Trump Campaign Uses Every Excuse In The Book To Explain Melania's Plagiarism

(Huffington Post)

Melania Trump's Republican Convention speech = N...n...no! I can't run up Michelle Obama's perspective!

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Donald Trump's history with women: adultery, objectification

(New York Daily News)

The Three Wives of The Republican Donald Trump: 1. Ivana Marie Zelnickova 2. Marla Marples 3. Melania Knauss

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Hmm, a lustful bloke! We are: 1. A vain Czech skier 2. A rampant thespian adulterer 3. A prim, vain Slovenian model

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GOP platform draft declares pornography 'public health crisis'

(CNN)

The Republican National Convention = Oh, I ban all porn! It can't even continue!

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Gonorrhea May Soon Become Resistant To All Antibiotics And Untreatable

(PBS Newshour)

Gonorrhea drug resistance = Causing great, dense horror.

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Trump, Pence debut as Republican party ticket

(WKYC)

Trump, Pence debut as Republican party ticket = Trump debuts pick: entire party unacceptable

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Failed Turkish coup

(The New York Times)

Failed Turkish coup = Coup had futile risk

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Truck Attack in Nice, France: What We Know, and What We Don't

(The New York Times)

Nice terror attack during Bastille Day = Truck riot directed against all nearby

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German landlady bricks up couple's front door

(MSN)

Landlady bricks up couple's front door = Bold! Crappy! Stern Frau locks old duo in.

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Newt Gingrich calls for 'Sharia tests' for all Muslims in the country after Nice attacks

(New York Daily News)

Newt Gingrich said: "We should frankly test every person from here who is of a Muslim background. And if they believe in Sharia, they should be deported." = What unreservedly unhinged gobbledygook! What deeply offensive Trumpery! Rebuke the man for his foolish words in haste. He is anti-Islamic. Red card!

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Boris Johnson: How Britain's new foreign secretary has insulted the world

(BBC)

Boris Johnson on Hillary Clinton: "She's got dyed blonde hair and pouty lips, and a steely blue stare, like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital." = Is this addled albino, a long-haired, slanderous popinjay, the best choice as British statesman? Personally, I kindly, sternly ululate "NO! NO! NO!"

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Australian man admits to amateur testicle surgery

(BBC)

An Australian man admits to some amateur testicle surgery = Tyro tries castrating a male. Stunt alarmed me. I am nauseous.

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Saving Rare Ferrets With a Drone That Shoots M&Ms

(MSN)

Photo: USFWS Mountain-Prairie

Saving Rare Ferrets With a Drone That Shoots M&Ms = Far northern shots might avert most raw disease

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Saving Rare Ferrets With a Drone That Shoots M&Ms = start the Mars mission gets thrown far overhead

M&M's are made by Mars, Inc.

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All the times Sanders called Wolf Blitzer Jake Tapper

(CNN)

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Wolf Isaac Blitzer, the Cable News Network journalist = Wow...bizarre Bernie won't focus, then still calls at "Jake"!

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Where art and science meet

(The New Zealand Herald)

The Australian performance artist Stelios Arcadiou = He places ear in arm for auscultation. So is it rated art?

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Virginia man dies after 911 call considered accidental dial, reports say

(Cleveland.com)

Virginia man dies after 911 call considered accidental dial, reports say = 911 services' rapid act to decide if any call is meant as a drill or in danger.

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Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos Is Barred From Running Lab for 2 Years

(The New York Times)

Theranos, Inc. = Sanction her!

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Security fears mount ahead of GOP convention

(CNN)

Security fears mount ahead of GOP convention = Of course, I can vote 'nay' in the ages of Don Trump. = Changes if you vote a con man OUT for President!

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Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg intensifies criticism of Trump: 'He is a faker'

(CNN)

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg intensifies her criticism of Trump: 'He is a faker' = Cross feminist judge in rumpus, reiterating rich huckster is a fibber, a thief

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Black Lives Matter, too: Their Message Being Blurred

(WDTN)

When everybody fights to "Save The Whales", the outcome isn't to "Kill The Dolphins". ~ So, if "Black Lives Matter", then help! Why do they see thoughts on "White Lives Do Not"?

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British Prime Minister David Cameron to resign this week

(New York Post)

The British ex-Prime Minister David Cameron = Brexit did him in. It meant his PM career's over.

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