Donald Trump Threatens the Ghostwriter of "The Art of the Deal"

(The New Yorker)

Donald Trump Threatens the Ghostwriter of "The Art of the Deal" = That real offended hothead to thwart them reporting results

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Three Problems with the Melania Trump Plagiarism Admission

(The New Yorker)

Model and designer Melania Knauss Trump = Slender mum and one unmasked plagiarist!

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Prosecutors appeal 'shockingly lenient' Pistorius sentence

(Daily Mail)

"We respectfully submit that the sentence of six years imprisonment, in all the circumstances, is disproportionate to the crime of murder committed... that is to say, shockingly too lenient" = Yes, in this extract the National Prosecuting Authority metes out criticism most felt of the marked clemency shown to the limbless defendant, onetime Olympic sprinter Oscar Pistorius

Anagram: Jason Lofts, Cartoon: Roy Blumenthal

Did Melania Trump lie about graduating?

(The New Zealand Herald)

Melania = A lie, man!

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas, Photo: WEBN-TV

Artist Builds Mini Wall Around Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame Star

(NBC News)

Artist Builds Mini Wall Around Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame Star = How a brilliant work totally disrupted a famous US man's film world!

Anagram: Adie Pena

Artist Builds Mini Wall Around Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame Star = Tourist walkway artform: Small, odd, dumber, wishful isolation plan

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Did Melania Trump lie about graduating?

(The New Zealand Herald)

Melania Trump lies about her graduation = A Euro laureate using intro: B.A., M.A., M.Lit. Ph.D!

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: Marc Nozell

Awks! Melania Trump cribs Michelle Obama's speech

(News24)

The United States First Lady Michelle Robinson Obama = But to the distaste of many, Melania cribs her old lines!

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Melania Trump RNC speech appears to copy Michelle Obama talk

(New York Daily News)

Melania's a total retard copying Michelle Obama's speech. Invalid! Cruel contempt! Drunk men snort at her nerdiness! Shh! Learn! = Mr Donald Trump's main cheerleader at the convention has such large silicone breasts and really prominent cheek implants.

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Trump Campaign Uses Every Excuse In The Book To Explain Melania's Plagiarism

(Huffington Post)

Melania Trump's Republican Convention speech = N...n...no! I can't run up Michelle Obama's perspective!

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Donald Trump's history with women: adultery, objectification

(New York Daily News)

The Three Wives of The Republican Donald Trump: 1. Ivana Marie Zelnickova 2. Marla Marples 3. Melania Knauss

=

Hmm, a lustful bloke! We are: 1. A vain Czech skier 2. A rampant thespian adulterer 3. A prim, vain Slovenian model

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: WEBN-TV

GOP platform draft declares pornography 'public health crisis'

(CNN)

The Republican National Convention = Oh, I ban all porn! It can't even continue!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Gonorrhea May Soon Become Resistant To All Antibiotics And Untreatable

(PBS Newshour)

Gonorrhea drug resistance = Causing great, dense horror.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Nathan Reading

Trump, Pence debut as Republican party ticket

(WKYC)

Trump, Pence debut as Republican party ticket = Trump debuts pick: entire party unacceptable

Anagram: Chris Davis, Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Failed Turkish coup

(The New York Times)

Failed Turkish coup = Coup had futile risk

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Truck Attack in Nice, France: What We Know, and What We Don't

(The New York Times)

Nice terror attack during Bastille Day = Truck riot directed against all nearby

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

German landlady bricks up couple's front door

(MSN)

Landlady bricks up couple's front door = Bold! Crappy! Stern Frau locks old duo in.

Anagram: Russ Atkinson, Photo: Ben Beltran

Newt Gingrich calls for 'Sharia tests' for all Muslims in the country after Nice attacks

(New York Daily News)

Newt Gingrich said: "We should frankly test every person from here who is of a Muslim background. And if they believe in Sharia, they should be deported." = What unreservedly unhinged gobbledygook! What deeply offensive Trumpery! Rebuke the man for his foolish words in haste. He is anti-Islamic. Red card!

Anagram: Jason Lofts, Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Boris Johnson: How Britain's new foreign secretary has insulted the world

(BBC)

Boris Johnson on Hillary Clinton: "She's got dyed blonde hair and pouty lips, and a steely blue stare, like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital." = Is this addled albino, a long-haired, slanderous popinjay, the best choice as British statesman? Personally, I kindly, sternly ululate "NO! NO! NO!"

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Photo: London Gov

Australian man admits to amateur testicle surgery

(BBC)

An Australian man admits to some amateur testicle surgery = Tyro tries castrating a male. Stunt alarmed me. I am nauseous.

Anagram: Julian Lofts, Paul Evans

Saving Rare Ferrets With a Drone That Shoots M&Ms

(MSN)

Photo: USFWS Mountain-Prairie

Saving Rare Ferrets With a Drone That Shoots M&Ms = Far northern shots might avert most raw disease

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Saving Rare Ferrets With a Drone That Shoots M&Ms = start the Mars mission gets thrown far overhead

M&M's are made by Mars, Inc.

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