Australian man admits to amateur testicle surgery

(BBC)

An Australian man admits to some amateur testicle surgery = Tyro tries castrating a male. Stunt alarmed me. I am nauseous.

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Paul Evans

Saving Rare Ferrets With a Drone That Shoots M&Ms

(MSN)

Photo: USFWS Mountain-Prairie

Saving Rare Ferrets With a Drone That Shoots M&Ms = Far northern shots might avert most raw disease

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Saving Rare Ferrets With a Drone That Shoots M&Ms = start the Mars mission gets thrown far overhead

M&M's are made by Mars, Inc.

Anagram: Chris Davis

All the times Sanders called Wolf Blitzer Jake Tapper

(CNN)

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Wolf Isaac Blitzer, the Cable News Network journalist = Wow...bizarre Bernie won't focus, then still calls at "Jake"!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Where art and science meet

(The New Zealand Herald)

The Australian performance artist Stelios Arcadiou = He places ear in arm for auscultation. So is it rated art?

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: Thierry Ehrmann

Virginia man dies after 911 call considered accidental dial, reports say

(Cleveland.com)

Virginia man dies after 911 call considered accidental dial, reports say = 911 services' rapid act to decide if any call is meant as a drill or in danger.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: C. Holmes

Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos Is Barred From Running Lab for 2 Years

(The New York Times)

Theranos, Inc. = Sanction her!

Anagram: Jason Lofts, Photo: TechCrunch

Security fears mount ahead of GOP convention

(CNN)

Security fears mount ahead of GOP convention = Of course, I can vote 'nay' in the ages of Don Trump. = Changes if you vote a con man OUT for President!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Jayel Aheram

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg intensifies criticism of Trump: 'He is a faker'

(CNN)

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg intensifies her criticism of Trump: 'He is a faker' = Cross feminist judge in rumpus, reiterating rich huckster is a fibber, a thief

Anagram: Jason Lofts, Photo: Wake Forest University School of Law

Black Lives Matter, too: Their Message Being Blurred

(WDTN)

When everybody fights to "Save The Whales", the outcome isn't to "Kill The Dolphins". ~ So, if "Black Lives Matter", then help! Why do they see thoughts on "White Lives Do Not"?

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Thomas Hawk

British Prime Minister David Cameron to resign this week

(New York Post)

The British ex-Prime Minister David Cameron = Brexit did him in. It meant his PM career's over.

Anagram: Jason Lofts, Photo: Number 10

The Burr vs. Hamilton duel happened 212 years ago today

(Yahoo!)

The Hamilton - Burr duel = Ah, hot murder-bullet in!

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas, Photo: Mark B. Schlemmer

Eder's transformation from 'ugly duckling' to Portugal's Euro 2016 hero

(ESPN FC)

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The hero Éderzito António Macedo Lopes = Oho! One-Zero! The competition's real dead!

Anagram: Adie Pena

Two Snipers Kill Five Officers, Wound Several Others At Dallas Protest

(National Public Radio)

The police officers shot in Dallas = Headline of chills, protest fiasco

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Jobs For Felons Hub

Oscar Pistorius given six years for Reeva Steenkamp murder

(BBC)

Poor Pistorius, he wanted months = "I must not drop soap in the shower."

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Cartoon: Roy Blumenthal

Want the smell of success? Try Eau de Trump

(Daily Mail)

1. Donald Trump, The Fragrance 2. Success 3. Empire = Leading character's men's perfume products = Rich aged man's real scent/perfume products

Anagram: Jason Lofts, Photo: Alexander Muse

Tennis: Nick Kyrgios blows up at Piers Morgan

(The New Zealand Herald)

The Australian tennis player Nicholas Kyrgios = A shockingly unpleasant loser. Ay, he is irritant.

Nicholas Kyrgios, the Australian tennis player's ~ an irritatingly unpleasant loser. I say he shocks.

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: ThoamsB

Pauline Hanson: Australian anti-Islam senator criticised

(BBC)

Pauline Hanson is a recently elected Australian senator. Will she win a seat in the parliament? = All her racist paranoia nauseates us intently, while we hint it's a scandal. A repellent nominee!

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Illustration: studio tdes

Chris Evans steps down from BBC's Top Gear show

(Financial Times)

Chris Evans steps down from Top Gear = Fop sensed TV car program's shite now

Anagram: Julian Lofts

NASA's Juno spacecraft is now in orbit around Jupiter

(The Verge)

The spacecraft Juno orbits ~ Jupiter - casts forth beacon.

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: NASA

The 270 Project: Try To Predict Who Will Win The Election

(National Public Radio)

Will Hillary Clinton be the person voted in as the first female President of the United States of America? ~ Oh, OR will I see if Donald Trump sees his very inefficient, paranoid statements then reflect at the ballot?

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: US Embassy