anagram: Jason Lofts, Photo: Alexander Muse

Tennis: Nick Kyrgios blows up at Piers Morgan

(The New Zealand Herald)

The Australian tennis player Nicholas Kyrgios = A shockingly unpleasant loser. Ay, he is irritant.

Nicholas Kyrgios, the Australian tennis player's ~ an irritatingly unpleasant loser. I say he shocks.

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Pauline Hanson: Australian anti-Islam senator criticised

(BBC)

Pauline Hanson is a recently elected Australian senator. Will she win a seat in the parliament? = All her racist paranoia nauseates us intently, while we hint it's a scandal. A repellent nominee!

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Chris Evans steps down from BBC's Top Gear show

(Financial Times)

Chris Evans steps down from Top Gear = Fop sensed TV car program's shite now

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NASA's Juno spacecraft is now in orbit around Jupiter

(The Verge)

The spacecraft Juno orbits ~ Jupiter - casts forth beacon.

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: NASA

The 270 Project: Try To Predict Who Will Win The Election

(National Public Radio)

Will Hillary Clinton be the person voted in as the first female President of the United States of America? ~ Oh, OR will I see if Donald Trump sees his very inefficient, paranoid statements then reflect at the ballot?

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: US Embassy

German Tourist Plunges to Death While Posing for Photo at Machu Picchu

(NBC News)

German tourist plunges to death while posing for photo at Machu Picchu = "I must detour, go higher to taunt, while accomplice snaps fun photograph!"

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The Chemist Who Discovered the World's Newest Blue Explains Its Miraculous Properties

(Artnet)

The chemist who discovered the world's newest blue explains its miraculous properties=Report: Nontoxic, impressive with use, this hue did well compared to lesser blue swatches

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Republicans: Save your party, don't give to Trump

(Washington Post)

Republicans: Save your party, don't give to Trump = Distrust a proven money vulture! A crappy bigot! = Grave? Yes! Don't pity crap's bum! Vulture ain't poor!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Image: TJ Hawk

Istanbul airport blasts

(The Indian Express)

Istanbul airport = A blast, irruption.

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Mustafa Badreddine, terrorist

(MSN)

Mustafa Badreddine, terrorist = True: bastard is dead, inert form

Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Image: The Israel Project

Alvin Toffler, futurologist guru, dies at 87

(BBC)

The renowned US guru and writer Alvin Toffler has checked out = A trusted winner, he felt 'Future Shock' changed our naive world

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Trump facing Romney-like gap in NY polls

(Poughkeepsie Journal)

Trump facing Romney-like gap in NY polls = Clinton's firmly up, making people angry!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Brunosuras

Civil liberties be damned: Donald Trump - an enemy of the Constitution

(Salon)

Civil liberties be damned: Donald Trump - an enemy of the Constitution = Attention! Deadly odious bent ill viper mustn't be Commander in Chief!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Senate rejects series of gun measures

(CNN)

Gun safety legislation = Gang use is totally fine! = Getting us a sale? If only. = Guilty against oneself! = I suggest any to all, fine? = Loafing Senate...it's ugly! = So, if a gun isn't legal yet... = Still going, fate uneasy. = US fail, to say...negligent.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: ttarasiuk

The new Zelda is gorgeous, but can the Wii U handle it?

(Digital Spy)

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild for Wii U = I had to realize hit! Fun world blew off the edge!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

"Less Meat, Less Heat": China's Plan to Drop Meat Consumption Gets Praise

(Common Dreams)

Less Meat, Less Heat, More Life = Selfless theme ameliorates

Anagram: Rosie Perera

Reeva would want me free, says Oscar Pistorius

(The Daily Telegraph)

Reeva would want me free, says Oscar Pistorius hopefully = Ah, a woefully desperate, empty, vicarious sorrowfulness!

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Selma Blair "filled with shame" after shock plane outburst

(The Daily Mirror)

The actress Selma Blair Beitner = Bet I can tell it embarrasses her

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: Joella Marano

Trump, like McCarthy, is master of conspiracy and innuendo

(Chicago Tribune)

Trump, like McCarthy, is master of conspiracy and innuendo = Trump: Unrefined, mad, loony, racist, manic, crankiest psycho

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Photo Stephen Melkisethian